B: Hey, hey, hey, hey ... I don't have to remember this name.
One: You know, ah, this is a number (holding out a finger).
B: Fried dough sticks.
A: This is a number (two fingers).
B: Two fried dough sticks.
A: This is a number (five fingers).
B: Donuts.
You know fried dough sticks. Study hard. Reading: thousands of grandchildren, Zhao Li
B: Qiansun Zhao Li.
A: Qian Sun Zhao Li.
Teacher, Qiansun Zhaoli, I feel dizzy. (Shaking his head ...)
A: You have to change direction. Zhou Wuwang, my king.
Miss, my king.
One in Zhou Wuwang.
Miss, my king. Teacher, my eyes are black. ......
Do not interrupt me. What's on it?
B: Above? It's on the roof.
A: Even on the roof.
A: Qian Sun Zhao Li.
Oh, Qiansun Zhao Li.
A: what about next?
B: Follow you? Forget that.
I just taught you.
B: Yes. I just forgot.
A: First reading.
B: A forgotten one.
A: Qian Sun Zhao Li. (Angry)
Oh, Zhao.
A: Money?
B: Money? It's all spent
What kind of flowers?
B: buy fried dough sticks to eat.
You have food.
A: Let me explain it to you to deepen your impression. Qian Sun Zhao Li, Zhao Zhao. Did you get a look at him? I'm Zhao.
B: Oh. I'm Zhao.
A: This is Zhao! (Angry)
B: My name is Zhao.
Are you Zhao?
Yeah, I will.
Are you an idiot? Money, money is to pay for the school.
Oh, pay. Hey, pay once. How to pay? You got the money, right?
A: I am too lazy to continue. Sun's grandson. Li didn't hold a speech ceremony. Friday, my king. Zhou, preserved egg porridge. Wu, is much ado about nothing and lawless. Zheng, it's not serious. King, king of beasts.
Oh, big tiger, right?
Just like you said. Do you understand?
I see.
Can talk?
B: It can be said (about 3 seconds of hesitation) that the teacher said, I can't say, I can only keep the terms.
A: you stipulated it.
B: Here we go: Tiger, it's no big deal, lawless preserved egg porridge. Sun Tzu's art of war is unreasonable. Zhao scam. Gnome male-"(the last one, pointing to Alice).
"Young Age"
(Singing) The sun, the golden sun, the moon, the moon is a mercury, and you show me the most beautiful knitting life. friend ......
B sings really well.
A child, what kind of song can you play?
Bob knew, "Gold and silver lock.
What about the lock?
B you can stop singing. The sun is a golden shuttle and the moon is a silver lock. I'll give you one and give it to someone else. You came, gold, I came, silver. I'm glad you didn't suffer. I'm very upset, so don't panic.
What are you going to say?
B, you finally have two locks. I'm afraid you will be unhappy.
You lock it here, will it?
B no?
A song called Golden Shuttle and Mercury. Lyrics the sun and the moon, in the sun and the moon time than the space shuttle weaving, give you, give me a better life, use it to weave.
B Oh, the shuttle bus service.
A.b
Lock it?
Why? What is this? Do you want to lock it?
B, you said, I remember. The last word is "Sun-Moon Shuttle Bus".
Yes, the sun and the moon fly, and time flies like an arrow. BR/>； B describes the time and has a good time.
50 years of you, right?
B it's almost 60.
Look at so many shining children.
B shiny child?
This word is also called "sway". Newborn flash and flash and flash child 30-year-old child 50-year-old child, are you shaking? ...
How about b?
& gt A: You go ahead.
B will surprise my life.
Shake, arrow, as long as the same meaning.
Describe the sun, the moon and time. BR/>； Let yourself say that time is a quick attack on you?
B soon.
Some friends, we don't cherish time and don't take up too much time.
B, do too much time?
In our unit, the time of a little heavenly king and an old criminal suspect is too slow. You will see his momentum, like two old men who can't make money and waste time. I don't talk at ordinary times. All day, everyone I meet must have this sentence: "Why don't you work?" "
Old b has to go to work?
The grumpy man smiled: "Teacher, this is not applicable"?
B Are you busy recently?
"I don't know what the world is busy with."
B didn't hear the basic class to pick you up?
"Xi-I don't know."
