2. There are six steamed buns in the basin, each for six children 1, and there is 1 in the basin. Why? Answer: The last child brought a basin.
Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer: the word "ice" becomes "water" if two points are removed.
In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? -Answer: Barber
Pharaoh has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.
6. There is a word that everyone will pronounce wrong when they see it. What's this word? -Answer: This is the word "wrong"
7. Xiaohua is at home. Who looks like him the most? -Answer: Yourself
8. What's the use of egg shells? Answer: It is used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.
9. What is no hard work? -Answer: Yawn
10, you can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer: dreaming
1 1. What must everyone do seriously every day? -Answer: Sleep.
12, who is always afraid of taking a bath? Answer: clay figurine
13, Xiao Ming got a model student without studying. Why? Answer: Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student.
14, what car can't move? -Answer: Windmills,
15, which month has 28 days? A: There are 28 days in a month.
16, do you know what is wrong with sleeping in class? Answer: Not as comfortable as a bed.
17, what wine can't be drunk? -Answer: Iodine
18, which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer: I got zero in the exam.
19. It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? -Answer: On the track.
20. When did the clock stop working? Answer: The clock doesn't work.
2 1. What books are not available in bookstores? Answer: a suicide note or a secretary
22. What is the narrowest road? Answer: The road to the enemy is narrow.
23. What can't I eat? -Answer: "East-West" direction
24. Why didn't anyone fall off the plane and die? A: The plane is parked on the ground.
25. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: plastic flowers
26. What English letters do people like to listen to best? -answer: CD
27. Who is sick and never sees a doctor? -answer: blind people.
28. Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper. Why does he often see his classmates? Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher.
29. What is used to judge the age of a chicken? -Answer: Use your teeth
30. Why don't you knock the eggs with a hammer? Answer: Of course the hammer won't break.
3 1. Who is the boxing champion who is easy to be knocked down? Answer: sleepy head
32. What is unknown? You don't know me? Answer: The sole is broken.
33. A person walks on the beach, but there are no footprints behind him. Why? Answer: He is walking backwards.
34. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer: The truck driver was not driving at that time.
35. What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes.
Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word "red"?
37. When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer: spare tire
38. What's the difference between Confucius and Mencius? A: Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top.
39. Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer: It's good to learn a lesson every two days from Grade One to Grade Three!
40. How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? -Answer: One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach.
4 1. What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: Step on the other foot.
42. When the caterpillar came home, he said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."
43. The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? A: They are all dead.
44. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? -Answer: It's a flat personality.
What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: the safety island on the road
46. Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer: Penguin.
47. Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (nobody is watching). At this moment, * * came and all four of them ran away, but * * caught another person in the room. Why? Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the room, and * * caught him.
48. Who is the king of beasts? Answer: the director of the zoo
49. What can solve all the mysteries? -Answer: Answer.
50. What kind of person will appear after death? Answer: The people in the movie.
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5 1. Who is the person who likes to pry into other people's affairs? -A: Reporter
52. Who spoke farthest? Answer: The caller.
53. What has the same production date and expiration date? -Answer: Daily newspaper
54. Xiaomi spent the whole night on history textbooks, but the next day her mother scolded her for not studying hard. Why? Answer: She sleeps with a history textbook as a pillow.
Can you cover the sky with leaves? Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves.
56. A cow, go north10m, then go west10m, then go south10m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail is. -Answer: Face the ground.
57. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: I'm afraid of biting my hand.
58. Divide 8 in half. What is this? -Answer: 0
59. What is the worst thing for people who stutter? A: Make an international call.
60. What makes people laugh and cry? -Answer: Mask
6 1. What should I do if I lose my ID card? Answer: Pick it up.
62. A man is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger is in front and a bear is behind. How did this man get there? Answer: I fainted.
There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day, the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? A: The fugitive's name is Du.
64. Xiaoming's mother has three sons. Daming is the eldest son, Erming is the second, and what are the names of the third? Answer: Xiao Ming, of course.
65. Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer: Run to catch mice.
66. What does an elephant's left ear look like? -Answer: Right ear
67. What if the needle falls into the sea? Answer: Buy another one.
69. It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from south to north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from north to south. Why? Answer: Isn't two and a half hours an hour?
70. Who cheats others and cheats himself? -Answer: Liar
7 1. Mr. Li went to the16th floor for business, only to take the elevator to the14th floor and then take the stairs. Why? Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on 16 floor.
72. A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? Answer: Because they are mother-child relationship.
73. Which word is common all over the world? Answer: Arabic numerals
There is a big and thick book in front of a person. If he wants to cross it, he can't cross it. Do you know why? Answer: Because the book is in the corner.
75. What is the secret of longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.
When did you see the moon? A: When landing on the moon.
