2. Women are trouble, and men like asking for trouble.
3. A person's mind will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.
I lose my memory as soon as I enter the examination room. Thinking as soon as you leave the examination room!
At the beginning of life, nature is beautiful. You pay and I eat.
6. You tried your best, you might as well be as casual as others. So, give up and stop embarrassing yourself.
I could have lived a beautiful and happy life, but I was hurt by lack of money.
It is said that people will eat about nine tons of food in their lifetime, and whoever eats first will go first. Suddenly I feel that my life is not long!
9. Xueba will never understand that scum study not to get high marks, but to get better grades.
10. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
1 1. What is a page? I don't know exactly. I only know that if you don't work hard in the Year of the Pig, nothing can compare with it!
12. Q: Is the daughter-in-law more important or the game more important? A: Of course, it is important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.
13. Don't lower your head, it looks short. Be proud and slim!
Fourteen. I didn't have much money when I was studying. I just bought clothes at a discount. It's different after work, and I can't afford discounted clothes.
15. Flattery, if done well, is called confidence. Shameless, if done well, it is called excellent psychological quality.
15. Do you know why you are single? Because you are ugly, you also dislike others' ugliness!
Seventeen. When people are hungry, they will choose food they don't love, and when they are lonely, they will choose people they don't love, because the melon is not sweet but quenches their thirst.
18. Is anyone single? I want to introduce myself to you. Singles' Day is coming. I sell dog cages.
19. I hope you can walk by yourself in the future. I'll take the bus.
20. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. When I got the test paper back, I had a heart attack. 2 1. God lacks mobile phones. So Jobs went. God lacked bodyguards, so Bruce Lee went; God lacked singers, so Leslie Cheung went; God, are you short of a class teacher?
22. Perfect boyfriend. No smoking, no drinking, no cheating, no existence!
Dear female colleagues, please don't be angry with me. My wife has a caller ID.
24. Since my parents can play WeChat. I am not sentimental, sad, loving, and take photos without revealing my clothes. The whole person is full of positive energy.