B, of course Do you need to fill it out?
"Xi-I don't know."
B, don't you think you lack cultural knowledge?
"Xi-I don't know."
What is your monthly salary?
A 42 yuan ... "
That's why I remember it so clearly.
You say, what's the point of life if this goes on?
B not ideal. Life is boring when we don't cherish it.
AI is dead, and there is too little time to contribute to society.
B no?
One for you, talk less and live less. 15, now 75 years old, how about it?
Few people can live a good life in 70 b.
Sleep 8 hours a day, 3824, one third of your life, and get enough sleep.
B There are only five years left.
A kindergarten.
B remaining 43 years.
1966 primary and secondary schools, and four years of university.
Planing 16 years, leaving 27 years.
A these 27 years, not all work and study!
What are you doing?
An oily cook does housework, buys a bottle of vinegar and soy sauce, and the children wash diapers.
B is a glorious task for homosexuals, 10 17 years' stopgap measure.
A game of chess, missing the ball, and "competing for the upper reaches" on the first set, accounting for 67 years.
B has been away for ten years.
I want to sleep, lying on the kang with a newspaper in my hand.
B how was your study?
A don't sell tickets, look at the venue.
B or play.
Stadium, movies, at least two hours of all-weather service.
B it will be a few years.
Leave after just a few years.
B left for two years.
The remaining two years are good jobs. That's the way it is in class, not being naughty. I worked overtime all day, and then I stole a car before I left the brick.
B was stabbed, too. There are two years left in the funnel.
Court trial, reeducation through labor for two and a half years.
B.don't forget, there are six people in this life.
First, of course, our algorithm is a bit exaggerated. Cherishing time and not taking the right path will become a waste of society.
B's time should consider math.
So I hope you like this old comrade, give us some time about you, and cherish the truth of youth.
B.we are also responsible.
Always say that you know more than you do?
Bob knows.
The ancients said, "Time is money, and an inch of gold can't buy an inch of time".
Bob knows this because time is priceless.
The great poet Su Shi has a proverb: "Time is money".
B, 1200 golden hour quarter.
A precious time, in every line of time, every industry's image understanding.
B let's talk.
A former strategist said, "Time is victory.
Where is the doctor? A doctor said that time is life.
What about educator B?
This is the age of knowledge.
A good worker?
Workers, time is wealth.
What about household B?
Time is farmers' food.
B if I ...
calendar time
How about calendar b?
Broken, don't tear yourself less!
B anti-tear, everyone is nobody.
The time is the same.
B that's fair.
A person wins as many points as possible.
b？
Go into the crowd.
B there is such a thing as Lei Feng spirit.
When Lu Xun speaks, he is like water in a sponge. As long as there is, he is always willing to squeeze.
B or five minutes, ten minutes, cherish them all.
& gt Our Amy didn't expect you to ask him, "What can you do in five minutes?" ?
How can he say that?
"Eleven five minutes, you can do it for five minutes, and you can take a cigarette."
B is in 10 minutes?
10 minutes later, pump, pump.
B With more time and more cigarettes, you can learn instead of cherishing time. BR/>； A "Give me a break, you have to understand that our foundation is not good." "
B how did it break?
Answer: "In difficult times, we were born in a turbulent era, and economic growth adjusted to study. Foreign countries are not our business. We don't envy universities. I don't have angry children. Children who smoke to relieve boredom will give you a whole. I smoke, boy. "
Group B.
You don't see any complaints and ambitions, but he didn't expect that when he smoked, it was a minute away, 1 minute away.
We should cherish this minute.
Xu Teli, 20 years old, revolutionary cherished the ordinary 5 minutes, 65,438+00 minutes, studied mathematics, psychology and ethics, and became a knowledgeable educator.
B revolutionary old man.
Mathematician Professor Su, in isolation, took a pen for twenty or thirty minutes and wrote, 1.6 million words in this book.
Wasting time equals chronic suicide, b! Analyzing the image of wasting time writing articles, he said: "In the past days, the dinner served from the basin every day was in the last bowl." Wash your hands quietly, before it has begun to notice, come quickly, my eyes, stretch out to protect its hand, through the block, when it is dark, I lie on the bed, Lingling is opposite me, flying away from my feet. I opened my eyes and was satisfied that the sun had slipped away from her face for a day. Alas, I sighed and the shadows of the children who started a new day flashed by.
