Nowadays, a lot of fantasy novel are popular on the Internet, most of them are heroes, handsome and handsome, with countless beautiful women around them, and they are not satisfied with conquering the earth. The whole universe is in their hands, and of course, beautiful women from other planets worship him. The initiator should be, for example, his "Searching for Qin" and "The Blade Master". Because such novels make countless wretched men get great satisfaction from them, we call them yy novels for short.
Originally, people like me would never disdain to look at such things. Although he was young and ignorant before, he also read many novels by Huang Yi, from which he really got a yy. Fortunately, he pulled back from the edge of the cliff in time, and he hasn't touched such books for several years. Recently, I found that many brothers and sisters around me are yy on the Internet every day, so I urged them to study hard with the good intention of saving the young people who have lost their footing. It is harmful to their psychology and health every day ... But these animals couldn't let go when they saw someone coming to the door on their own initiative, so they pulled me to tell me how good the novel was, and while describing the story vividly, they gave a shameless and lewd laugh. Hum, do they think these vulgar tastes can impress me? Who am I? Seeing that this didn't impress me, they changed their way and said how elegant a book is, which is incomparable to those inferior books, and the plot is tortuous and humorous, and love is sincere and touching. I feel empty and lonely at present, and I want to find something to fill in, and this book doesn't seem to be that kind of yy novel, so I just asked a few words casually. As soon as those guys saw the opportunity, they quickly pulled me to the computer and told me which website to go to and how to register and log in. . . . . They know that their team has grown again. . . . .
So for three days in a row, besides eating and drinking Lazar, I read novels in front of the computer until today. After reading them, I twisted my sore neck and scolded the computer. "TMD author, the update is too slow to enjoy myself!" " . At this time, the news that "XXX website has the latest chapter of the novel" came from Bubble at the right time. Regardless of my neck pain, I sat down, opened the webpage, and began to giggle and stare at the computer while drooling. .....
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Hey, hey ... hey. .......
55555~ even GG said I was going to get YY.
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I am a kitten in Shanghai, and I have been with GG for almost three years-GG is a cat in Shanghai. When I met him three years ago. I used to be a naive, lovely, naive, kind and beautiful Di Xiaomei cat. After being tricked into the cat's paw by GG-three years later, I found that I had said it beyond recognition. . . .
The following is a record of the mutation process, purely commemorative, mild BT.
GG first tell me what yy means:
This is a beautiful spring. GG and I went for an outing in the park and passed a Chinese medicine shop. GG suddenly smiled vaguely. I was surprised to ask what GG was laughing at. GG smiled and pointed to the signboard of the pharmacy-"Tong Pharmacy". I watched it for half a minute inexplicably, but I still don't understand what's funny. GG had to enlighten me: "Read two words, read two words. . . . . "
I'm cold. . . I think GG is so high. . . GG said, it's nothing, YY!
What does yy mean?
* My first YY:
On Sunday, GG went home to help me look at the computer (there was something wrong with the computer), so I obediently watched "Agent 008" broadcast every summer vacation in Shanghai. GG came out half an hour later and saw me sitting on the sofa, blushing and staring blankly. Television is showing pictures of Carman Lee seducing Zhou Xingxing. She said:
"My name is qin. . . . Single name . Damn it. . "
Until now, I still think this sentence is very YD. . .
* Implicit me. .
GG loves me very much. When I was a sophomore, I came to pick me up from school every week. I have a meaningless habit, that is, I like to play with GG's fingers when sitting in the car. Over time, GG also developed this boring habit. Once I looked out of the window in a daze. GG used to play with my fingers. His finger touched my left hand gently on the chin. I subconsciously put my fingers together, and then my face turned red subconsciously. .
GG stayed for a while and laughed wildly, saying that his wife yy has great potential. . . . . . .
* Classic means of transportation
Shopping with GG in the computer city, I heard someone say that ZW is a bus in the car. Anyone can do it. GG whispered in my ear: The other kind of woman is an ambulance. . .
I realized it in a second, sweating profusely. GG looked down at me and probably thought I was shy, so he stopped. . .
