Nowadays, these "jingles" mainly reflect many bad phenomena in satirical society, which are mostly related to current events and have a distinct tendency in the sense of praise and criticism, which accords with the definition of "folk songs". The following is the complete set of jingles I brought to you. Welcome to read the reference. Let's have a look!

Campus funny jingle one

Cherry is delicious, but it is difficult to plant trees. Love is hard to talk about. When youth is over, no one loves it. Take time to fall in love. Flowers bloom in the past and present, but never come again. Wish you a peach blossom this year.

1 year-old,1year-old goes up every day, basically orients at the age of 30, is popular everywhere at the age of 40, retires to his hometown at the age of 50, plays mahjong at the age of 60, basks in the sun at the age of 70 and hangs on the wall at the age of 80.

When is the daily limit? Look at the k line of wine. I don't know the China stock market. How many years will it last? I want to clean my house and go home, but I'm afraid it will be 10 thousand cold next year. Instead of saving money at negative interest rate, it is better to play in the stock market. Catch less, don't fall behind, sleep at night. There should be no hatred, and profit is always unintentional. The moon is sunny and round, the stock is sideways, and it is difficult for the stock to be complete. I hope people will last for a long time, and I will wait for * * * to make money.

Strong tea bubble, cigarette lingering; * * * lying down, reading the newspaper; The phone is hanging and the car is sitting; Music is enjoyment, accompanied by a little secret; Take tonic and drink wine; Belly, fashionable dress; Sauna, ballroom dancing; Miss hug, mahjong rub; Live in a private house and be raised by a lover; Pets are fed and the scenic spots are turning; Protection of relatives and friends, open back door; Borrow foreign debts and spend public funds; Braids are kept, tails are hidden; The police car roared and the heart was pulling; Prison in handcuffs; Bitter water is swallowed, and tears of regret are dripping.

You came back in a hurry and scared a cow to death. You came back in a hurry. Beckham didn't score. You came back in a hurry, and Ronaldo played basketball. You come and turn around in a hurry, the earth collapses and the water flows backwards. If you hurry back, a fool will recite a jingle. You come back in a hurry, and the miyoshi students stay. You come back in a hurry, and the big head son becomes a small head. You came back in a hurry and found yourself the big head!

Running around all day is just to satisfy hunger. When you are full, you will think about clothes. Food and clothing are all; I also want to be a beautiful concubine and wife, and marry a beautiful wife to have children. Hate has no land and no foundation; What a vast field, there are no cars and few horses to ride in and out. Mules and horses are tied to the head of the trough; Sigh that there is no official position to bully, and if there is a day of contentment in life. Unless Conan has a dream.

Like a Dream: I always remember the sunset in the stock market, and I don't know where to go when I am depressed. Waiting for the whole line to float green, I was as nervous as a mouse all day. Throw and throw, worried about losing countless temples.

People have seven emotions: what offends them is melodramatic, what excites them is love, what touches them is friendship, what grieves them is heartless, what warms them is affection, what chills them is heartless, haha, what excites them is cheating!

College life is full of flavor, chatting games are sleepless, speeding is not tiring, telephone bills are owed, love often collapses, students doze off in class, their academic performance is backward, and money is used simply. Long live college life!

I'm quite nervous recently, and my salary is gone for one month. The shop opens today and will move to a new house tomorrow. I receive invitations every day and invite them to dinner every week. It looks beautiful, but in fact, I am in a panic.

Online years are like flying knives, and knives are ruthless and old. Revolutionary health is the most important. Don't stay up late surfing the Internet. To stay healthy, go to bed before two o'clock.

When you hit a tree, the traffic police will fine you. Hit a pig, nobody cares. You look at the blue sky and think you have seen a fairy. In fact, you are an optimist of simple life. Hee hee, I wish you a smile!

I'm tired of studying, and I have to pay tuition. Who knows the tuition is so expensive? I might as well join the underworld, and if I have money, I have the right and status.

No one will shout tired again!

It's really hard to go to work. I really want to dance. Work is really tiring. I dreamed of sleeping. I am careless in my work. I really want to go skating. Going to work is really annoying. I can't go out to play. It's really hard at work. All because I have no money!

Campus funny jingle 2

Eat without food, save money to fall in love; Fight and practice hands and feet; Robbery and long-distance running.

Smoking is good, gambling practices mind, shaking his head without worry, fighting and practicing long-distance running; Eat without food, save money for love.

What the university knows and doesn't know: freshmen don't know what they don't know, sophomores know what they don't know, juniors don't know what they know, and seniors know what they know.

Studying is hard and tiring. Might as well join the underworld. Some rich people have status. There are mm times in the evening.

Self-criticism: It is difficult for you to understand what you get on paper, so you need to know that you have to do it.

Examination, examination and examination are teachers' magic weapons, and points, points and points are students' lifeblood. Copy, copy, copy, our unique skill is to fight, fight, fight, and parents are king.

When cheating in the exam: I dare not speak loudly for fear of scaring people.

Fallen leaves and socks Qi Fei, waste paper * * * wall color.

Year after year, the questions are similar and the years are different.

Sunshine is full of purple smoke, and the ninth floor lady is still in the dark.

Go home in the middle of the night: sneak into the night with the wind and wash your feet silently.

Dining room meals: cabbage floating in green water, red pepper and radish.

I looked left and right, and it turned out that every topic was not simple. I thought and thought, guessed and guessed, and what was written on it was really strange, alas! How strange! Hey! Forget it, go to sleep.

Novels and comic games can't be abandoned, and basketball, football and billiards must be unreserved; I don't care about English physical geography, Chinese mathematics and chemistry, and I will never learn it again.

Chinese major: from "melting" to "melting" History major: Talk about "shares" and "gold". Medical Major: Striving for "Gold" by Lean. Foreign Language Major: Journey to the West for Gold Rush.

Campus funny jingle III

When you are alive, make more friends and be careful when dealing with others;

Say seven words to everyone, not all the truth.

It's hard to draw bones when drawing tiger skin.

Friends make friends all over the world How many people really love each other?

Tea and wine are brothers, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

People respect the rich, dogs bite the poor, and people look down on deep pockets.

The poor don't ask in the street, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains.

The mountain is high and the road is far from horsepower, and people will watch it for a long time.

At the seaside, you can know the nature of fish. After living in the mountains for a long time, you can know the sound of birds.

Drink less when you meet a confidant, and leave three points on the tip of your tongue.

Open your eyes wide and your mouth slowly. Bad words hurt people and bring disaster.

Killing people's lives for evil friends is linked by blood and family.

People have to fight for bread and have a job all their lives.

Parents ocean deep, husband and wife friendship heart to heart.

Give birth to children to guard against old age, and let others leave their roots for future generations.

The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and the new people in the world chase the old ones.

If you save hundreds of barrels of gold, you won't get a penny when you die.

After decades of fame and fortune, a column of smoke turned to dust.

Life is like a dream, and the blink of an eye is dozens of springs.

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