Listen, AIDS is decreasing today.
First, our partners and your old comrades have gone to great pains.
Wang B, this is really a bit difficult.
Ah, you can't relax. I hope you have the flame of youth, ignite their hearts and let them listen to the song of youth.
B Yes, you should tell them that they are too young, young, young and hardworking, that's all!
You listen to a song to describe youth: (singing) youth, youth, beauty, rosy clouds and rose fragrance.
Energetic young people.
(Singing) If you ask young people, where is it?
What about b? This is my request.
(Stars) In your heart, in your heart. ...
Yixi ...
What kind of music?
Feel my itchy muscles.
First, Chairman Mao said, "Young people like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and their hopes are pinned on you. Comrade Guo Moruo told us that in this world, things are more precious than youth. Is it true?/You don't say. However, youth is fleeting.
Young people should cherish the beauty of youth.
Learn professional knowledge for one hour every day.
Improve your ability and you will train talents for your motherland.
One day I can spare an hour and a half to write a 200-word article.
Step by step, you will practice a beautiful language.
A smoker reads poetry 10 minutes every day.
One year in B, the familiar 300 wow.
One foreign language word every five minutes.
No problem, B Biennale, meet foreign guests: "There is something fishy about monkey bending seats."
A trick?
B you!
An old comrade often says to us, our youth partners, thank you!
It is necessary for Yitai.
Ai really wants to write a poem, which is full of the power of young hearts.
We have already written it.
B, time flashes children's most precious time.
Triggered a flash of life b beauty!
Your handwriting?
When writing a poem, you should rhyme accordingly.
He fell in love with rhyme. Reward: Race against time.
B if there are others waiting in line.
It is an ideal choice to start talking about hard work.
B, slovenly, do your own harm.
B quickly chase forward;
B's step leg.
Where's peg?
B is staring at how to forward!
If you tell us often, we will realize that today and tomorrow will be more comprehensive and enjoyable only by redoubling our efforts.
B is better.
Grade A and above, two years later, look at our great motherland.
B is a completely different story!
When he started singing: (singing) After two years, we must rise to the great motherland. What is a beautiful day, a new day, a new and better spring? More and more cities and villages are brilliant everywhere!
B how beautiful!
A, then let's study hard, work hard, be happy, sweat proudly and contribute proudly.
In retrospect, B has a clear conscience.
Time (singing), so we proudly raised our glasses, beautiful breasts and laughed at his eyebrows, belonging to the new generation in the 1980s.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can educate the next generation, but I am also proud of you!
A: If you are laissez-faire, we will not study hard, work hard and contribute. The only regret at that time was that we wasted time, and we were ashamed of doing nothing.
B A is young and doesn't work hard, and the boss is sad.
I see you sing, Wang draws and sells.
How to sing b?
(Singing) For decades, we met a group of young people, at least 60 years old! I spent my eyes, but turned a deaf ear, full of wrinkles, and turned around.
B here's the thing!
Ah, dear friends, who is to blame for wasting time? Don't blame me or you. ......
Who do you blame?
(singing) blame the older generation (2).
B blame me!
False teacher elder brother
B: hello, everyone. First, let me introduce myself. My name is XXX, and I come from Datong, Shanxi. I am also a freshman, but I am not handsome (action). (1)
A: Yo yo, a new baby? All the differences are the same.
Look, you'll see this. Let me see. ......
I think you look like a peanut.
B: peanuts. Hungry peanuts, have you ever seen anyone with glasses? Your wishes can't speak. Who are you?
A: You see, newborns can't even see themselves. I'm telling you, I'm the high representative. You can call me teacher.
B: is the exemption valid?
A: What about newborns? Even if exemptions don't know. I'm telling you, remember, brother, is he bah? Brother, your elders, especially freshmen like you, are unfamiliar with the new school and city and are easily fooled. No, if my brother is sure that no one is lying to you.
B: Great, Brother Shi.
A: Well, that's right, but Brother Shi doesn't want them to pay.
Hey, this is good. Give me the money (hand).
Who gave the money to whom? Who gives money to whom? You give me the money.
Where's your money?
