1, ezra pound is a leading figure in American literature in the 20th century. Writing poetry is not recognized in America, so I went to England to hang out. Get ahead in Britain. And then I was reckless. He cursed America and wrote: Capitalism excludes poets. America is capitalism, isn't Britain? ! The mind is extremely confused, which is the sign of a poet. Then e.p. began to study politics. What politics does the poet study? And he actually supported Mussolini and joined an anti-American radio station. He is passionate about China culture and has a morbid obsession with China culture. Translate all the works of Confucius into English. I'm crazy about China's food, and I can't find a Chinese restaurant in Italy. I'm furious: without Chinese restaurants, this country will be finished.
When the family is poor, there are four people sitting in the room with only one bag of instant noodles. I haven't eaten. Here comes another man. The four of us regret it-why don't we eat early? The man said happily, today is Thanksgiving! Damn, there's nothing to eat. How do you feel? ! He said, let's go to church! We are not religious. What church are we going to? He said, alas, there is food in the church on Thanksgiving Day. We're going crazy. So five people rode three bicycles straight to the church. When we get there, there are really sweets and biscuits. Just go in. Let's go up and have a crazy meal. Nobody cares. So I left a good memory. The following Thanksgiving, we went to a buffet again! I had a nervous breakdown. Eat like a mad dog.
Confucius is the most vulgar and mediocre. So it has been widely circulated. Like Lao zi Zhuangzi, it's so cool. Riding a donkey from a distance and wearing sunglasses. Walk past you. Then disappear in the distance, but you still think the sunglasses are behind him. That's so cool. What language can't express is Zen, which is the coolest. You can't realize it gradually, you can only realize it. The master is holding a stick. You ask, "What is Zen? Why haven't I realized it yet? " Master went up and hit him on the head with a stick: then wake up! How many disciples were killed at that time? Some disciples were clever and were beaten, so they said, "Oh, so that's it!" " "So he took a stick in his hand and went down the mountain to collect his apprentice. The apprentice said that he didn't realize it, so he went up and hit him: then he realized it! How about a clever apprentice? You don't have to continue to wake up, and you don't have to be beaten. Just take a stick and go down the mountain to collect your apprentice. Boarding classes, punching classes, 12 weekly classes, 15 weekly classes. ...
4. Ni Ping must have participated in solving the problem.
At this time, I quickly took out my notebook and wrote down my will.
6. Do you know how Lao Yu talks about filling in the blanks? When Lao Yu used to teach, he often directly ruled out "A and B; D and e must be wrong at first glance, so choose C "for this question. Then a classmate asked, "Why can't I see that D and E are so wrong?" . At this time, Lao Yu will put down his book and go to the podium to tell you a short story about his life ambition. The students below him were moved to forget the question just now.
7. Without Yuan Longping, what would Chinese Academy of Sciences waste eat?
8. Happy sadness.
9. There is nothing wrong with a family, a boy and a girl. It doesn't matter if there are two girls, but if there are two boys, especially in the northeast where the folk customs are tough …
10. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility. She doesn't recite words.
1 1, I really envy you for meeting such an excellent teacher!
12. In the past, the teacher said that girls should stand on their own feet in class. Oh, I forgot, you took the GRE exam. Who are the girls who took the GRE? Fierce girl
13, a real macho man, dare to look directly at the bleak life.
14, another feature of macho men is that they hide when they cry.
15, trembling with happiness.
16, ah, it's time for bed, two cups of coffee.
17. Two tragedies of education in China: (1) Every school has a perverted middle-aged woman as the dean. (2) Every school has a lecherous male PE teacher, who lets boys play ball games and leads girls to play games.
18, which is not good for girls. You can make noise or not! What's the point of tattling?
19, convinced many old teachers after arriving in New Oriental.
20. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but it looked like a mouthful of water to her.
2 1, wind Cold wind. The wind is cold. -Gu Long wrote this to earn a fee (charged by line)
22. The eyes are bloodshot, the veins on the forehead are exposed, and hair appears on the feet.
23. Children fight more than they develop.
24. Stupid instinct has seized up.
25. Lei Feng helped 6000 old ladies cross the street all his life.
26. The intense life needs no explanation.
27. I have only met Lao Yu and the Guangdong madman who recited the dictionary.
28. What is pear shape? Hmm? Why are you looking at me? My old Luo is a standard barrel figure!
29. This problem was unclear in New Oriental for many years, until you, Mr. Luo, joined New Oriental. Old teachers all told me: Lao Luo, you are really awesome! I quickly said, don't say that, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants!