77. Who only works one day a year? Answer: Santa Claus
78. What is better to turn a blind eye? -answer: shoot.
79. Why does a newborn child have only one left eye? Answer: People only have one left eye.
80. Which tooth was pulled out at last? -Answer: Dentures
8 1. There is a fire in the room, but Xiao Ming can't open the door. How did he get out later? Answer: Push the door open.
Light light blue is not sick, but she kept her mouth open and closed all night? Answer: She eats melon seeds.
83. What is the best way to cheat? -Answer: Magician
84. Do you have a two-sided box? -Answer: Yes! Internal and external training.
85. If iron is left outdoors, it will rust. What about gold? -answer: it will be stolen.
86. Throw stones with eggs. Why didn't the egg break? -Answer: Holding an egg in your left hand and throwing a stone in your right hand, how can an egg be broken?
87. How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? -Answer: Four.
88. What's the difference between Superman and Batman? Answer: one pair of underwear is worn inside and the other is worn outside.
89. Who has the worst heart? Answer: People with gastroenteritis.
90. The guest sent a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But mom said there were no strawberries at home. Why? A: What the guest gave me was just a painting.
9 1. Grandpa I have never met. What kind of grandfather is he? -Answer: God
92. Two fathers and sons went hunting. They each shot a wild duck, but there were only three in all. Why? -Answer: Three grandparents.
93. A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say "leave me alone"? What happened to the patient? -Answer: Cross-eyed.
94. What is green if you don't eat it, red if you eat it and black if you spit it out? -Answer: Watermelon
95. Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? Answer: because: people sleep later than the sun!
96. A wolf went into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didn't he eat sheep? Answer: Because there are no sheep in the sheepfold!
97. Some sell, some don't buy, and many sell every day. -Answer: Threshold
98. What is the safest ship? Answer: A boat parked on the beach.
99. There was a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep came. How many sheep are there in a * *? -Answer: It's still a regiment!
100, what should I do first to turn my dream into reality? -Answer: Get up.
10 1. Answer: There are no color photos.
102, it rained, and everyone was anxious to go home, but one person walked slowly (he didn't have an umbrella). Someone asked him why he didn't go home soon. He said something that made the man faint. What did he say? Answer: "What's the hurry? It's raining ahead! "
103, the boss never cooks, but he cooks the same dishes every day. What is this dish? -answer: "expulsion"
104, what is the most embarrassing thing for a scholar? Answer: When I wanted to buy a book, I suddenly found that there was no money in my bag.
105, my brother bought 3 bags of rice and my brother bought 2 bags of rice. When they got home, they put rice in 1 big bag. How many bags of rice do they have now? Answer: 1 bag of rice
106, Xiao Ming has always scored zero, but this time he got 100. Why is he still crying? -Answer: I am so happy that I cry.
107, Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? -Answer: He aimed at the enemy ~
108. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? -Answer: Zhuang Zhuang is a sheep.
109, there is a thing that will fall and rise at the same time when it goes up. What is this? Answer: seesaw
1 10, start from scratch. Answer: Shave your head.
1 1 1. There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof. Do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right? Answer: Roosters can't lay eggs.
What is the thing that Hercules can never lift? Answer: He (she) himself.
1 13. Why does the frog jump higher than the tree? Answer: the tree can't jump.
1 14, who is a half-hearted person? Answer: A man with many hearts, because that man has three hearts.
1 15, 80 cm long red crab and 30 cm long black crab race, who will win? -Answer: Black Crab. Because the red crab is ripe.
1 16. A marshal is one level higher than a general. When will the marshal be equal to the general? -Answer: Playing chess.
1 17. What won't get wet when it falls into the water? -answer: shadow.
1 18, Xiao Wang is the driver. One day, he had an accident while driving. When * * arrived, he found a body in the car. Xiao Wang did say that it was none of his business. Why? Answer: Xiao Wang drives a hearse.
1 19. What animal stays up late every day? -Answer: Panda, its eyes are black with boiling.
120, a little pig sells 200 yuan, why can two little pigs sell tens of thousands of RMB? -Answer: Because it is really rare for a pig to have two heads.
12 1. A person, a boat, a dog, a rabbit and a cabbage. This man wants to transport these three things to the other side of the river, and send those two first? Answer: Send dogs and cabbage first.
122, who likes to be told to go away most-answer: people in prison.
123. What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? -answer: push.
124, why do people like climbing mountains? Answer: Because people are monkeys.
125. How did the elephant's long nose grow? -Answer: At birth.
126, which can bear 50 people at most. Now there are 49 people, and another person comes, but it sinks. Why? Answer: Because it is a submarine.
127. There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table. Which should I order first? -Answer: Matches
128. The elephant in the zoo died. Why are the guards crying their eyes out? Answer: Because he might be exhausted at the thought of digging such a big hole.
129, why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? -Answer: They have all become people.
130, Xiao Ming keeps talking all day. Why is he silent today? Answer: Because he lost his voice.