10 minutes later, we stood on the escalator of the computer city. I am serious: there is another kind of woman who is an escalator. You can get on without moving. . .
GG is cold. .
15 minutes later, we went down the stairs. I said, there is another kind of woman who likes stairs. . . I am very tired in class, but I don't have to work hard after going down, and I won't miss you. . .
GG basically has no concept. . .
After 25 minutes, GG wanted to distract me, so he showed me a plane flying in the sky. I continued: there is another kind of woman who is a helicopter. . . . Suddenly high to the highest. . . . . . . . . . . .
GG: Ah! #￥%
* recent YY:
I went to the cat flutter the other day and posted my photo to a fortune teller. Because the post was deleted and the floor changed, I misread my results. See "A Talk with a Fortune-teller". . . This will be a disaster. . . "GG teased me:" Big fierce (chest) Oh. . . . . . "Me:" Why don't you tell me something about yourself, huh? " GG inexplicably said, "Where did you say I was? . ? "
Me: "The big killer (chest) turns into good luck (chicken). . . "
I've been teasing GG now, and GG says I'm better than shine on you. . . Although I sometimes worry about asking GG if I'm bad, it's still fun to see his smiling face. GG says I'm cute, that's enough. -
* The Legend of Sausage
GG came to school to accompany me when I was a sophomore. It's very cold at night in winter, and I passed the barbecue stall on my way back. GG likes that kind of baked sausage very much (I declare that I don't like it).
Shall we buy sausages?
Me: I hate eating that kind of red and hard food, and it's thick and choking.
GG: 100 .。 . . . . . . .
Later, I couldn't stand GG's disappointment and added: Unless you feed me. .
Five seconds later, I found that GG's breathing became thicker. . .
I have to admit. . . I was trying to seduce me, GG. . I am the landlord. I'm not hiding. . . .
* A yy that has nothing to do with GG (guilt, just a slip of the tongue)
At work, qq is open all the year round, and once I had a group with two other colleagues who usually have a good relationship. Among them, A graduated from my school and is my brother. B is a cute fat GG.
My brother and I invited Fat GG to drink bubble tea at noon, but Fat GG refused, so we threatened him to SM him and give him an enema. . . .
Me: Brother, be polite! Let's go
My big brother: Well, mental enema.
Fat GG: yeah. . . I don't feel anything. . .
Me: Brother. . . Push. . . .
Three seconds later, I logged off, blushing to death. My brother stood up to see me, and I hurried to the toilet. . . . After that, he smiled. . . .
First of all, this is an inner monologue. . . GG never knew. . . The reason is that two years ago, the cat pounced on a strong post, "Why is there water in the steamed bread?" . . . Old cat must know this post. . . Kittens ask too many questions. . . .
I belong to the kind of MM who can't eat fat, and my weight has been hovering around 42kg, so I like to eat junk fast food like KFC and McDonald's. After eating for a long time, I found out: why are KFC's French fries all soft and crisp, while McDonald's are all crisp and hard? (This question should be common to many cats. )
Why ~ why ~
Until recently, the cat had a standard answer: because McDonald's is an "uncle" and Sanders is a grandfather. . . .
Let me see the prayer table. . . You will be killed. . . Really disappeared.
* Subconscious vs not wearing
That was a few days ago. After winter, Shanghai is very cold. When sitting on the light rail with GG, GG couldn't help looking at a short skirt and saying, that little girl is so brave. . .
I'm a little unhappy: isn't it beautiful?
No .... . No. .
Me: Then how did you notice: (
GG: 100 .。 . I said it was because I felt cold subconsciously. . .
Me: 55555555 Subconscious is the following consciousness. . . . The following is conscious, right
Gabby: No, no. .
Me: Hum! I look better than her without it! !
Postscript: GG later said that she was better looking than her and only had a subconscious mind about her wife. . . . (grin). I often quarrel with GG in this boring fight, and I like to watch GG look super innocent. . . Everyone looks at me.
* Underwear and coat
The winter of my sophomore year was the first Christmas I spent with GG. It snowed lightly and it was very cold. I want to die beautifully and wear very few clothes. GG was afraid of catching a cold when walking on the road, so he had to hold me all the time and scold me for being a fool. Later, GG suddenly stopped cursing and said silently, I will always protect you and hold you tightly like your coat.
