* When Cupid shoots love and arrows at you, you have love and arrows. When you return your love to Cupid, you only have an arrow (base).

Sometimes love is a kind of injury, cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

* Brothers and the world are yellow and violent. You can't be stupid and naive.

* Falling in love with someone gives that person the right to hurt you.

Sometimes it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you are too weak to treat the other person.

* You don't understand what I do, that's because you are still ignorant!

* Love makes people warm. Warm words are a day and a kind of love. More love every day can make our days warm.

* The wife also has a name called the bride. Do you think ... you can marry a new mother ... and there is no contradiction with your old mother?

* The mother will teach her son to put on clothes in five years, and the wife will make him take off all his clothes in five seconds after marriage.

* Can talented people like us be handsome?

* The real scandal is in the mouth of ordinary people.

* What are you afraid of when I look like this?

Since you are so opposed to second marriage, what do you think of him marrying someone else in the game?

* Three realms of life

Hierarchical: I don't miss anyone …

Advanced: who is who!

First shift: whoever doesn't want to give up has the right to give up on his own initiative.

* When you love someone, you should be idle, Sister Ma and Sister Huang, and your girlfriend should be your ultimate aesthetic, your little universe and the perfect goddess Athena in your heart.

* The south wind gently kisses your face, the stars are faint and the moon is misty. Oh, you are too fat tonight.

A capable, responsible and responsible man should say this to his daughter-in-law: your money is yours and mine is ours!

* Don't treat your daughter-in-law as your own daughter or your mother-in-law; Keep the distance between a bowl of soup and be a measured mother-in-law and daughter-in-law; Then you will all be happy!

* Youth is for profligacy. When you are old, if you find that there is nothing memorable or wonderful in your life, then your life is doomed to failure. If you think being an eccentric person can make you say before you die that you came to this world for nothing, then I encourage you to do it. In addition, I hope you can light up the whole world with the fire in your heart, not just yourself.

* Commitment is a man's reassurance to a woman. Its medicinal properties need to be verified, but it is reassuring.

* Happiness is enough to gain weight

Girl, you know not only the world, but also globalization! But girl, you must not dominate!

* A glass of turbid restaurant Wan Li, the mountains and rivers are broken and the wind is gone with the wind. This is a righteous thing today, but it was said in the rain at night.

* Is there a 72-change training class? It's really impossible Thirty-six changes are also possible. I have the skill of an old pig and I am very satisfied with birds.

Hunger is a word, I will say it n times, unless you use a bowl of tomato noodles to express it.

* There are two kinds of people in nightclubs-girls; Sister.

* If the workplace really has plum time, apple time and cookie time, it is estimated that it won't be long before female compatriots have time to lose weight. ...

Some people want the girl to promise him, but the girl always says no. Some people always say no to girls, but girls always rush to say yes.

* I am merciful and can't deprive me of my freedom of marriage.

* Indulge.

* Looking down can't be exchanged for looking up, only for ignoring.

* I also want to show my inner purity, but girls always judge a book by its cover. As a result, I will always be included in the ranks of birds and birds ...

* During working hours, I was pestered by all the young ladies, and after work, all the young ladies left me and went to chat with others. Is this the legendary dialectics?

* Being ridiculously kind makes people shudder.

* I love my teacher, and I love beautiful women more.

It's cloudy these days, and it seems that we can't see the moon clearly, but as long as there is a full moon in our hearts, we will definitely become Jin Luo: Wolf Brigade.

Aunt Chang 'e has been lonely for so many years, and the widows who have been guarding for more than ten centuries are alive and well. We are all happy to think of her.

Relax, relax, work is only temporary, so before you get this little body, you should regard it as a necessary coin toss. There are thorns in front, men with documents are in hap less, and kings are not afraid of eggs, so you must be strong, fast, burly and walk with a smile!

* Love at least one sport, even "in bed"! At least make a confidant, even if it is self-protection! Learn at least one musical instrument, even a triangle! Read at least one famous book, even The Journey to the West in Zhang Jizhong!

* Your appreciation of things is still at the level of animals.

Noisy is a good quality of a fat man, and sadness is another name for a prodigal son.

My mother taught me that all talk and no action are pustules. No matter how hard she tries, she can't get off work or walk. Such people are unreliable.

You talk beautifully, but you are a coward when you are in trouble.

Mu Tiezhu in language and Wu Dalang in action will not only get nothing at work, but also accomplish nothing in life.

* If it is not done well, no matter how beautiful it is, it is worthless; Doing practical things for the people is a golden word at the beginning.

* When someone presses you with a stone, you can stand up, that's resistance.

* Draw a circle on the head shell with the left and right index fingers, and then sing: tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

* Don't love your loved ones when they are not worthy of love.

You must love him when he is not worthy of love.

Because he needed love most at that time.

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