13 1. Why do new socks have two holes? Answer: How else to wear it?
132, Xiaodong sleeps in class, but the teacher doesn't talk about him. Why? Answer: The teacher didn't see it.
133, why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? A: Cricket's nickname.
134. What thief can be executed immediately after being caught? -Answer: Squid
135, a caterpillar (eight feet) walked on a pile of cow dung, only to find that there were only six footprints on the ground. Why? Answer: Cow dung stinks, and your feet hold your nose.
136. Why do geese fly south? Answer: If you think you are walking too slowly, fly.
137. One bridge can only bear 70kg. A person weighs 65 kilograms. He wants to cross the bridge with two balls weighing 2 kg and 6 kg respectively. He took them off the bridge without borrowing anything. How did he get there? Answer: Throw one ball, and then throw it when the other ball is about to fall.
138, Dad usually washes the dishes when eating, but why doesn't Dad wash the dishes after dinner today? Answer: I ate in the restaurant today.
139, there is a caterpillar crossing the river, and there is no bridge in front of it. Ask how it got there-answer: it turned into a butterfly and flew over.
140, what animal did you kill but it bled? Answer: mosquitoes
141.At 7: 07: 07 on July 7, when the moon is empty, what will happen if you throw a rusty embroidery needle into the bait sea in Yunnan? Answer: fall to the bottom of the sea
142, what tendon injury can't be cast? -answer: nerve-racking.
143, wonderful relationship on the slope, there are two people pushing a cart. A man walked up to him and asked the man in front, "Is that your son in the back?" The man said, "Yes!" He asked the man behind him again, "Is that your father in front?" He said, "No!" What does it matter? -Answer: Mother-child relationship
144, what do you applaud for breaking? Answer: World record.
145, a person fell into the sea, why didn't his hair get wet? Answer: Because he is bald.
146. What do people want? -Answer: Sick.
147, there is air in the balloon, what is in the game circle? -Answer: People.
148, what can make our eyes go through a wall? -Answer: Windows
149 Why does tofu hurt people? Answer: Frozen tofu.
150. When I went to the zoo, what was the first animal I saw in the cage? Answer: Conductor
15 1. Xiaogang parachuted from a 5000-meter-high plane and it took him two hours to land. Why? Answer: He hangs from a tree.
152. Who in the world will suddenly get old? Answer: the bride, because today is the bride and tomorrow is the wife.
153. How much is a heart? -Answer: 1 100 million, because you are single-minded!
154. How much should I take when I go out in typhoon weather? Answer: 40 million. Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather.
155, the exam is coming. What books can't I read? Answer: Encyclopedia (all encyclopedias are lost).
156. If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? Answer: Have a place in heaven.
157, Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
158, Question: What is the pencil's surname? -Answer: Xiao Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) a pencil.
159, Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).
160, Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? -Answer: 1 lazy; 2 reasons for working hard: 1 (1) Don't do 2 (2) Never stop.
16 1, Question: How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence).
162, Question: Who runs fastest in history? -Answer: Speak of the devil.
163, question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! -Answer: 40 Reason: Facts speak louder than words.
164, the wolf is coming (guess)? -answer: carambola (sheep escape)
165, a bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? A: Because he is not in the car.
166, there is a place where you can get in but not out. What is this place? -Answer: Grave
167, the chicken and the goose run in the 100-meter race. The chicken runs faster than the goose. Why is it late to the finish line? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.
168, the east bell rang, but there was no one in the classroom. What happened? -Answer: physical education class.
169, Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why? Answer: Count from one to two.
170, some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?
17 1. What has no tongue in its mouth? Answer: teapot mouth.
172, what kind of official does not give orders, but always smiles at others? -Answer: Xin Langguan
173, a policeman saw the thief and ran away. Why? Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly.
174, Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say that he has bad breath. Why? A: He swears every day.
175. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because trees can't jump.
176, "You stand with a pig", guess an animal-answer: elephant (elephant)
177, Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.
178, what flowers can't be touched-answer: sparks
179, what can solve all the mysteries? -Answer: Answer.
180. When will the clock in Times Square ring 13? A: When it is time to repair.
18 1. In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father? -Answer: Eunuch
182, when someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? Answer: When you go to the toilet.
183, black chicken or white chicken? Why? -Answer: Black chickens are very powerful. They can lay white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.
184, why does everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: because standing and watching your feet will be sour.
185, what will be the impact of canceling morning self-study? Answer: Sleep less for half an hour.
186, invited the tortoise and rabbit to race, and invited the pig to be the referee. Who will win the game? -Answer: No! The person mentioned is a pig …
187. What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said? Answer: Nonsense (chicken)
188, the farmer has a pig and a donkey at home. Do you think farmers will kill pigs or donkeys first during the Chinese New Year? Answer: Would you rather kill the pig (silly pig) or the donkey (donkey)?
189, why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"
One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.