This is the first time I know that my stupid Taurus GG can say such sweet words and feel like crying. As a result, I blurted out: Husband, I will always be considerate of you, just like your underwear. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
After five seconds of silence, GG couldn't help laughing: up or down. . . ?
Me:. . . . I don't know if the following suits me. . . . . .
Well, I managed to seduce him again. . .
Trivia: Love can be deep, but desire can only be little by little.
QJ and LJ (Miss my dear dormitory JM. . . . )
On the first day of college, I wore a pure white doll fir, and five JJ in the dormitory said I was a pure little beauty (snigger).
In the evening, everyone scored 80 points together. A JJ always touches the wrong card. Being her next doll is painful. . . . Finally once, she touched my card again, looked at it and put it back. I whispered, beautiful sister. . . Look at my cards again, QJ. . .
JJ blushed and said, Oh, it's just a 3 of spades. . .
(dizzy. . . At that time, spades 3 was said by Wang. . . Now everyone knows)
I finally couldn't help it. . . Alone, QJ, forget it. . You have to turn it again. . Oh, my God, I'm not a man anymore. . .
From then on, they called me a leprechaun. . .
Trivia: I still miss the days when everyone was together.
* Don't swear
I am a very headstrong girl. Shanghai dialect means "doing", which is very unreasonable. . . . Once I quarreled with GG, and GG was very angry and annoyed. The first time, I was shocked and wronged, but I didn't know how to scold back. I have to say for a long time:
"Don't you swear!"
GG said coldly: What do you mean by swearing?
I bit my lip and thought about it. I said slowly, don't say fuck, fuck, fuck and poke. . . Plug it in. . .
Later, I saw GG's eyes suddenly burn. . . . .
Trivia: I don't know how to please people. I only know how to rely on you to love me.
* Legend of Green Snake
I met GG in a virtual community. At that time, I just came into contact with the internet, so stupid that I didn't even know how to play the forum (BS himself). I happened to see that GG was the spot bamboo of bbs, so I had the idea of forcing seduction. . . . . After trying every means to cheat him on qq, he started the Cat's Plan A. The following conversation took place after a month of chatting:
Me: gg ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ grinning)
Gabby: Yes. . . Be good.
Me: What are you doing?
GG: CS
Me: Oh. . . . . . (disappointed)
Gabby: Huh?
Me: I just washed my hair and blew it. chat with me
GG: Hehe, it must smell good:)
Me: hihi
Me: Ah
Gabby: Huh? what's up
Me: 55555555555 hit the corner of the bed and it hurt.
GG: 100 .。 . little?dummy
Me: A fool is a fool. . . Why do you say I am young? . . .
GG: Hehe. . . Not small. . . ?
Me:. . . Small. . . Just learn quickly. . . I want you to teach me by hand. .
Basically GG is not in the mood to go to CS at this time. . .
Trivia: Later, after meeting, I proved that I was very frank (I really have young teeth and poor figure), but fortunately GG still likes it, hehe. Over time, I began to know that people who really love themselves, no matter how big their shortcomings are, will feel very cute.
Ps: 196 floor is really me GG. Honey, I love you, too
*YY's breakfast show
When I was a junior, I wanted to surprise GG on his birthday, so I took a gift to skip class in the morning and went to see him at his house. On the way, I bought an M hamburger, a meat bag in the school canteen, an egg roll on the roadside and a can of fresh milk. See what he likes to eat ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
GG was certainly happy to see me (especially when I brought him so many breakfasts to choose from).
Me: Go wash your face and brush your teeth ~ See what you like to eat to help you heat it up (I love it enough and keep it warm enough).
Gabby: Yes. . . My wife is so kind:) I'll just eat meat and wrap it up.
Me: Yes, very good.
(Five minutes later)
Me: Honey, I think they look miserable. . The bottom is burning, almost pink, trembling. . .
GG: 100 .。 . . . Every one of them. . . I want an omelet. Not hot.
Me: Yes.
