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Brainstorming: 41* * * 28 * * * 27; 83*** ***65

Answer: 36

Cao Lan stopped a taxi by the side of the road, and the driver immediately kicked him out. Why? Answer: Because the driver asked him where he was going, she said she wouldn't tell you.

2. What should a rabbit and tortoise be called a calf when they are young? Answer: Son of a bitch.

Xiao Chen eats instant noodles in the middle of the night. Why does he stare at his watch while eating? Answer: The edible period of that noodle is today.

4. Why did Lao Chen say that he couldn't live a day without a woman? Answer: He is a cosmetics manufacturer.

My uncle's sister-in-law, but not my aunt, then who is she? Answer: My mother.

I have nine apples, but I have to give them to thirteen children. What should I do? Answer: squeeze juice

7. What is the biggest difference between newspaper news and TV news? A: Newspapers can be stored after reading.

8. There was a plane crash and the scene was in pieces. Surprisingly, no injuries were found. Why? Answer: That's a remote-controlled plane.

9. Lao Zhang accidentally swallowed a gold coin. Why didn't he take it out by surgery ten years later? Answer: because there was no hurry to use money at that time.

10. It's a day when it's dark, but it's only a day when it's dark once or twice. Can you two guess why? Answer: There was a total solar eclipse.

1 1. A person has a high fever. Who should he turn to for help at this time? Answer: fire brigade

12. Why is a bottle of highly toxic drugs harmless to people? Answer: Unless you drink it.

13. Xiaoming handed in a picture that was completely blacked out in the drawing class. Why did the teacher still pass? Answer: Because Xiao Ming painted a black man catching a crow in the middle of the night.

14. The pregnant bitch is afraid of being kicked, but when a guy kicks her, she doesn't shy away or get angry. Why? Answer: Because that guy kicked someone in the stomach and fired five shots at the gun target, * * * got a hundred points. Where did he hit? Answer: Only one shot is exactly one hundred.

15. What do you mean "one person, one point"? Answer: Yes.

16. There are three foxes on the mountain. The hunter shot and killed one. How many foxes are there on the mountain? Answer: one

17.Obana Xiao Han has an appointment to eat at school at noon. After reading Xiaohua, she hurried to find Han provided. After meeting, Han Xiao said to Xiaohua, "Do you believe+=?" Xiaohua blushed after hearing this. Why? Answer: nine plus four is one.

18. A sheep met a tiger, not only not afraid, but also ate the tiger. What happened? Answer: It's a paper tiger.

19. What is the most enthusiastic and dissatisfied * * * in people's hearts? Answer: Curious.

20. How many hours does it take for the earth to rotate once and a half? Answer: hours

2 1. Xiaoming and Xiao Han each bought three flowers. They tied flowers together and prepared to give them to the teacher. How many flowers did the teacher receive? Answer: things.

22. A man asked someone to draw a portrait of the zodiac, leaving only the snake. Why didn't the painter draw it? Answer: Because he is afraid of gilding the lily.

23. Liang Liang drives behind a convertible, but this car has no driver. Why? Answer: The car broke down and was towed by the car in front.

24. The kindergarten teacher took out a bag of candy and prepared to give it to the children. One person gets one piece, one more piece, one person gets two pieces, and two pieces are owed. How many children are there? How many sweets? Answer: Three children, four sweets.

25. Ming bought a bag of fruit and went home empty-handed. He promised not to steal or lose. What is the reason? Answer: I gave it away.

Funny brain teaser 1. Besides zoos and Africa, where can you see giraffes? Answer: examination room

2. Dayong boasted to his friends that in class today, the teacher asked a question and no one in the class answered correctly except him. Guess what the teacher asked? Answer: "Dayong, why are you late again?"

There are three lighted candles on the paper box, and a gust of wind blows and blows out one, while the other two are still burning. How many candles will be left in the end? A: There are none left.

Dayong accidentally fell into the water tank. At that time, there were no adults around, and the children were very anxious. How can we save Dayong in the fastest way? Answer: broken cylinder

Dayong said that he was familiar with all the teachers in the school, and he could go anywhere in the school, but Xiao Han insisted that there was one place where he could never go in. What is that place? Answer: the ladies' room

6. A ball and an iron ball fell from a tall building, who landed first? Answer: iron ball

7. Tuesday is Wednesday, Wednesday is Thursday and Thursday is Sunday. Why? Answer: Two more calendars were torn.

8. A fat man got on the bus without a monthly ticket or a ticket. Why did the conductor let him sit from the starting point to the finish line? Answer: A driver.

