I don't know where Wang Leifeng got his interest after class today, but I talked about his team leader again. He said humorously, "am I not the leader of our group?" So, I am now the "pig leader", you are all piglets, I am the keeper, managing you! If a little pig doesn't listen, I will use the method of little pig! First, those who don't eat should be whipped, and second, those who don't study hard should cost eight yuan. We adopt a scoring system, with 5 points at a time, and it will be true if it reaches 100. "Everyone laughed at his words. A classmate said, "That depends on whether you can be the' pig boss'. Just after that, the bell rang. "Pig Leader" said, "Goodbye, little pigs." "forbear, pig dragon!" Although these ten minutes are short, they are full of laughter, so happy! Don't make people feel bored again.
I think: humor is something that makes people happy. If you say a lot of humor, you can make your resignation study full of vitality and happiness, no longer feel bored, and get too many adjustments in your heart. Such a humorous person will be loved by everyone.
A humorous person is around me, including clean people, unruly people, unreasonable people and humorous people. By the way, the funniest person in my memory is my aunt.
What happened to my aunt now makes me want to laugh. Sometimes I wake up laughing even when I sleep. On a sunny morning, I went to my aunt's house to study. At this time, my uncle went to my aunt and said carefully, "Give me some pocket money! No money! " Said and handed the aunt's wallet.
Aunt slowly took out a 50-cent bill from her wallet and handed it to her uncle. She saw his eyes wide open and looked at the change as if to say, "It's really change!" "Then a dime ticket came out. Seeing this, we were all amused. I think the change should be five yuan and ten yuan. I didn't expect my aunt to take out a dime ticket Such a small ticket, even we children don't often spend it, let alone adults! Aunt took out one piece after another and took it four times before she took out ninety cents. Wow! Not even a dollar! At this time, my uncle deliberately pouted and said, "Why are there so few? "? There are more beggars giving alms than this! "Aunt said humorously," Aren't you going to change? I just give you change! " Uncle said: "ninety cents is not enough to take the bus!" Not enough for a bottle of mineral water! Not enough to buy a bag of steamed bread! " After listening to the aunt, she finally took out two pieces of ten yuan and gave them to her uncle, who picked up the money. "That's more like it," she said and left with a smile.
Aunt, how humorous!
Write a composition about humorous people. After watching the island film at a friend's house, go to my girlfriend's house and put her in bed for sex. My girlfriend shouted, did you take your medicine? Raincoat * * *! My brother said to her, "What are you afraid of?"? At most, it's like an advertisement in a gynecological hospital. "Has it already started? It's over! Girlfriend scolds: You don't know anything! How painful abortion is! Like a nightmare! Wait, something seems to be wrong. ...
Write a classmate's composition, 500 words, humorous. My classmate Xiao Zhao is my classmate. He is humorous and always brings us infinite happiness ... He is the "pistachio" of our class! Want to know why my classmates have such a title? Then sit down, have a cup of tea and listen to my classmates slowly.
He always wears a rustic and outdated "yellow suit" with a row of jagged teeth hanging on his lips all day. He treats people very kindly and always smiles. With a round belly, he is a bit of a "prime minister" and unforgettable ... but his silly look is really pleasing.
At noon, the teachers are not in the classroom, and the students are eating in their seats.
"Sweet honey ~ I miss you all the time ..." This is, he loves to "sing" songs. When the teacher is away, he can't help but start shouting, "The mountain road here is eighteen bends, and the mountain road here is eighteen bends ~ hey ..." Listening to him sing is like listening to the radio: one minute he sings Jay Chou's blue and white porcelain, and the next minute he sings his own adaptation of Beijing. Some students who are drinking water can't help spitting out the water ... At this time, the math teacher came to the class to see the situation and saw him go deep into the music, so he said humorously, "Haha, there seems to be a Mulan who can sing and dance in our class!" When the students saw the teacher coming, they immediately became silent, and even the sound of an embroidery needle falling to the ground was clearly audible.
Before he realized it, he found that the teacher was standing by, and his face turned red ... Another time, my math score was not ideal, which made me very depressed. I leaned against the table and kept silent ... He seemed to see through my mind and pretended to say solemnly, "Hey, your total score in the exam is 100, which makes my classmates envy."
After all, it's your wily. I really admire you.
"Hearing this sour and slippery word really made me smile, and I couldn't help feeling sad and depressed.
Ha ha laugh ... students only see you as a "pistachio", so we can rest assured. ......
Humorous. I write 500 words. A classmate sitting in front of me, with a chubby figure and endless mouth, often makes us laugh. As long as he hears any topic, he naturally leads to a lot of humorous words from this topic.
His name can be said to be "loud" in our class, because he was the first classmate who rushed to the podium when introducing himself in our class. Although his voice is not very loud, we can clearly hear his name is Wang Leifeng.
Although study is not the best, his humor can make us relaxed and happy in boring study.
In the past, when he was distributing books, he occasionally picked up a rope for binding books and smiled and said to us, "I tell you, if one of you is impatient one day, I will lend you this rope enthusiastically!" " Don't! If you really need it, you can have it. I hope we can cooperate happily! "What he said almost made us laugh. Isn't there a TV series called Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth? Here, we can call him "the glib Wang Leifeng", which is the most appropriate name for him.
