Don't expect any plmm not to have a boyfriend, and don't rule out having a mm, because there are too many boyfriends for her to count.
Never expect to attract mm's attention by playing football. No matter how well you play at school, only your opponent knows that mm will only give you two eyes when looking after her boyfriend's clothes.
Never buy a computer, although your original intention is to study, it will eventually turn into your game machine.
Don't expect the waiter in the canteen to learn math well in primary school. The correct rate of their two-digit addition will not be higher than 40%. Just bear it if you lose a dime more.
Never go to the waiter's window in the canteen and order. He will turn your pickled fish into hot and sour soup and kung pao chicken into fried peanuts. In particular, there is a long and fat one in the school cafeteria, which costs 3 Liang per meal, which is similar to 1 2. Tip: He usually calls from the northernmost window, so there are few people at that window, and some are just freshmen who have no accidents.
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Never expect every student to be as high as you. Remember that one-third of students only deserve grades ... although, many of them are the seeds of future universities.
Never go to the Internet cafe near the school to play games. It will let you enjoy the life of a programmer early, let you know the importance of money, and let you embark on a life of eternal depravity.
Never forget English. The most basic difficulty of English college entrance examination is level 2. If your score is 1 10, it's almost the same without Band 4. If your score is 130, your Band 6 exam will be very interesting. If you donate less to English education, the invisible psychological pressure will make you have the idea of revenge on society.
10 Never go to the school gate to buy biscuits and tenderloin. Look at his seasoning bottle and hand clothes. He'll make you ... let me finish throwing up first.
1 1 Don't take many books home on holidays. You can take them back to school as you take them home. They must be intact. Holidays are for rest, and all your study ideas before holidays are always just ideas.
12 Never trust online dating. Beauty is not allowed on qq, and online words are invisible. Only girls who have the same needs as you are happy to chat online. Don't spend your time on unnecessary investments.
130 Never buy a mobile phone model that everyone uses. From t 19 1 to nokia8250, and then to Samsung t 108, you will look very impersonal.
14 Never pay attention to other functions of the mobile phone unless you have a bad habit of taking pictures of MM. Remember, the biggest purpose of buying a mobile phone is to send and receive text messages.
15 Never expect to be a literary youth welcomed by thousands of girls. No matter how famous he is, he is a big grasshopper, and he can't jump for a few days. Besides, you will risk being called sb by most people.
160 million Don't treat Dayu Middle School as an educational institution. Remember, it is an out-and-out for-profit organization!
Do you believe that a school built on a campus with a capital of 100 million won't even have the money to install a water heater in the dormitory bathroom? Do you believe that the school doesn't even have the money to install a multimedia and has to rely on other people's investment? Do you believe that the relief of the administrative building is not to decorate the gatehouse, but to improve our patriotic education? )