Humor in the speech of the host of the factory annual meeting 1 1. Opening music:
be as happy as a lark
Second, the opening remarks
(Static) Leaders and partners:
Good afternoon, everyone.
(Quiet) In winter, in coastal cities, there are white clothes, flying colorful flags and bright smiles everywhere.
The big manor is full of flowers, singing and dancing, and the sound conveys the joyful songs of gathering.
When the New Year bell rings, we wave goodbye to 20xx.
(Meng) When the New Year bell rings, we warmly welcome 20xx.
(Quiet) When the New Year bell rings, we look back at 20xx.
When the New Year bell rings, we expect 20xx.
On this exciting day, we hold hands to recall five 20xx days in our lives.
(Meng) At this exciting moment, we sincerely wish all our partners to continue to write new glories.
(Quiet) When passion and passion meet and collide again, countless beautiful hopes will flow from the blood of dreams.
When laughter sets sail again, tomorrow's concert will be played more smoothly.
(Ice) Let's dance and sing loudly.
(Meng) Let's put in wings and let go of hope.
Let's spread enthusiasm and gather strength.
(Meng) Let's have a boiling mood and burn happiness.
Let's join hands, with boiling hearts and burning feelings.
(Together) Welcome the glory and glory of 20xx.
(Quiet) Now, I declare that the marketing five "Win in the Future" and the carnival reception of China Dalian Branch to welcome the Spring Festival will begin now. (Applause and cheers)
Three. Introduce the leaders present and their toasts.
(Static) Next, please allow me to introduce the leaders attending this reception in a unique way of marketing five people. They are five marketing managers, five marketing managers, five marketing managers, five marketing managers, and intimate sister Xu. Let's welcome them with warm applause.
(Ice) Looking back on the road we walked together in 20xx, there were several storms and several spring and autumn.
(Meng) How many times have I cried silently in a dark corner?
(Sword) How many times have you got lost on the way to visit?
(Meng) However, we are never lonely, because along the way, there are always people paying attention to us, caring for us and caring for us.
As time goes by, they are in the same boat with us.
(Quiet) Time flies, and they are sleeping with us.
I believe that at this moment, they are happier and more excited than us. Now, in the warm applause of everyone, please welcome three managers from the manager's office to make a toast.
Fourth, meal time (music)
Verb (abbreviation for verb) performance link
(Sword) Everyone has finished drinking and eaten. Let's have fun together and enjoy the programs carefully prepared by our partners.
(Bing) Before enjoying the program, I want to ask you a question. Do you know what animal flies highest in the world?
What animal flies highest? I think it is an eagle.
(ice) No.
Is it a vulture?
(ice) No.
You can't be an ostrich!
(Ice) Haha, let me tell you, it's a swan. Swan can fly to the highest altitude of 17000 meters, which can be described as a master among birds.
(Sword) Indeed, swans have always won people's love with their white feathers, high-pitched voice and graceful posture. There is a poem that says, "Sing from grace, sing gracefully, and tease Xia Zi".
Let's cheer for the "four cygnets" brought by the friends of Sanye.
(Quiet) They interpreted the modern version of Swan Lake with vivid body language, which perfectly integrated warmth, tenderness and lofty sentiments.
(Meng) Actually, not only can everyone have a good meal today, but the company manager's office has also prepared a grand prize for us. Now please ask Manager Xu to draw the third prize for us and see who is the first lucky one.
You will get a waist warmer. Please ask Manager Xu to take a photo with the third prize winner.
(Meng) Don't worry if you don't win the prize, there will be another chance later. In the fifth part, there is a recognized handsome guy.
(Quiet) His eyes are quite big, but they are dull.
(Meng) He is good at everything except his personality. Guess who he is?
(Static) Yes, he is the famous magic master, Li Dan.
(Meng) In the warm applause, please welcome Li Dan's magic performance.
As expected, a new generation of magic masters will be born soon.