I don't know where Wang Leifeng got his interest after class today, but I talked about his team leader again. He said humorously, "am I not the leader of our group?" So, I am now the "pig leader", you are all piglets, I am the keeper, managing you! If a little pig doesn't listen, I will use the method of little pig! First, those who don't eat should be whipped, and second, those who don't study hard should cost eight yuan. We adopt a scoring system, with 5 points at a time, and it will be true if it reaches 100.
"Everyone laughed at his words. A classmate said, "That depends on whether you can be a good pig." Just after that, the bell rang. The pig said, "goodbye, little pigs."
""patience, pig long! "This ten minutes is short, but full of laughter, very unhappy! Don't make people feel bored again.
I think: humor is something that makes people happy. If you say a lot of humor, you can make your resignation study full of vitality and happiness, no longer feel bored, and get too many adjustments in your heart. Such a humorous person will be loved by everyone.
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Write a composition about a person's character and humor, about 400 words. My classmate Xiao Zhao is my classmate. He is humorous and always brings us infinite happiness ... He is the "pistachio" of our class! Want to know why my classmates have such a title? Then sit down, have a cup of tea and listen to my classmates slowly.
He always wears a rustic and outdated "yellow suit" with a row of jagged teeth hanging on his lips all day. He treats people very kindly and always smiles. With a round belly, he is a bit of a "prime minister" and unforgettable ... but his silly look is really pleasing.
At noon, the teachers are not in the classroom, and the students are eating in their seats.
"Sweet honey ~ I miss you all the time ..." This is, he loves to "sing" songs. When the teacher is away, he can't help but start shouting, "The mountain road here is eighteen bends, and the mountain road here is eighteen bends ~ hey ..." Listening to him sing is like listening to the radio: one minute he sings Jay Chou's blue and white porcelain, and the next minute he sings his own adaptation of Beijing. Some students who are drinking water can't help spitting out the water ... At this time, the math teacher came to the class to see the situation and saw him go deep into the music, so he said humorously, "Haha, there seems to be a Mulan who can sing and dance in our class!" When the students saw the teacher coming, they immediately became silent, and even the sound of an embroidery needle falling to the ground was clearly audible.
Before he realized it, he found that the teacher was standing by, and his face turned red ... Another time, my math score was not ideal, which made me very depressed. I leaned against the table and kept silent ... He seemed to see through my mind and pretended to say solemnly, "Hey, your total score in the exam is 100, which makes my classmates envy."
After all, it's your wily. I really admire you.
"Hearing this sour and slippery word really made me smile, and I couldn't help feeling sad and depressed.
Ha ha laugh ... students only see you as a "pistachio", so we can rest assured. ......
Ma Qiang, a deskmate who writes a classmate's 400-word composition (funny), usually looks around when listening to the teacher and always does his homework carelessly. He is the last in the class in every exam. Although he doesn't study well, he has one specialty, that is, he is good at making jokes.
One day, in the school mid-term exam, Ma Qiang couldn't do a problem. Seeing that the classmate in front of him was a three-good student, he thought, "cheating once will not let the teacher see it."
"So he craned his neck like a giraffe and copied it according to his classmates in the front seat. He was just seen by the invigilator. The teacher said, "Don't peek! "After the exam, the teacher gave us a lesson. The teacher said, "Now I'll ask questions." Ma Qiang raised his consciousness at that time, and he was so scared that he immediately shrank his neck into his clothes ... After class, the students were amused by his funny appearance.
Ma Qiang blushed and said to everyone, "What are you laughing at? I am a gentleman! " The next day, in Chinese class, the teacher told the story of the earth. The teacher said, "Ma Qiang, tell me what shape the earth is?" At this time, Ma Qiang was thinking about watching TV and playing football last night, and even took all the books down. He vaguely heard the teacher's question about the ball, so he casually replied, "Beckham scored …" The students laughed their heads off, and the teacher was in distress situation.
Ma Qiang didn't put his intelligence on study, but on playing and being naughty, so how can his academic performance be good?
Birds are chirping outside the window, the sun is shining, and the leaves are swaying over and over again, emitting beautiful light.
But when I turned around-"Let the apple be X, that's …" How boring! I sighed heavily and did exercises that seemed to be endless ... At this time, the students near the window fluctuated and someone immediately exclaimed, "Ah, there is a bird!" " "Everyone's eyes immediately turned to the bird.
This sparrow has hairy chest and beautiful feathers, which makes people want to catch it at first sight.
Everyone exclaimed, closed the doors and windows and began to take pictures.
The teacher's long-lost heart of nature also came into being. The teacher's command and the students' big and small surprises merged together, which caught the sparrow off guard. It flies to the fluorescent lamp.
"It's too high, what should I do?" As soon as this question came out, the students were full of "chalk!" ""no! Climb on the table and push it down! " "no ..." "that's it! "As soon as the teacher struck the table, the students immediately quieted down and could hear the sound of the needle falling to the ground.
The sparrow poked its head out from behind the fluorescent lamp.
"Hey hey!" It screamed, because, I don't know who opened the door, a small flying insect rushed in rashly.
At this time, there was another novelty in the classroom, and the students cried in unison.
The sparrow's eyes sparkled, and she rushed over like an arrow, swallowed the little flying insect in one gulp, then rushed out through the secret door and disappeared into the dense leaves ... Looking at the teacher again, she smiled coldly and pointed to the blackboard: "Write down these questions and do it.
"What? The problem of a whole blackboard! " Alas, "we cried bitterly and struggled to write exercises that seemed never to be finished ... outside the window, it was still the yearning scene, so charming." ...
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