It thundered yesterday. I miss you so much. I wonder if you were killed by lightning.

There are always some people in life who try their best to get close to you every day and chat with you late into the night, in fact, just to steal your expression pack.

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

6. It's better to look at you fiercely than to look at you carefully.

7. Some girls who seem to be quiet for a long time have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

9. The recent work is not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar intervertebral disc is a little prominent.

10, sometimes I feel ordinary, just an ordinary person. Don't be sad, there is still a chance to be special and be a special ordinary person.

1 1. I won't do what I regret, I will only do what you regret.

12, if you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

13, I like the Apple mobile phone called fruit powder, and I like the rice noodles of Xiaomi mobile phone. I carefully thought about what I like, it should be called milk powder!

14. Friends are like breasts, big and small, real and fake.

15. If you are a good man, you must have a losing mentality when quarreling with your wife.

16, my son has been talking for a week and a half. Today, he finally spoke. The first sentence turned out to be "call dad". Is that what I taught you?

17, when I paid the phone bill, I found that what I said was very valuable.

18, young, but heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

19, chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

20. The long road of life has been lost.

2 1. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately to those grandchildren.

I hate those children the most. I fantasize about being a princess all day. It is so boring. I'm different. I am the prince.

23. The prosperity here is not the whole city or the country, but everything to me.

24. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised to find that this page is not written and that page is not written.

25, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

26. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

27. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.

28. Every fool knows that he is a liar. Why don't you know you're a liar?

People can't judge whether they are rich or not by their appearance. When we pass each other in the street, you will never think that I am a yellow diamond aristocrat.

30, you roll for me, keep rolling.

3 1, meet again in a few decades, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. No one knows anyone, and they are all sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

32. It was school that made me understand the temptation to go home.

It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces away. Forgive my unruly face, I love eating all my life.

34. The wife is a TV, and the third is a mobile phone. She watches TV at home and takes her mobile phone when she goes out.

35. It is much more difficult to try not to love someone than to try to love someone.

36. The schoolmasters have almost understood. Don't learn too much from the masses.

37. People who like you will tell you that I took a shower, and then they will say that I am finished. People who don't like you seem to say that I took a shower and disappeared into the bathroom!

38. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can dissuade them from entering a house casually, and they gain several pounds.

39. I thought I was evil. It was not until I met him that I knew that there were few people better than me.

40. How dare you lie. How dare I not believe it?

4 1, in this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

42. Wages are like a period, once a month and gone in a week or so.

43. I recently made a girlfriend, but I didn't expect her family, especially her husband, to disagree. What a difficult start!

44, chess, calligraphy and painting can not, washing and cooking is too tired.

45. A terrible copy of the circle of friends

46. Someone left your number to call you. Unlike me, I didn't answer.

47. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

48. As a typical failure, you are too successful!

49. They all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.

You are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

5 1, what is a sense of security? Just finished the question, some scholars read the same answer as you.

52. I saw an interesting dog like you for the first time. What a wonderful rascal. Look at your hair, it's all burnt into a poodle!

You all asked me how to spend New Year's Eve. The answer is simple. Skip it.

54. I said it was best to break up that day, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and said that we will still be friends in the future.

55. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself!

If there were no moon, I wouldn't miss you. If there were no sun, I wouldn't care about you. Even if the sun and the moon cycle, how can I forget you?

If I can avoid facing it, please send me a pair of roller skates to make me run faster.

Because it is said that the early worm is eaten by birds, I decided not to get up early in the future.

59. There is nothing I can't understand.

60, forget it, don't lose weight, do you love meat there?

6 1, sentimental and carefree since ancient times, really hate iron not to produce!

62. Injury is the coolest day at night, and there is no money in my pocket!

63. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

64. When I was a child, I always felt that the pool manager who poured water while discharging water was special. I didn't change my mind until I was playing with my mobile phone while charging.

65. Go out surfing more if you have nothing to do, in case you are caught by a handsome guy.

66, you are crazy, a little silly; Crazy to the end of the world

67. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

68. Real warriors dare to face the bleak life and the baldness of the old class.

69. I licked my finger mercilessly, and I cried.

70. Don't drink water if you lose money, or you will get dirty.

7 1, not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

72. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but the single pig will not. A single pig can drink two cups by himself

73, you go, I won't send you; Come on, no matter how stormy it is, I won't open the door.

At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

75. Constantly thinking, easily disappointed, unconsciously unfamiliar.

76. Another name for kindness is idiot! Many things can't be solved by forbearance.

77. When I am bored to death, only money can save my bad mood.

If you are money and I am a bank card, I will definitely marry you.

79. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The basis of keeping a low profile is to keep a high profile at all times.

80. In the past, you could return the game you were playing for one person, but now it won't. Now you can ignore anyone in the game.

8 1, in the era of soaring prices, only wages are still calm and should remain unchanged.