30. kiss a person's ass to a limited extent.
3 1. When students ask Lao Yu a question, Lao Yu will tell him a short story about his own struggle, which will move all the students and forget the question just now.
32. If you are not good at math, you can still be British Prime Minister (Churchill). If not, you can also be a writer in Taiwan Province Province (Li Ao). You can also go to England to write poems (Xu just came into contact). Of course, all of the above require a visa. That won't do. You can be a writer in China (Qian Zhongshu) and a teacher at the end (Luo Yonghao). If you can't speak a class, you can also be the principal.
33. I walked around thinking hard about the fate of China.
34. Do you all watch CCTV's Spring Festival Evening? Ah, why do you still keep this bad habit? ! CCTV Spring Festival Gala is not for ordinary people. But parents have to watch. Son can't go home. Take vitamin B6 (used by pregnant women to prevent vomiting) first, and then sit in front of the TV. One year, Ni Ping said with a fake smile, "Today's party highlights the theme of the party." Power makes people blush! The idea is highly consistent with ETS! If she doesn't get 2400 on the GRE, she basically fails in vocabulary!
35. Dementia mental patients are the happiest. It has reached a very deep level and is in a high state every day. And do whatever you want: you are a fool. What are you afraid of? You can gain weight in vain and always be in a state of fresh air.
36. Have you misunderstood your explanation? Never explain! There are only two things I can explain: 1 My relatives misunderstood me. If I don't explain, they will be sad. The court misunderstood me. Except for these two, I never explain. Really tough, don't explain! You misunderstood people like me. What else can you do?
37. Kakulus was numb at the sight of me. I heard that Marx was tired when he wrote Das Kapital, so he took two breaks in calculus. At that time, I buried a deep hatred for Marx. But the result is an arithmetic problem, not calculus. It turned out to be an arithmetic problem, hehe. I am the only person in Chinese mainland who didn't answer the math part of gre. I spent seven minutes reading the first question when I answered the math part, huh? I don't understand. I won't do it. Press the next question. I didn't expect the machine to prompt me to choose the answer. I am sweating. I came to the exam to get my real grades. This is wrong and good, but what if it is right? ETS never thought that there was such a strange person, and it would be very sad if it was right. I thought about it, so I stopped doing it. So I put down the whole math part. Do the following section directly. I took GRE several times and didn't answer the math part. Later, when ETS gave me the results, it asked me: ∶Bytheway, can I ask why you don't answer the math part every time? Do you have any purpose? Hey, hey, I won't tell you. I wrote to ETS: I'll tell you when the exam fee for the math part is refunded. They ignored me, and I ignored them.
38. What are pesticides for? Is to help insects do eugenics. Better and better pesticides make bugs look like little Tai Sen. Encountering a bad pesticide is like raining in Mao Mao. Better yet, just take a shower. Besides, these bugs are not idle when they take a shower. They sang while washing: "We are pests, we are pests!" " "
39. My home is far from New Oriental, and I take a taxi at my door every day. Home is so remote, there are cars worse than Li Xia everywhere. I don't want to sit at all. One day I found a black Santana-a high-end car in our place. But when I look at the driver, I don't want to sit. He is black and thin, shriveled and short, and looks like a loser. I can't think whether I got on the bus or got on the bus. Only after I got on the bus did I find that this driver was unusual. As soon as he got on the bus, he immediately acted like a man-he kept stepping on the accelerator, only lightly and heavily, and never stepped on the brakes. Surprised to find that "Beijing is not blocked!" Whenever the red light and green light pass by, other cars have to give way. Full of guilty pleasure. The weather is really cool, and the shriveled figure has grown taller. But when he got off the bus, his eyes became timid again.
When I was in the boarding class, Lao Yu was not so busy now. Go up the mountain and give a mobilization speech to each student. At that time, Lao Yu was God in our hearts. One day I heard that Lao Yu was going to give a speech at night. So they all ran to the lecture hall early. Lao Yu came after dinner, picked up the receiver and said nothing, just a loud hiccup. How inappropriate. We were all stunned at that time, looked at each other, and our faces were full of dementia and happiness, saying, what an approachable hiccup!
Lao Luo's life is very difficult, and it needs no explanation. The words spoken by such tough people are so tough, and these tough sentences are closer to our lives.