Because he teaches mathematics well, likes to brag and talk big, and it is not easy to distinguish people's teachers among students, so we kindly took the last word of his name and called him "Jie Ge".
Before he entered his class, he had long heard that Mr. X Jie of xx class taught math very well and was very interesting.
Later, I gradually understood what this "interesting" meant.
Senior one lives on campus, and the school stipulates that the class teacher should sleep several times a week. Slowly, we found that Jie Ge would only come during the two days of self-study in the evening, but occasionally he would suddenly attack.
A Wednesday in winter is math self-study. After calculating the abnormal function problem, a group of us ate a little at the food stall in Qianjie, singing and shouting, and hurried to the dormitory.
As we all know, Jie Ge will definitely come to check his bed tonight. And I must be in a bad mood, because there were no exams, papers and exercises that night.
He didn't do these things, such as exposing us and pretending to force him.
This is not normal. I quickly took a bath, said hello to the turtle smoking on the balcony and chatting with Ban Hua, and went to bed honestly.
Pants cough up smoke, and then run away.
"Forget it, Brother Jie is here!"
Take off your shirt, pants and shoes, and put your socks neatly in your shoes. Climb into bed without brushing your teeth.
Turn off the lights before the school lights out. As usual, the door is open, which is convenient for Jie Ge to come in and "check".
A creaking sound of getting on and off the bed is as good as Lao Wang's broken gong and laughter.
After a commotion, everything fell silent.
Only the opposite dormitory building heard the howling rock of Wu Bai, and occasionally turned over in bed. There is no movement in the dormitory next door and next door.
It's not that we are so afraid of him, but that he can leave early when he sees that we are all in bed. Then, while the school gate is open, you can also go to the Internet cafe to brush some knife towers. . .
After a while, Jie Ge came in with a flashlight, just like the night watchman with lanterns in ancient times.
Looking around is like catching someone cheating.
"Well, how to behave so well today? I went to bed early and my dormitory was clean. "
Gnome male-",gnome male-",we all agreed to giggle.
He turned his head. "Well, you go to sleep."
1 of "pa", the door closed.
When we watched the light of the flashlight fade away, the sound in the next bedroom became louder and louder, and even the sound of opening the door and going downstairs in the next bedroom was heard by us.
Because our dormitory is farthest from the stairs and closest to the toilet, we can judge that Jiege has not left by listening to the voice of the dormitory next door, and sometimes pretend to go to the toilet to go out for investigation. But it was too cold to go out that night. I don't even feel like peeing.
We turned over and breathed a sigh of relief.
Because it's cold, and I haven't had enough just now. No one in the dormitory suggested going to the Internet cafe.
The tortoise climbed out of bed, found the ordinary cigarette left just now, and then smoked it violently on the balcony.
Big head take out a cellular phone, shout at top of voice "sea aunt teacher, my big diao is hungry ..."
Then we almost unanimously continued his second sentence, "Give in to my crotch, gnome male-".
The noise is so loud that we are afraid ourselves. But this fear is not worth mentioning in the face of abnormal pleasure.
Then, in his loud voice, we talked about our tireless "teacher" who destroyed people in the dormitory after self-study at night.
Hey, have you noticed that Porto only smokes?
"Ma Shengxi legs are the most beautiful. I really want to touch them. "
"Takizawa Rola's name is so exciting. You can be a voice actor. Hey! "
Ok, ok, ok. ...
Only big head, without saying a word. Holding a mobile phone in his left hand, I can just see those straight eyes through the faint light on the screen. The Adam's apple rises and falls.
Knife elder brother in the upper bunk half jokingly scolded, "Will you stop shaking? I want to sleep. "
We all gasped and burst out laughing.
The corridor is quiet, except for the occasional sound of toilet flushing.
And I don't know who it is. If there are no pants, one by one.
After half a day, the big head said, "It's still a good-looking class flower chest."
"Pretend you haven't seen it."
"When I was running, I watched the rhythmic beating up and down. This is definitely a cuter couple than Amami Tsubasa. "
"Even if it is, you have no chance."
Ok, ok, ok. ...
Then look at the socks and underwear hanging together in the dormitory building opposite. ...
Ah, the bed on a winter night is so beautiful.
"Who is taking pictures?" A dazzling white light hit the balcony through the window glass, and fewer turtles stepped on cigarette butts.
Then, we look down at the white light with this anger that destroys the climax.
I saw the face of crayon Xiao Xin behind the window and flashlight. . .
The little turtle really shrank his head and climbed into bed like a turtle. The big head quickly threw the mobile phone into the quilt, and we were forced to put our head into the quilt at once. Only Brother Doug snores softly, like an innocent man. I learned afterwards that he was faking it. What a brilliant idea. Who cares? I'll just pretend to sleep. )
Wonder: After so long, why is Brother Jie still here?
Damn it, he heard all our conversations.
Shit, Amami Tsubasa called for bed, and he didn't hear everything.
Shit, what happened today? Why didn't Brother Jie go back for so long?
"I'll settle accounts with you tomorrow." I don't know if it was to avoid disturbing the dormitory next door or something, but it took me a long time to say this politely.
Anyway, in the next two or three minutes, the dormitory next door and the dormitory next door died after a stir. . .
That night, except for knife elder brother, we basically lost sleep. No one is thinking about the beautiful temptation I just fell in love with.
It is said that Jie Ge plays Yu Zecheng very well. I don't know what to do with us tomorrow.
By the way, those two people who stole the internet were also "sent back" ten minutes after we were caught.
The next day, Jie Ge showed his unprecedented spirit on the podium and exercised his rights as a class teacher.
"xx and xx in 3 12 dormitory get up in the middle of the night to surf the Internet. Are they really not afraid of cold? Huh? Xx or the head of the dormitory ... "
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Finally, he was fined to clean the blackboard and clean the clean area for one semester.
"Some of your classmates now, especially some people in 3 14, have the strength and energy to study. See what the hell is your function test paper in this issue ... "
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We are all embarrassed to know that he has something to say, and we secretly laugh and wait for punishment.
Some accidents, relatively speaking, our dormitory is much luckier.
Only the big head's mobile phone and the tortoise's remaining half a box of cigarettes were confiscated, and they were also punished for running two more laps during exercise.
It seems to consume their endless experience.
Unfortunately, how happy it is to look up and down at the dynamic notes when running.
I hope this is the end of it.
A few days after the incident, the study Committee sent the homework back and said to the deskmate, "No wonder the teacher looked wrong a few days ago. The physics teacher in the next class just handed out homework and said that Jie Ge was constipated a few days ago. " Just two days ago. Ha ha ha "
Ha ha ha ha, after I heard it.
I can't help laughing.
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Everything is clear: Why was Brother Jie in a bad mood that night?
Why didn't Brother Jie leave for a long time that night?
Why does the toilet always flush? And the pants that we can't find the source of.
Why is Jie Ge in a high mood the next morning?
Why did Jagger just say "I'll deal with you tomorrow" after he caught us?
Why didn't Brother Jie severely criticize us for not observing dormitory discipline the next day?
Ah, the study Committee is an underground intelligence agent in the teacher's office!
That is to say, Jie Ge, on that cold night, in the leaky toilet, you can feel the toilet on your ass cold. Through a wall in the toilet, I listened to the impulse of a room full of teenagers and the excited cry of teacher Cang.
The stolen goods accumulated in the body are discharged smoothly, thousands of miles away.
Ah, I'm so glad!