It is said that we insurers should have "copper heads, iron mouths and rubber bellies". We may not say this iron mouth, but we will definitely say it.
(Soldier) Well, it must be meticulous and incisive. Let's walk into the wonderful program "Three Sentences and a Half" brought by Ye Yi. Please applaud.
(Quiet) The new year has come again. You four make a scene. Three and a half sentences, colorful. Applause!
(Meng) Next, we have a second round of lucky draw. Please ask Manager Cheng to draw the second prize winner for us (on-site guidance to rob the treasure). Wealth and luck will accompany you to be happy all your life.
(Static) Please invite Manager Cheng to take a photo with the second prize winner.
(Meng) In fact, in the era of market economy, everyone has to pay attention to routines.
(Static) Yes, routines are particularly important in the life insurance marketing industry. If you want to find a style that suits you, you can be invincible. As a newcomer in the life insurance industry, Du Haitao also has his own routine and style of play. Next, please welcome Du Haitao to bring us a solo "Drunken Boxing". Let's clap.
Random activity
The most exciting moment is coming. Next, please invite General Manager Yu to announce the winner of today's first prize for us.
(Jian) You will get a gift package, 50 yuan in cash. Bless you. (Jing and Meng came to the stage to prepare a summary)
Conclusion of intransitive verbs:
(Static) Excellent achievements are due to the accumulation of time, and proud achievements come from unremitting efforts.
On the road of life insurance, the wise never stop, and transcendence is the eternal pursuit of the strong.
(Meng) Hard work, sweat and tears paved the way for the five major marketing departments to take off.
Rough and hard, confidence and courage have created five immortal flags of marketing.
(Static) Life insurance elite, unlimited brewing, unlimited harvest.
(Bing) Five sons and five daughters, making great achievements and climbing the peak again.
(Meng) It's been a year, and today is a new starting point.
A year has passed and we have started a new journey.
(Quiet) Let's forge ahead in unity and create our own business together.
(Ice) Let's go ahead and create five brilliant tomorrows.
Partners, let's meet sincerely in the splendid 20xx!
(Quiet) Now I declare that the marketing five "Win in the Future" and the carnival reception to welcome the New Year have come to a successful conclusion. I wish you all a happy return trip.
Special instructions:
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Humor in the speech of the host of the annual meeting of the factory II. Opening remarks of 18:00:
Ladies and gentlemen on the scene.
Man: Here, the couple and the old man.
Ladies and gentlemen.
H: Good evening, everyone!
Man: Xiao Lu! Another year. We've been together for three years, haven't we?
Woman: Yes! It has been three years since Haodejia was founded.
To be exact, two years and five months.
W: In these two years and five months, all of us have worked hard, been unknown and made selfless contributions, and made it our responsibility to develop and strengthen a good family. Here, please allow us to express our gratitude to all employees of the company for their efforts and efforts.
Thank you, so I won't say anything. Say something practical. According to the latest news from mtv/ Wuxi TV /ktv/cctv, the exchange rate of RMB against cut cakes has changed dramatically today. As of 1 20xx 18: 00 on October 9, RMB1yuan can be converted into 0.000000800 1
Woman: Yes, I won't say that money is rolling in. Congratulations on making a fortune. I wish everyone can buy a few Jin of cut cakes during the New Year.
M: According to the provisions of the Bible, the latest special administrative law in 20xx, "all of us are guilty". Now I solemnly sentence: everyone's happiness will be sentenced to life imprisonment, deprived of the right to lifelong depression, and all the troubles of illness will be confiscated. This judgment is final, and it will be executed immediately, and it will take effect immediately. Retreat!
Woman: That's the end of the joke. Please welcome Mr. Wang, Chairman of the Group, to make a speech! Tell me about it!
M: Thank you for your kind words, Mr. Wang. It's time for our long-awaited meal. Don't pay attention to those who have touched chopsticks, spoons and hands! Now I declare that we are officially eating. Hold your mouth first, then drink soup.