(Three minutes later)
Me: Honey, I'll help you tear off its clothes first. . . . Convenient for you to eat
GG: 100 .。 . . . . . . . . (Look at me)
Me: (Innocent) Don't want to eat? Never mind, and hamburgers. Honey, look. . . . Up and down, a lot of oil comes out. . Very nutritious. . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .
Trivia: I swear I didn't mean to. I didn't plan it. It's just a sudden impulse to see the person you like.
To213rd floor: Bidai Syulan decided to love you, hehe:)
I am the landlord, but this time I have to hide. . . .
* The secret of hunchback
As usual, after lunch, I went to the typhoon shelter to buy bubble tea with my beautiful colleague kitty. Because the whole wall in the shelter is a mirror, which makes kitty and I very satisfied. Today, kitty looked in the mirror and asked me: suki~ Do I have a hunchback? I cann't believe someone said I had a hunchback!
I looked at her while hiding in the mirror and answered:
"No, the man said this sentence must be standing in the distance, and it is time for you to look back. . . . "
Five seconds later, Katie beat me up. . . . Hey. . . Why am I so sharp-eyed? . . . .
): * big tree, big tree
I am a anime girl who likes to watch crayons, and I have to chat with GG for a long time every time.
After watching Adventures in Xiao Xin Forest that day, I went to eat KFC again. While burping, I dragged GG's hand home contentedly like a little drag bottle. I couldn't help singing "Elephant ~ Elephant ~ ~ ~ Why is your nose so long?" . . . . " .。 . Looking up at GG with a smile. GG is speechless. . . Q: Little pervert, what do you want? . .
I told you, I didn't do anything, I just imitated Xiao Xin. .
GG took my hand with a straight face and walked on.
I asked in a low voice, but why on earth is the elephant's nose so long? Why? Why?
Gabby: Little girl! Forget it! What kind of tree is that? I told you last time.
Even GG has a good knowledge of trees. . . Sweating. . . I am tree blind)
Me:. . . . This is a big tree. .
GG: 100 .。 . . . . . . . . . . .
Me: Dashu ~ Dashu ~ Why are you so big? . . .
GG: Ah! ￥%
Me: Dashu ~ Dashu ~ ~ Why are you so thick? . . . . . .
GG: 100 .。 . . Wife constraint
Me: Why can it be so lush? . . .
GG: 100 .。 . . . . . . . . Don't ask me.
Me: My husband is an idiot. Because the root under it is deep ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
GG later ran around behind my back to punish me for being naughty. Well, I won't dare next time.
Trivia: Husband, actually, I want to say that you are my big tree, and I feel at ease with you around.
Thank you for your attention. I got sick a few days ago. . . Kittens will try, hihi.
* Do your best.
When I was in college, there was a girl in my class with a score of 13, who always liked to talk about the figure of a boy. This is short, that is long, that is thick, that is good. From the comments of the last brother to the next brother, we heard the sweat at that time. . . Fortunately, there are no boys in this class, otherwise they all vomited blood.
Once she sneaked into our dormitory to talk about the new foreign teacher who has been wearing loose pants to cover up her body defects (we all think she has serious YJ worship). . . . ), everyone works independently and ignores her. Who knows, the more she talks, the more energetic she is. . . . So there is no way. .
At that time, I was knitting GG's first scarf and bought very thick wool. Knitted scarves are also horribly hairy (I didn't mean to use these words. . . This is the case). I caught a glimpse of her coming from the corner of my eye, so I picked up my half-knitted scarf and stuffed it into the narrow paper bag that used to hold wool. . .
Just listen to "Chi". . . The world is clean. . .
Everyone looked back at my poor, beautiful paper bag, which broke into a broken bag.
Then I said slowly: some things are not as thick as possible, but we should do what we can. . .
From then on, this girl never dared to talk in our dormitory.
* Gloves
Some time ago, it snowed the most in Shanghai since winter. When GG came to pick me up from work at night, I saw that my hands were red with cold, so I bought a glove at a small gift shop on the roadside for me to wear first.
