Thief: Big Brother.

Policeman: Let go!

Thief; Ah! This is my first time. I think I am a first-time offender. I dare not do it again. Please give me a break!

Policeman: Is this your first crime? I've seen you three times in the police station alone. Take what you stole and go!

Thief: Me! Alas! This is a disaster!

Guo: I believe I am who I am! I believe in tomorrow! I believe that reaching out can touch the sky! I believe! I don't believe it! Did we crash shirts? Son, aren't you a younger me? What were you thinking when you went out to get dressed?

Policeman: Comrade! Excuse me

Guo: Oh! This is too collision, exactly the same. (On cell phone) Hello! Hello! Is this a supermarket? Oh, right, right, right! I'm here to apply. Didn't I say I had an interview today? Yes! Where is it? The manager's office is waiting. All right! Manager ... manager's office.

Manager: Hello! I'm the manager. What? The thief was caught? Great! Locked in my office? Did you call the police? The police will be here soon? Hey, what is a thief like? Sportswear, messenger bag, yellow hair, OK! Let me try him first! (Seeing Guo) That's him! Sportswear, messenger bag, yellow hair, eh! No! This one has no hair!

Guo: This job is really not easy! I went to several places, and everyone said I couldn't do it, and my image was not good! My head shape is too insidious. What do you think being a porter has to do with my hairstyle? I had no choice but to borrow a headgear. Try it on. I don't know what to bring. Otherwise, the manager will be ashamed to come in later. (turning around and seeing the manager jump up) Ah!

Manager: don't move Stay here!

Guo: No! Big brother! Listen to me!

Manager: Do you have anything to explain? You have a lot of nerve!

Guo: Big Brother! You must be the manager! Let me see your little card.

Manager: don't move Step back.

Guo: Big Brother has been waiting for you. I tell you, my life is in your hands. Whether I go or stay, I will listen to you.

Manager: Your mouth is so sweet.

Guo: Brother, please have some candy.

Manager: Come on. Step back. Stand Up! I don't know my identity!

Guo: What am I? Oh, great!

Manager: Your boy is very strong!

Guo: That's true! Only good health can work well! Big brother! I am not only healthy, but also working fast! I moved everything in your house in five minutes! Lift this table and let's go.

Manager: don't move Put the gun down. Step back. Stop! I said it's not good for a man your age to do something! I have to do this!

Guo: The family is poor! I haven't been to school for a few days, so this is the only way.

Manager: Line 360, what line do you do? You have to do this!

Guo: Line 360, every line is the best! I'm not ashamed to do this! Big brother! Eat according to your ability!

Manager: That's it?

Guo: Two days ago, I made friends with several fellow villagers. ...

Manager: Wait a minute, fellow villager? Did you just say that your partner will be finished soon?

K: That's all right. A few days ago, my colleagues and I, colleagues?

Manager: What did you do?

Guo: We went to five supermarkets without success! I just wonder if too many people scare people. Let them wait at home today, and I'll try you alone.

Manager: You stepped on it!

Guo: I'm afraid you can't stand crowds.

Manager: That's crazy! Sit down! It's over, let me tell you! I saw it as soon as I walked in the door. You're the one who did this!

Guo: Big Brother has a good eye!

Manager: How many years have you been in this business?

Guo: Five years!

Manager: Five years! Old hand! Accumulated a lot of experience!

Guo: I can't say that I have accumulated a lot of experience, but I have experienced many battles!

Manager: Have you all worked there?

Guo: I work in hotels, restaurants, factories, KTV and kindergartens. ...

Manager: You won't even let the children go?

Guo: I quit later!

Manager: Why?

Guo: There is something wrong with this kindergarten. The children have to take a nap. Why can't there be exercise? As soon as there is movement, children cry, and crying is contagious. When they cried, they all cried. Wow! Can't do it! But come back later! I found that the supermarket is so dry! I have been working for three years!

Manager: A supermarket for three years? They didn't find you?

Guo: Let's go our separate ways. Who found who? Besides, I told you, I'm fast! Before he finds out I'm finished! They also elected me as the leader!

Manager: That's coming!

Guo: Well done, the supermarket closed down!

Manager: It's impossible not to go bankrupt!

Guo: Two days later, the supermarket opened again.

Manager: So you didn't go back to work?

Guo: No, there is a rule in our business that a good horse doesn't turn back and we don't go back. But two days later, one of our associates said that he had posted a notice to let us go back.

Manager: This is for you!

Guo: Yes! Tell us to go back!

Manager: wanted!

Guo: Huh?

Manager: wanted!