9. Xiaoming is one year old, Liang Xiao is one year old, and Han Xiao is one year older than them. How old is Han Xiao? Answer: four years old.

10. Han caught a bird. She put it on the table, but it didn't fly. What is the reason? Answer: The bird is dead.

1 1. Dayong always boasts. He said he could take a glass of water without any container, but the children didn't believe him, but he did it. What happened? Answer: Turn the cup upside down and put it in a basin filled with water.

12. In the game, you are the commander. You have two captains, five heads, ten platoon leaders and twenty-five soldiers. How old is their commander this year? Answer: How old are you?

13. Xiao Han's mother ironed clothes. It takes five minutes for a dress and three minutes for a pair of trousers. There are three small clothes and a pair of trousers now. How many minutes does it take for Han provided's mother to iron it all? Answer: Minutes

14. What's the difference between a cat and a pig? Answer: One is a pet and the other is food.

15. A heavy rain, busy farmers have fled, but there is still one person who does not leave. Why? Answer: It's a scarecrow.

16. There are three geckos crawling on the wall. Not long after one gecko fell, the other two also fell. What happened? Answer: Because one was dozing off, the other two clapped their hands and fell down.

17. There is a turtle on an island with a coconut tree in the middle. There is another island next to the island. The tortoise wants to go there, but he is not good at swimming. How can he get there? A: He is still thinking.

18. When the bus came, a lady in a long skirt put in a dollar and the driver let her on. The second young lady in a miniskirt put in a dollar, and the driver put her on the bus. The third lady didn't put any money in, but the driver let her on the bus. Why? Answer: She uses a ticket.

19. why are there fewer A Bing brothers in the air force? A: Of course there is less air force.

20. What is the relationship between the mountain city and the Japanese? Answer: They are friends of caesarean section.

2 1. There were two mother and daughter dining in the restaurant, and each of them ordered a steak of RMB, but they only paid RMB when they paid the bill. Why? A: these two mother and daughters are grandma and mom's daughter.

22. May studies philosophy at T University. Every morning, she takes the eight o'clock bus to school. She happened to have an empty seat when she got on the bus today. After sitting on it, you may fall asleep unconsciously. Suddenly, she woke up and found that the bus was empty except her, but the bus was still moving. Why? Answer: The car broke down, and the driver and passengers were pushing the car below.

When I walked into a shop, I saw the boss and the guests bargaining. The boss tried his best to bargain, but the customers kept raising the price. Why? Answer: Because the guests are here to sell cars.

24. Someone bought a can of easily opened pesticide and tried to commit suicide. His lover also asked for mutual destruction, but the amount of pesticide had to be a whole can to kill him. As a result, both of them died Why? Answer: open the pesticide can and take another can if it is broken.

25. What kind of food is the most disgusting? Answer: I ate more than half an apple, and half a bug was hidden in it.

Riddle: Old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why don't dogs get fleas?

Answer: Because dogs only have puppies.

2. riddle: what book has neither the author nor anyone to understand?

Answer: gobbledygook

3. riddle: how to put a pencil on the ground so that no one can pass through it?

Answer: put it by the wall

4. riddle: travel around the world to play a name.

Answer: Stephen Chow.

5. riddle: why should the hat be turned upside down when it is dirty?

Answer: Zhang Guan Dai Li * * * wears a dirty crown * * *

6. riddle: what is the prisoner's favorite choice?

Answer: die of old age

7. Riddle: Dogs don't bark when they cross a wooden bridge. * * * Hit an idiom * * *

Answer: Never forget a photo * * * Never walk through a tree * * *

8. riddle: what is white plus white?

Answer: White rabbit * * * two * * *

9. riddle: Xiaomi spent the whole night on history textbooks, but the next day her mother scolded her for not studying hard. Why?

Answer: She sleeps with a history textbook as a pillow.

10, riddle: a rooster and a hen * * * Guess five words * * *

Answer: Still two chickens.

1 1, riddle: What is the attached middle school?

Answer: stillbirth * * * attached middle school * * *

12, riddle: the manager can't cook, but there is a dish that is particularly good at. What is this?

Answer: fire squid.

13, riddle: What kind of egg in the world is inedible, but it is not cooked well, but it is broken?

Answer: I have zero eggs in the exam.

14, riddle: What is not illegal to steal?

Answer: snickering

15, riddle: Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows since childhood?

Answer: Time flies * * * Four arrows * * *

16, riddle: What ship never goes into the water?