2. 18:30: banquet begins, program performance, games and entertainment.
(1) female: The employees of a good family are not only competent in their work, but also versatile.
M: Yes, all the programs tonight are written, directed and performed by Goodhome employees, including solos and music.
Instrumental performance, opera singing and three-sentence and half-sentence performance are all-inclusive and brilliant!
W: Before it's too late, we'll send the first program tonight, asking Hu Xiaofeng from China Merchants Bureau to bring us good luck.
He sang as a backup singer. The track ~ ~ is confidential.
Man: Let's cheer for you.
(2) M: I heard a song recently and forgot its title. I will read the lyrics. Please help me think about the title. The lyrics are like this: Monks are only in my dreams. If you touch your face and kiss (sing the lyrics)
Woman: What is this? This is Zhang Mingmin's My China Heart. Did you hear the lyrics wrong? The lyrics are that rivers and mountains are only in dreams, and the motherland has not been close for many years. "
M: Please welcome Mr. Lu from the motorcade to sing My China Heart.
W: Let's applaud you.
(3) M: After so many interesting links, the exciting moment has arrived. Please take out your lottery tickets. We are going to start the first round of drawing lots.
W: There will be an encouragement prize this round. The prize is a bag of economical and practical washing powder. 50 encouragement awards. My partner and I will each draw 25 lucky stars.
M: Congratulations to all the colleagues who won the prize. I hope they can bring good luck to everyone in the audience.
W: After the lottery, we will relax our nervous mood, and then we will start our happy time. First of all, let me introduce the rules of today's game. In order to facilitate the game, if there is no table, I will specify a table length. In each competition, the head of the table will select 1 or two players to participate in the competition, and those who do not take the stage will be replaced by the head of the table. The final winner of the game will get a small gift.
M: Today, our first round of competition is about to begin. Now I declare the length of each table xxx, xx, xx. Please recommend members of the game team. In the first round, we need two teams, each with 8 players.
W: Please combine freely.
M: The name of this game is "Top Balloon". I drew a line on the ground. Neither player is allowed to cross the line. Players carry balloons in their respective venues. The first person to land a balloon is a loser. You are not allowed to touch the balloon with other parts of your body except your head. Otherwise, it is considered a foul and the other side wins.
(5) Female: There is no fragrance in the lotus pond tonight, and the moonlight is thick tonight. Let's get together and enjoy a song "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond" tonight.
M: Please ask Ms. Dai Yunxiang from the cleaning department to bring us the song "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond".
M: The exciting lottery has begun. We will draw the sixth prize. First, I will draw 10 lucky winners, and the prize is a bucket of salad oil. Next, my partner will draw the remaining 10 women for you: Congratulations to all colleagues who won the prize, friends who didn't win the prize, don't worry. Today's first prize is ipad2, so let's wait and see.
(7) Female: China has always had the custom of paying New Year greetings. Today, a group of energetic young people come to pay New Year greetings to everyone.
Let's welcome the perfect combination F4 from our wonderful family to the stage. Let's applaud Zhang Wei, Wang Qianru, Hu Hongsheng and Liu Yanjun for performing Happy New Year in three sentences.
W: Thank you for your wonderful performances. Let's learn a new popular element. What do you think of Haibo? Man: Lord Hui, there must be a big secret behind this. Let me think about it slowly.
W: I think so.
Man: It's time for us to play. First of all, please ask our front desk manager to recommend team members to the stage. The game is divided into two groups, each with 6 people. Team members form their own teams (players are paired with men and women, arranged by the host). Woman: The name of the game is "Occupy the Position". Two groups of participants stood on the stage and kept their bodies off the ground. It was successful after 5 seconds, and then tore up half of the newspaper until it failed. Finally, the group that stands in the tabloid will win. (9) M: You can't finish watching good dramas, and you can't finish drawing grand prizes. Next, we will draw eight lucky fifth prizes for this party, and each person will be given a cooking machine. Please welcome Mr. Tang Wenhua, Deputy General Manager of Wuxi Haodejia, to take the stage to draw a lottery for us.