Guo: Manager, are you from Guangdong?

Manager: What's the matter?

Guo: I have been to your place, and the people there are very interesting. Call the "notice" "wanted"!

Manager: What's your last name?

Guo: My last name is Hao.

Manager: Why are you surnamed Hao?

Guo: My father's surname is Hao.

Manager: What's your name?

Guo: My name is Hao Deshou, the virtue of moral longevity.

Manager: Hao Deshou? Why not just call it "easy to get"?

Guo: Is it easy to get? Where's that name?

Manager: How old are you?

Guo: I have a resume!

Manager: Do you take out your resume within your scope of work?

Guo: That's true! I have a resume for everything now.

Manager: Why did you also receive on-the-job training?

Guo: Yes! How can you succeed without on-the-job training?

Manager: I really admire you! Oh, dear! Your real name is Hao Deshou!

Guo: Hmm!

Manager: You, um, what, um! I'm still saying, why don't you do something for such a big man? I have to do this!

Guo: Manager! I have a dream!

Manager: Oh, dear! Do you still have dreams?

Guo: Although this dream is far away, it will definitely come true. ...

Manager: You can do it! I said you were mentally ill! Say it!

Guo: I just want to work hard with my hands! Open your own supermarket on an equal footing with you one day!

Manager: Can you save some for me?

Guo: No! Soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers! Big brother! You asked me to do it in your shop! Show your talent!

Manager: Bah! You are shameless! You are idle, sneaking around and stealing chickens and dogs. If you look for them, you should be caught!

Guo: Who is shameless! Who's sneaking around? What have I done? Get caught! I won't finish with you until you make it clear!

Manager: Oh, dear! You're still excited with me! This is aimed at you! What is this?

Guo: What?

Manager: Crime tools! what do you have to say? Let me tell you something! You are not a good person at first sight!

Guo: Who? ?

Manager: You!

Guo: Say it again!

Manager: You are not a good person!

Guo: Say it again three times!

Manager: You are not a good person, not a good person, not a good person! What are you doing?

Guo: Say it ten times!

Manager: You are not a good person, not a good person ... Hey! You are not a good person! Oh! I'm sorry! I'm not talking about you. I'll talk after the phone call!

Guo: I'll wait for you! Seven more times!

Manager: Hello! Police station! Comrade police, I'm interrogating the thief. What? You caught the thief! Then what is this thing? Ok, ok, ok! I'll be right there! Hmm!

Guo: Go on!

Manager: You are really a good man!

Guo: What the hell are you? ?

Manager: Are you here for the job?

Guo: If you don't apply, what am I doing here?

Manager: Then why don't you say something about the application?

Guo: I've been talking about applying!

Manager: Young man! I'm terribly sorry! The thing is, things are always lost in our store recently! Thieves just can't be caught! I was so worried! Today, when he was stealing, he was caught by the masses and locked in my office, waiting for the police to take him away!

Guo: Yes! I saw it! The police took him away!

Manager: Oh, dear! Why didn't you say so earlier?

Guo: You didn't ask me!

Manager: OK, OK! Don't say anything, you can stay!

Guo: I'll stay? You let me stay, I quit!

Manager: What's the matter?

Guo: Just a stupid manager. Your shop is hopeless. I tell you, although I am a porter, I have moved so many valuable things that I haven't moved a stitch, even though I am poor! But I have the bottom line and dignity to be a man!

Manager: OK, OK, OK! Young man! What you said is wonderful! You are just the person I need!

Guo: What kind of talent am I? My name is not nice! I can get it!

Manager: Hey! Your name is Hao Deshou!

Guo: I'm Hao Deshou. I have a group of associates. We are all wanted!

Manager: What do you want? I officially inform you that I will see them as soon as I see you! It can't be wrong! Young man! Stay. You can be a leader! Come on, come on, come on! It is entirely possible for you to realize your dream of being a store manager with me!

Guo: Really? What about you?

Manager: Equality!

Guo: Equality? You pour me a glass of water!

Manager: OK! There is no water! Let's go Change the bucket of water!

Guo: OK! Is this equal?

Manager: Wait a minute! Young man, call all your companions at once!

Guo: OK! Or an accomplice Big brother!

Manager: Sorry! Fellow citizens! You tell them I want them all!

Guo: Big Brother! Manager! Thank you! It is not easy! Big brother! Don't worry! Our brothers listen to you! Let's all work hard Big brother! Can I have my headgear back?

Manager: OK! Here!

Guo: Big Brother! I want to see you like this, but you let me see you like this. Actually, it looks good! Big brother! See you later!

Manager: Goodbye!

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