From it, we can read about the people and things that spread among the people in ancient China.
The perfect husband is a classic folk story.
Li Wei had a big fight with his wife and ran away from home. At first, Lu Hua thought that her husband would be like many times before. I don't know which friends will stay there for a day or two, and he will come back to make amends, so he ignored it.
Speaking of this matter, Lu Hua felt very wronged. At that time, she was a flower in the town. How many people fell in love with Li Wei without promising to pursue her? She thinks he is honest and honest, and will never suffer indignities. Sure enough, after being married for so long, she has never been angry, but Li Wei is angry with her. Who made him worthless? He's the only one who joined him, got promoted, got a raise, got a raise. At first, Lu Hua comforted him, but later, seeing that her little sister was getting richer, she gradually disliked Li Wei. At first it was nagging, but later it was easy to get angry. Li Wei can't coax.
Lu Hua had an easy time at home by herself, but for three days in a row, Li Wei still didn't move, and she was impatient. He has never been away from home for so long. Dial the phone, turn off the phone and call the company. The company said that he applied for annual leave and didn't go to work until half a month later. Lu Hua looked for Li Wei's friend again, but no one saw him. Lu Hua was afraid. Li Wei is introverted, and the more introverted people are, the more likely they are to walk into a dead end. He-he's not gonna kill himself, is he? As soon as this idea appeared, Lu Hua was like a body blow and couldn't sit still any longer.
I've been on tenterhooks for five days, but I still haven't heard from Li Wei. Lu Hua frantically dialed his mobile phone, but it was always turned off. In short, she turned his things upside down. If he wants to kill himself, it's not a whim. However, she found nothing.
If there is no accident, he just wants to be angry with himself, Lu Hua gnashed her teeth. She will never let him go when he comes back. Make sure he knows that salt is salty and vinegar is sour. She is not easy to mess with!
Time passed day by day, and half a month passed. Lu Hua was really going crazy and almost went to the police. But late at night on the 15th, she was sitting on the sofa thinking when she suddenly heard the sound of the key opening the door. She suspected that she had heard wrong. In the days when Li Weigang left, she had such auditory hallucinations. But this time, she really heard the door pushed open, followed by familiar footsteps. Is Li Wei, carrying a big bag appeared in front of her.
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Liu Hua was shocked. She stood up slowly. Li Wei looked at her with a smile, her eyes full of tenderness. Lu Hua threw himself into his arms and burst into tears: "Where have you been these days? Do you want to make me angry? Why did you come back? Just die outside! " Lu cried and patted the lace on Li Wei's chest.
However, she suddenly felt something was wrong. Li Wei's chest is not that thick. Lu Hua raised his eyes with tears. It's her husband. Haven't seen you for half a month. Is there something wrong with your relationship? Li Wei didn't rush to apologize as usual, but gently stroked her hair and said softly, "Baby, after all these days, I still can't let you go. You have no idea how much I love you and how much I can't bear to part with you. " Li Wei said, and picked up Lu Hua and hugged him tightly.
Lu Hua was surprised. You know, Li Wei has never been a sweet talker. I haven't seen you for half a month, and you should say such disgusting things! However, this is really nice.
Li Wei sat on the bed and told Lu Hua about his experience these days. After the quarrel, he went to Shanghai by bus in a rage. He thinks he is too timid in life. He had never been anywhere before he was thirty. He wants to see the world and broaden his horizons. But after staying in Shanghai for half a month, he suddenly found that he really missed Lu Hua, and he couldn't stand it.
To Lu Hua's surprise, Li Wei seems to be a different person when he comes back this time. He looks high-spirited and ambitious. Moreover, Li Wei seems a little tall, and his pants are obviously a little short. Li Wei said that he has always been so tall, and he felt taller and more powerful when he saw her pleasing to the eye. Lu Hua smiled angrily. Yes, my husband is thirty years old and will grow taller.
Early in the morning, Lu Hua was still sleeping when he suddenly smelled fried eggs. She sat up and saw in a daze that Li Wei had cooked a big breakfast and sent it to her bedside. Golden fried eggs, green rape, millet porridge, peanuts, and two small oil cakes. "This, this is all you did?" Lu Hua was surprised.
Li Wei nodded affectionately. Lu Hua picked up chopsticks. The fried eggs are just right, the spinach is clear, and her favorite mustard oil is put. Peanuts are crisp and delicious. Lu Hua said cheerfully, "I guess you must go to the chef training class these days."
More surprise Lu Hua is yet to come. By the end of the month, Li Wei actually got twice the salary before, with 6,000 yuan. Looking at the paycheck, Lu Hua's eyes widened. Li Wei won't let her ask questions. She took her all the way to the hotel and ordered her favorite boiled pork slices, cooked duck head and a bottle of red wine.
Lu Hua looked at him in surprise, wondering if her husband was possessed. A meal here is enough for their living expenses for half a month. "Wife, I got a promotion and became an assistant manager." Li Weixiao said.