W: Thank you, General Manager Tang. Colleagues congratulate all the award-winning colleagues.
(10) female: In the next 20xx years, a major historical event happened in China. In view of the dispute between China and Japan, we used a song to express our feelings. Next, please welcome Zhou Shengtian, the security department, to sing the Beijing opera "Every Inch of the Motherland".
(1 1) M: After listening to the impassioned Peking Opera, we went to the game session. First, a group of guests are invited to take the stage, with 6 people in each group and two groups (players are paired with men and women, and the host will allocate them).
W: The name of the game is "Love Passing". Participants lined up in two rows, men and women standing side by side. The first one holds a playing card in his mouth and passes it to the next one. The next one must pass it to the next one through his mouth until the end of the line. The first team to pass eight cards wins. In the meantime, a dropped card is considered invalid and the ball is passed from the beginning.
(12) W: The wonderful program is over. Please take out your lottery tickets. We are going to draw the fourth prize. There are five winners in the fourth prize, and the prize is a soymilk machine.
M: Please invite Ms. Yang, the general manager of the advertising planning center of the real estate group, to take the stage to draw a lottery for us.
W: Thanks to Yang Zong and congratulations to the colleagues who won the prize. Don't be disappointed if you don't win the prize. The finale is at the end.
(13) M: Send a good song after the exciting lottery. Please welcome Pan Jian from the Ministry of Security to bring us the solo song "About Winter". Please applaud.
(14) W: The wonderful program has come to an end for the time being. Next, we will draw the third prize. There are three third prizes, and the prize is a microwave oven.
M: Please ask Ms. Zhao Huifang, deputy general manager of Peng Yun Real Estate Group, to draw the third prize for us.
W: Thank you, Yang Zong, and congratulations to the colleagues who won the prize. Let's clap for them.
(15) M: There is a kind of love in the world, you can take it at will, but you never need to return it. There is an attachment called "she sews carefully and makes up thoroughly, fearing that the delay will make him go home late". This is our dearest mother. Now, please welcome Ms. Dai Yunxiang to sing "Mother" to pay tribute to everyone.
(16) female: another exciting lottery. The second prize will be drawn soon. The prize is a digital camera. M: Please ask Mr. Wang Liding, deputy general manager of Peng Yun Real Estate Group, to draw three second prizes for us.
W: Let's applaud you.
(17) female: We won the grand prize. Let's start our happy event. First of all, please ask our front desk manager to recommend team members to the stage. The game needs 1 member, ***8 people.
M: Let me introduce the rules of the game. The game of "grab the stool" has seven seats. At the beginning of the game, participants grabbed the stool and sat down, and those who didn't grab the seat were eliminated. Remove a chair in the next round, continue to grab the stool, and so on. Finally, the last two players who stayed on the field won.
(18) M: The most exciting moment is coming. Please take out the lottery ticket. We will draw the first prize today. The prize is an ipad2.
W: Today, please invite Mr. Wang, the general manager of the real estate group, to draw the first prize for us. Let's welcome the man: Let's applaud the final winner. Congratulations to xxx for winning the first prize today. Don't be discouraged if you don't win the prize. We have prepared a participation award for everyone. The prize is an economical and practical commodity. Although the gift is small and affectionate, we will earn a few Jin to cut cakes next year.
W: Colleagues who have not won the prize can come to receive the participation prize.
(19) M: The party is almost over, and all the activities are over. Thank you for your attendance, and thank you for your colleagues and leaders who came from Changshu and Suzhou! W: It was an unforgettable night. Let's bury our feelings in our hearts.
M: Leave the sweat for today and create a brilliant tomorrow together!
W: Please raise your glasses again and wish a happy New Year!
H: Happy New Year! The party ends at 2 1:00. play