500 times
In the traffic court of a big city in the midwest, a young lady was brought before the judge to respond to the ticket she received for running a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked that her case be dealt with immediately so that she could go to class as soon as possible. There was a flash of fanaticism in the judge's eyes. "You are a school teacher, huh?" He said. "Madam, I will realize my lifelong ambition. Sit at that table and write' I ran a red light' 500 times. "
"I work for 7-up!" I work in 7-up company!
Four best friends met in the hospital because their wives were having a baby. The nurse came up to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you have twins." The man said, "It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." Men are like, "Well, strange, I'm the director of three musketeers." Finally, the nurse walked up to the third person and said
"Congratulations, you have twins x2." The man was very happy and said, "Ironically, I work for a hotel" for four seasons. "All three of them were happy until they saw their last partner jumping around, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work for 7-up!
Four good friends met in the hospital, and their wives were having a baby. The nurse came to the first man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to twins." The man said, "It's strange that I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins." After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to triplets." Men like it very much: "Well, what a coincidence. I .. you got two pairs of twins. " The man said happily, "That's ridiculous. I work in the Four Seasons Hotel." All three of them were happy, but the fourth partner was as anxious as ants on hot bricks, cursing God and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what happened, and he replied, "What happened? I work in 7-up! "
Five magical mascots
Five Olympic mascots were unveiled 1000 days before the opening ceremony of Beijing Olympic Games. The long-awaited mascot features four most popular animals in China-fish, panda, Tibetan antelope and swallow. The fifth mascot is the flaming Olympic flame.
Each mascot has a repeated two-syllable name. In China, this name is a traditional way to express love for children. Beibei is a fish, Jingjing is a panda, Huanhuan is the Olympic flame, Yingying is a Tibetan antelope and Nini is a swallow. When their names were put together, they said "Welcome to Beijing".
The origin and headdress of mascots embody the five elements of nature, including ocean, forest, fire, earth and sky. These special headdresses also show the unique folk customs and culture of China. Each mascot also symbolizes different blessings-prosperity, happiness, passion, health and good luck.
This is the first time that more than three mascots share the heavy responsibility of representing the host country. Han Meilin, head of the mascot design team, explained: "China has such a profound culture that it can't be represented by a mascot! That's why we chose to make five mascots instead of one.
Translation:
Wonderful fuwa.
Just one thousand days before the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games, five Olympic mascots were unveiled. The long-awaited Olympic mascots represent the four most popular animals in China-fish, panda, Tibetan antelope and swallow. The fifth mascot is the burning Olympic flame.
Every mascot has a repeated name. In China, the same name is a traditional way to express love for children. Beibei represents fish, Jingjing represents panda, Huanhuan represents Olympic flame, Yingying represents Tibetan antelope and Nini represents swallow. Putting their names together means "welcome to Beijing!"
The shape and headdress of the mascot fully embodies the five elements of nature, including ocean, jungle, fire, earth and sky. These special headdresses also fully demonstrate the folk art and traditional culture of China. Each mascot also represents a different blessing-prosperity, happiness, passion, health and good luck.
This is the first time that more than three mascots share the responsibility of representing the host country. Han Meilin, head of the mascot design team, explained: "China has such a profound culture that it can't be fully displayed by a mascot. So we chose to design five mascots instead of one.
Keep your direction.
What will you do if you fail? Many people may choose to give up. However, the surest way to succeed is to keep your.
Direction and stick to your goal. On the way to success, you must stick to your direction. It is like a lamp, guiding you in the dark and helping you overcome obstacles on the road. Otherwise, you will easily get lost or hesitate.
Direction means goal. Without an aim in life, you will accomplish nothing.
You can try to write your goal on paper and make some plans to achieve it. In this way, you will know how to arrange your time and how to spend your time reasonably. And you should also have a belief that as long as you stick to your direction all the time, you will succeed.
Translation:
Stick to your direction
What will you do if you fail? Many people may choose to give up. However, the surest way to succeed is to stick to your direction and goals.
On the way to success, you must stick to your direction. It is like a lamp, guiding you in the dark and helping you tide over the difficulties. Otherwise, you will easily get lost or hesitate.
Direction is the goal. If you have no goal in life, you will accomplish nothing.
You can try to write down your goals on paper and make a plan to achieve them. In this way, you will know how to arrange your time reasonably and how to control your time correctly. And you must have faith, as long as you always stick to your own direction, you will certainly succeed.
Professor godwin felt unwell and wrote this notice on his bedroom door: "The professor can't go to class tonight." A student erased a letter and wrote, "The professor can't see his girlfriend tonight." Seeing this, godwin reversed the situation, crossed out the next letter and changed the notice to: "The professor can't see his ass tonight.
Dr. godwin felt sick, so he wrote a note and stuck it on the bedroom door: "The doctor can't come to class tonight." A student erased a letter after reading it, meaning: "The doctor can't come to see his lover at night." After reading it, Dr. godwin had answers and erased another letter. Finally, the content of the note became "The doctor can't come to see his donkey at night."
(Note: Class; Lover; Butt butt)
There is a legend about a bird that sings only once in its life, and that song is more beautiful than any other creature in the world. From the moment it left the nest, it was looking for a thorn tree until it found one. Then, it sang among the savage branches and stabbed itself on the longest and sharpest thorn. On its deathbed, it surpassed its own pain, the lark and the nightingale. The best song, the price of existence. But the whole world is listening, and God is smiling in heaven. Because the best things are bought with great pain …
There is a legend that there is a bird that sings only once in its life, and its song is more beautiful than all the creatures in the world. From the moment it left the nest, it was looking for the thorn tree and wouldn't stop until it reached its goal. Then, it plunged into the longest and sharpest thorns and let go of the sound among the wild branches. At the dying moment, it transcended its own pain, and its singing actually eclipsed larks and nightingales. This is a beautiful song that ends with death. However, the whole world is listening quietly, and God is smiling in the sky. Because the best things can only be bought with the deepest pain. ...
wait a minute
Tom: My great God, what does a thousand years mean to you?
God: It only means one minute.
Tom: My almighty God, what does 10000 gold coin mean to you?
God: It's just a small coin.
Tom: My kind God, please give me a small coin.
God: well, poor man, please wait a moment.
wait a moment
Tom: My great God, what does a thousand years mean to you?
God: It only means one minute.
Tom: My Almighty God, what does 10,000 gold coins mean to you?
God: It only means a small coin.
Tom: My kind God, please give me a small coin!
God: well, poor man, please wait a moment.
A mean man's party
A miser's party
The notorious cheapskate finally decided to invite a guest. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Go up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it with your foot. "
"Why use my elbows and feet?"
"Oh, dear," he replied, "you won't come empty-handed, will you?"
A notorious cheapskate finally decided to invite a guest. Explaining to a friend how to find his home, he said, "You go up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it open with your feet. "
"Why should I use my elbows and feet?"
"My God!" The miser replied, "You won't come empty-handed, will you?"