Gloves are so-called dual-purpose gloves made of wool (each finger is cut off to facilitate writing), which may belong to a small shop owner. The workmanship is rough, and only a small crack is cut in the middle of the thumb. I know that if I say GG, I will rush back and correct it. It's really cold. Occasionally walk silently and try to open it.
GG, it's strange to see me not talking for a long time-
What are you thinking about?
Even: no. .
GG (seeing the difference between gloves with sharp eyes): Huh? No hole in the thumb?
I: Yes, these gloves are all like this.
GG: 100 .。 . Is it?
I: Yes, it's always like this when I wear it for the first time. The hole is very small, so I have to support it.
GG: 100 .。 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Even:. . You . Don't think about it
Trivia: Although they are ordinary gloves with rough workmanship, they are not afraid of snowstorms once they are put on.
Kitten has planned to print this post as the third anniversary sticker for GG and me, and give it to GG on his birthday in May this year. Whether there is a cat or not, I will keep a record of my daily life. :)
* Eternal commitment
GG accompanied me home yesterday. I really enjoyed sitting on the moped, drinking bubble tea and shaking my feet, while he was beside me, slowly chatting about something-I will always have so much, hehe.
Me: Honey, you love me to dig, then tell me.
Of course I know, idiot.
Me: So will we break up because of the quarrel?
Gabby: Absolutely not.
Me: What if it's noisy?
Gabby: The oldest wife is the oldest. I'll let you.
Me: hihi. . . . Husband is the best, come on, let me have a baby!
(About 1 min later)
Gabby: One? Why doesn't the little girl speak?
Me (blushing): Honey, I have something to say.
GG: 100 .。 . . . ? (ominous premonition)
Me: Husband, is it really the biggest wife in the world? But I only have one cup. . . . .
GG: 100 .。 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Me: (shy)
GG: Stiff, I like it.
Me: (blushing more) I like my husband's, too! Forever, the husband is the longest husband! !
GG: 100 .。 . . . . .
Trivia: I have always been silly to believe that as long as we hold hands with you, we can last forever.
I really appreciate how sticky the memory upstairs is, and those two cats, Xiaoyue:). I think many cats must think that Xiaoyao has stopped writing this post. You are willing to see the end and comfort me when I am sad. Xiaoyao felt really touched. Only use more updates to repay the two cats:)
GG has explained what happened that night. He sent countless messages that day, but unfortunately I was drunk and didn't know many of them (sigh). . . Hey, let's not talk about disappointing things. Small demon will continue to update, please continue to support-
* Taboo of milk tea
In fact, for a long time, most of the "knowledge" about sex came from GG, and one day I was idle and began to ask for advice-
Me: Husband ~ ~ Why does the book say that some plays in GG are short and some are long?
GG: 100 .。 . What book are you reading? (alarm)
Me: I won't tell you ~! You say, you say.
Gabby: What a wonderful China opera. . . I'm still at the Central Academy of Drama. . . .
Me: Foreplay, Chinese opera and Chinese opera after the play (very professional).
GG: 100 .。 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -_-!
Me: That's the part just inserted ~ (impatient)
GG: 100 .。 . . . Introduce it. . . It varies from person to person.
Me: I heard that they can grow to an hour (eyes blink).
GG: It can be as short as a few seconds (shaking his head).
Me:. . . The legendary "three seconds faster". . . . ?
GG: (a mouthful of milk tea gushes out)
From then on, I will never buy "three seconds fast" foam tea again. . . hey
Sequel: One night, Di walked down the street in the dark and bought honey dew milk tea from a roadside milk tea shop to warm his hands. When he was in the middle of drinking, I caught a glimpse of the word "fast" on the surface of the cup and took a quick indignant look.
GG: 100 .。 . . Three seconds fast. . . ?
Me: (half a minute later) Hehehehehehehehehe.
GG: 100 .。 . . . . . (inexplicably)
Cup noodles three words: stand firm!
This brand has now become GG's royal milk tea brand. . . At the same time, the goblin friendship recommends all GG who read the post to drink. . . . Wow, hahahaha.
Trivia: Do you know why I still like to drink those cheap bubble teas after work? Because they can be seen everywhere in this city, just like my love, they can warm your palm at any time.