Answer: spaceship.

17, riddle: When is the best time for divorce?

Answer: 65438+1October 23rd * * * Freedom Day * * *

18, riddle: What's the name of farting before death?

Answer: Sure.

19, riddle: A blind man shoots a hat, how can he hit it with one shot?

Answer: Hang the hat on the muzzle.

20. riddle: what can't be eaten raw and cooked while roasting?

Answer: cigarettes

2 1, riddle: Xiaoming is 12 years old this year. Why does he only have three birthdays?

Answer: Xiaoming's birthday is February 29th.

22. riddle: a little horizontal, a little floating in Nanyang. There is a man in Nanyang, only one inch long. * * * Type a word * * *

A: Fu.

23. riddle: a frog fell into a dry well 30 meters deep. If it can jump two meters at a time, how many times does it need to jump out of the wellhead?

A: He will fall to death in such a deep dry well.

24. riddle: why does medium-rare beef not match medium-rare beef?

Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

25. riddle: what should be hidden and secretly used, and then secretly given to others after use?

Answer: negative film

26. riddle: on the way, it turned a somersault, and then it made a * * * guess four-word idiom * * *

Answer: three times twice.

27. riddle: there is a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep is coming. How many sheep are there in a * *?

Answer: It's still a regiment!

28. Riddle: Where did Jesus come from?

Answer: the kingdom of heaven

29. riddle: Adi successfully hung on the surface line. Why?

Answer: I fell to my death. ...

30. riddle: what are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. * * * Not afraid of ten thousand, but in case * * *

Interesting brain teasers and answers 1, what valuable things are most easily lost?

A: Satellite.

2. It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes?

Answer: Three minutes.

Three people use three buckets of water for three days, and nine people use several buckets of water for nine days.

Answer: Nine.

What does it matter that a great man and a big lion were born on the same day?

Answer: it doesn't matter

5. Who is that drunkard?

Answer: People who claim that they are not drunk.

Where is the safest place when the earth explodes?

Answer: the ground monkey

7. Which dress is the most durable?

Answer: the one I don't like the most.

8. After King Louis XIV of France was beheaded, what became his son?

Answer: orphans

9. What things in the world are not priced?

Answer: family.

10, Xiao Wang often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why?

Answer: He goes home every morning.

1 1, Xiaoyun and jen are married, why are they still secretly dating?

Answer: They are dating someone else.

12, where can a person be big or small?

Answer: My heart.

13. A year ago, 1 month/day, everyone was doing a very important thing. Do you remember what it is?

Answer: Everyone is breathing.

14. Why does Xiao Wang always keep a posture when running?

Answer: Because he is in the photo.

15, like an electric fan on the left, like an electric fan on the right. Although it looks like an electric fan, it just doesn't turn. What is this?

Answer: the electric fan with power failure.

16, under what circumstances will everyone actively play the spirit of going through fire and water?

Answer: When eating hot pot.

17. Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices?

Answer: Divers

18. Why does it take only three minutes for a snail to climb from Xinjiang autonomous region to Hainan province?

Answer: It crawls on the map.

19. A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why?

Answer: wearing a life jacket

20. Shortly after the accident, the first police arrived at the scene. They found that the driver was in good condition, and the overturned car was covered with blood inside and outside, but they didn't see the dead or the injured. This is a deserted place. What's going on here?

Answer: Because this is a blood donation car.

2 1. What kind of person wants to have as many children as possible?

Answer: Children's products are highly manufactured.

22. What is the last thing a person wants to do before he dies?

Answer: Take your last breath.

23. Why did Zhuge Liang want to see Liu Bei when he visited the Caotang?

Answer: because I didn't bring a gift for the first two times.

24. Xiao Wang said that when the sun and the moon are together forever, he will travel. Is it possible?

Answer: It may be tomorrow.

25. In ancient times, there were no clocks. Someone raised a flock of chickens, but it was dawn, and no one announced it for him. Why is this?

Answer: He keeps a flock of hens.

26. Lao Zhang is a famous boxer. Why did he put on boxing gloves three times and let his opponent down twice?

A: He is a master of wine and boxing.

27. The Far East Department Store was robbed, and the police immediately blocked all the exits, but why did the thief escape? Why?

Answer: thieves can escape * * *

28. You can, I can, everyone can, one person can, and two people can't. What is this for?

Answer: dreaming

29. Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famously greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first?

Answer: Nothing.

30. Where is the source of the Yellow River?

A: In the sky, how does the water of the Yellow River move out of the sky?

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