Lu Hua's chopsticks almost fell to the ground. Husband got a promotion? My husband, who has always been mediocre and worried about layoffs every day, has become an assistant manager?
Li Wei implicitly took a sip of wine and said softly, "The drawings I provided for pipeline reconstruction in the old city won the highest number of votes and were praised by the mayor in charge for many times, so I made an exception and promoted them. Not only that, the company also gave me 10% of the shares. " Lu Hua was dumbfounded. At that moment, she decided that she was dreaming, so
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Lu Hua lived a life full of longing. Since my husband was promoted, he looks more and more imposing and graceful. Lu Hua has never taken him to a friend's party before. But now, she can't wait for everyone to see her husband. And my husband is much more cheerful, humorous and funny. When he met a lady, he was more elegant and polite.
However, while Lu Hua was enjoying this happiness, she gradually felt that her husband was a bit eccentric. Every morning, when Li Wei wakes up, he always goes to another room, plugs in the power and comes out in a quarter of an hour. At this time, Lu Hua often hears the sound like a rooster crowing.
Also, Li Wei seems to be a neat freak. Take a bath every day, and for a long time, often for more than an hour. You know, he used to take a bath and always finished fighting in ten minutes. Now, how to go to extremes?
At five o'clock in the morning, Lu Hua heard her husband get up again. He crept out of the door and entered another room. Lu Hua is ready, quietly followed. In that room, she plugged in the lock cylinder. Li Wei didn't find the door locked, so he went straight to the table, bowed his head, covered with a thick quilt, and began to sing like a rooster! Lu Hua frowned tightly. Which song did he sing?
A quarter of an hour later, Li Wei came out and went into the kitchen to cook, humming happily.
When Li Wei went into the bathroom again, Lu Hua paid special attention. On this day, he couldn't wait to enter the bathroom after returning home and forgot to plug in the door. Lu Hua heard the sound of water running and quietly pushed open the bathroom door. The underwater sound stopped, and Lu Hua quickly squatted behind the washing machine. Wei turned his back on her, holding a razor in his hand, and began to shave his whole body. At that moment, Lu Hua almost fainted. Li Wei's body, I do not know when to have a layer of black hair, just like a teenager!
Li Wei came out radiant. Lu Hua sat on the sofa, absently knitting a sweater. After a long time, she looked up and asked, "In the morning, I thought I heard a rooster crow."
Li Wei was stunned and immediately said, "Are you dreaming?" Lu Hua firmly denied it. Li Wei stopped talking, but Liu Huaming felt that Li Wei seemed a little uneasy.
The company sent Lu Hua to Beijing for further study for half a year. She was a little reluctant to part with Li Wei, but he looked sweet and hugged her and said, "Honey, we can talk on the phone every day. Don't worry about me. "
Call her husband every night when she goes back to her apartment. Li Wei is sweet and gentle, which makes Lu Hua very happy.
During this period, Lu Hua went home once. Unfortunately, her husband is also on a business trip. Half a year's training expired, and she couldn't wait to go home two days early. However, when she entered the house, she smelled an unpleasant smell of fish. And the house is a mess, and there are many animal hairs everywhere. She was very angry and called her husband. There is something in the storage room. Lu Hua suddenly became alert, walked to the front of the storage room and gently pushed open the door.
Lu Hua saw a gorilla squatting on the ground, covered in black hair, with a head as big as a bucket and red eyes. Her scalp was numb with fear and she stepped back several steps. Unexpectedly, the monster stood up straight and said, "Honey, why are you home early?" ?
It's my husband Li Wei's voice! Lu Hua shook and fainted.
When Lu Hua woke up, she found herself in the hospital. In front of her, two policemen sat. Seeing that she was all right, the police asked about her husband. It turned out that after Lu Hua was taken to the hospital by a monster, the monster disappeared. The police received many reports one after another, and several fruit shops were looted. The shopkeeper said that he had seen a monster eating bananas crazily and almost swallowed the skin. ......
Lu Hua stared at the wall, wondering what had happened. Honey, have you become a monster? How is that possible? However, the monster's voice is the same as her husband's!
However, it didn't take long to solve the mystery. Shanghai police cracked a "genetically modified" case and found the name of "Li Wei". Gene strange doctor performed genetic improvement surgery for impoverished Li Wei. In order to get rid of the bad habit of sleeping late, he added the rooster gene; In order to become stronger, some chimpanzee genes were added; In order to be smarter, more capable and more humorous, he added genes extracted from different successful people. However, this technology is not mature. After only one year, Li Wei experienced rejection. The body and head gradually expand, showing more and more characteristics of roosters and chimpanzees.
Hearing the news, Lu Hua couldn't help crying out loud. Now, she regrets it. Time can't go back, and my husband can't go back.
The perfect husband is over,
el marido perfecto