A: Oh, in today's economy and society, do you have to pay for going to the general toilet? Brother Shi said, you know, don't be fooled in the future. This is to save money. Think about it, don't you?
Yes, I just got off the train. Three men and three women surrounded me. Andy, I said, they don't believe that I am handsome. How could they? Sign a photo and help me with my things. Finally drove them away. Do you want to be like Andy? To clean up, let them give it to my group of liars, you say. Brother Shi, how much is the crossing this time?
A: Just $65,438+00.
B: Why is it so big? You can get a discount.
A: When you went to the toilet, you told people you wanted a discount. "Sorry, I will have enough money soon. The discount you gave me is still one and a half." I haven't heard of it, that is, in the short term 10 dollars.
B: Pay for it.
A: That's right. What's the matter with you? This is my first visit to Harbin.
B: Yes.
What's your impression of Harbin?
B: (crying) Brother Shi, I think this is a lot of people asking about this car. Do you do it? It was too crowded. I bought a pair of white shoes, except for a few words in the black sandals. You see, they were trampled.
A: You are so stupid. You should sit down and do it quickly.
B: This is a pregnant woman's seat. As soon as I sat down, someone called me and asked me what to do.
Armor: That's brilliant. Human bones. With the rapid development of the world, miracles are everywhere. Some people dare not ask, just say that a person is pregnant. Seat
I'm sitting in Los Angeles.
A: What kind of time does a supine person have to adapt to the environment? You can't adapt the environment to you, can you? Is it?
B:
Really? Cheap is not for nothing, is cheap stupid enough to lie to you?
not have
A: That's right. The future looks cheap, but come to me if you want to save money.
B: Brother Shek, I'd like to ask, you can't let go of this dish. I spend a lot of food these days.
A: How about that? Save some rice.
B: What kind of way is that?
Do you really want to save a meal?
I really want to go.
Do you really want to keep it?
I really want to go.
Answer: Jiao 10 yuan.
B: How much did you pay?
Do you mean you can save money on this meal?
B: It's opposite the bar.
A: ah, that's right. Listen, what if they want to save money? You bought it cheaply, you.
B: Huh? Are you lying?
A: Deception? Who are you kidding? My brother, how can I lie to you? I will teach you to eat healthily. A famous scientist once said, "If we want to grow taller, it is useless to eat eggplant, pepper, meat, carrots and potatoes."
Scientists say.
& gt A: My grandmother.
B: What? Your grandmother.
Your grandmother.
B: You're lying!
A: You said you can't lie to us and others. How many songs do you ask me about junior three students' bathhouses? Tell him five dollars, he wants a handling fee, and he says I cheated him into running away.
B: Why did you cheat to go home? Run! run! BR/>； A: That's good. I quietly walked over and his clothes came to him from the bathroom.
B: What should a man do?
A: how can I get bare coins? BR/>； B: (to the audience) I asked him what he ordered, exemptions, university courses. Is it tight?
A: No, no holiday, Monday to Friday, Saturday and Sunday, rest, not tired. BR/>； B: what if I don't go to school?
A: Hey, you don't know that college courses can be run, and playing is the main thing.
Oh, where do you usually go to play?
A: You ask you, the drama is long-term. To tell you the truth, cafes, karaoke bars, chess and cards rooms, bars, dance halls and billiards halls are the only things you can't think of that I can't play in the future. If you and I promise you, I will rush into the nightlife without learning anything. No class and debauchery. You can see my lovely flowers and unique live performance, which is very comfortable. ...
B: Ah, bah, I can see that you are the scum of the whole school and society. Do you deserve to improve your parents like this? Are you worthy to be your teacher? One day, you just want to go to class, just want to be in the game, and don't want to study online. What about your students? You liar, pay back the money.
What is money? You dare not ask me for money when you ask me out. I can't control the student's discipline department. I'm not afraid. Be careful with my money.
B: So you're not afraid to punish you for it? BR/>； A: I'm afraid of my two-year-old students.
Oh, fired, a liar. Give me my money back.
wolf
(Shepherd's stick)
Shepherd: I am a little boy at home. Only my grandfather, my father and my mother work in the city. I have no money to go to school. My grandfather bought some sheep, and when I grew up, I raised the money to sell mutton.
