So, I gathered the children from my neighbors and asked them to be my students. I set the table and stool, moved a big coffee table as a lecture table, took a small blackboard, some chalk and a small stick as a pointer. All the utensils are ready, and the class begins.
"hmm!" I cleared my throat and said, "Hello, classmate!" "From today on, I will be your teacher. What should you call me? "
"Sister Tao Tao"
"Wrong! You little idiots. You should call me teacher, understand? " I pretended to be angry.
"I see! Teacher. " The students answered with milk.
"Today, let's learn math first." I pointed to the word "1" on the blackboard with my pointer and said, "Read this word 1-".
"1-"Students are flat-mouthed and read hard with me.
"Ok, now I ask you, what is the length of the word'1'?"
"Like bubble gum." "Like a popsicle."
"You little greedy ghost! Eat it. Tell you,'1'is like a pencil, you know? "
The students stopped making noise and sat upright. Wait for my homework. "You did a good job today! Less homework, copy the Arabic numerals of 1-5 five times. " The students picked up their pens and rustled. In less than five minutes, the students all finished their homework. Rush to the podium and hand in your homework. I opened my exercise book and looked, "Yo! What does this look like? It's like a snake dancing disco! " When I asked the students to dance disco, they twisted their hips and jumped up. I really couldn't control my feelings. I burst out laughing: "Ha ha ha ..." The students all laughed: "Ha ha ha ..." In the cheerful laughter, the class was over.