I like your hair, as black as dove chocolate and as bright as the night sky. I like your eyes, as big as the prime minister's belly, as shiny as Mujiro jelly, as stars. Just like your lips, as soft as tofu brain, as bright red as Fuji apple and as hot as the sun. I like your personality, as lively and brilliant as pop rock, as you didn't know in the spring breeze. In fact, your smile is as sweet as Haagen-Dazs, which makes me stare at you like a fool. You asked me why I like you. Don't you really know that you and I are in the dark, just like milk and chocolate, just like brown bread and milk, we are a natural couple! Being with you is my happiest thing. Holding your hand as soft as boneless chicken fillet, I feel Pepsi. If you spoil me, my bones will become as brittle as an egg Shaqima. Do you know how much I don't want to see you? Even if we are separated, I care about you like two pieces of Pizza Hut are torn apart. ...