(waving a stick, expelling)
Lambs graze on the mountain, enough to feed a fast-growing one. (Start the stage of launching mutton noodles. )
Wolf: (secretly playing, wearing a wolf's headdress) I am a smart and lovely little man. I just wanted to use my head a little and eat some meat, but now I'm hungry every day. Condemn those children who go to goat village and those animals who are too afraid to come out. If this continues, I will be hungry.
Fortunately, I found a new food, the shepherd. These days, a little shepherd boy brought the sheep in my territory, and I have to find a way to eat fresh mutton.
(twist a head to see, the little boy was surprised), I didn't see the food door (hidden tail hidden)
Hi, my friend, good morning, shepherd's purse.
Who are you? I'm not your friend.
Wolf: I am the only big dog. I am your friend. Do you always say that dogs are friends of human beings and you are our dog friends?
Shepherd: Your dog. Does your tail look like a wolf?
Wolf: I am a wolf dog, so I look a bit like a wolf. This is how my tail was born. I can't help it
Shepherd: Really?
Wolf: Yes, you see, I know from my kind expression that I'm here to make friends with you. I think you are lonely.
Shepherd: I have many friends. What is the word of a sheep on the mountain?
Wolf: When they do, your friend, behind them, do you know what to say to you?
What do you mean?
Wolf: They say you are a fool and an idiot. You can't read this book and learn from other people's sheep.
Shepherd, they won't talk to me!
Wolf: they also said, you little villain, sheep, run to the top of the mountain to grab their grass. about
Shepherd: Grass is a natural long mountain. How good they are, they didn't expect.
Wolf: What kind of people don't deserve to make friends with their shepherds? I admire you very much. You are a clever and lovely little shepherd boy. One day, you will be a shepherd.
Shepherd: Of course, I will pay your friend. /& gt； Wolf: Thank you, my friend. I decided to help your sheep for the sake of our friendship.
Thank you.
Wolf: You're welcome. (Laughter) Am I not good?
Just damn shepherd boy, I can help you, your mind, they are a whole.
What does the shepherd think?
Wolf: Standing and shouting, "The wolf is coming, they are going to be cheated."
Just do it. (Hold your head high and raise your voice) The wolf is coming, the wolf is coming.
All the partners are hiding with tools. )
Everybody: What about the wolf?
Shepherd: The wolf is coming, the wolf is coming.
Everybody: Can you stop shouting "Wolf"?
Shepherd: Ah, you are wrong.
Everyone: look at each other, maybe it's really wrong. You must be careful (shepherd). When you see the wolf coming towards us, we can help you catch it together.
Shepherd: (contemptuously) Thank you. /& gt； (wolves of all partners, laughing from ear to ear)
Wolf: Haha, that's funny. Look at their stupidity. Yes, hahaha
Cowboy: (gloating), they are idiots. It's so funny, I'm one with everyone (standing on high, shouting). The wolf is coming, the wolf is coming.
(All partners, run quickly to the place where the tools are carried.)
Everybody: Where is the wolf?
Shepherd: What wolf is coming? I can't see the wolf after I finish.
Everyone: You clearly shouted "Wolf" just now. I didn't see you lying to us.
You are a liar.
Shepherd: I am more hypocritical than you. Wolves will eat, but you won't eat me.
Everyone: We don't care about you anymore. We won't have friends like you. (underground anger)
Cowherd: I'm not your friend.
Wolf: My players as a whole look really interesting. See if you dare yell at me again.
My friend, you are really great. I'll herd the sheep, and you can sleep.
Narrator: After that, the boys stopped taking care of their lambs. The daily intake pipe is still the sheep that Shan Lang saw, looking for a cool place to sleep. He didn't know that there were fewer and fewer sheep every day until one day, the wolf's sheep ate the last one.
Shepherd: What about my sheep?
Wolf: ... they fell off the cliff. & lt You can't lie to me. Seeing the approaching wolf's tail, I was covered in blood. Epiphany), you are a wolf, and you released my sheep.
Wolf: I am a wolf. What are you waiting for?
Shepherd: I want to cry. You are under arrest. The wolf is coming, the wolf is coming.
Wolf: (proudly), don't waste time. No one will come to save you. You lied to them many times. I'm hungry. I'm going to eat you and fill my stomach.
Help ... (running behind and shouting, Wolf is coming)