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Do plants know skating? Flowers, because figure skating

Can you move the striped underwear of animals? Leopard print is because of leopard print underwear.

Can't you tie a boat and play with toys? Explosive spinning (ship) gyro

Does the shark eat red beans? Red bean sauce

What's wrong with eating shit? Two old shits.

Aaron Kwok sings baa songs? Sing "This Song"; Singing in China? "Sing" RMB

There is a piece of ham and the same sausage, which falls to the left to the same extent. Why not lean from the ground? Because it is not ripe from the ground.

Chickens, geese and ducks go to drink soda together. Why not? Because (goose) that (na) is colored (branch)

A duck and a goose are more than people in the refrigerator. A day later, the duck froze to death. What will happen if the goose is free?

Because this is just a penguin.

Will Kirin become baa when it goes to the North Pole? Ice cream (Kirin)

Small white+small white =? White rabbits (two)

From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? 1 lazy; 2 Be diligent (1) and never stop (2).

Come on, give me a Cantonese phrase:

1. Dragging, twisting and twisting?

2. Is it bad, and it is forbidden to make a fool of yourself?

3. Sit and bury one stupidly and bury a pile alive in high spirits?

4. Is there a row in Bo Yibo today that I can splurge on?

Do you regard him as a pearl or a salted fish?

6. Either the dragon didn't cross the river or the pork chop didn't wear makeup?

7. I have a job, and fruit work is called yin gong?

8. Brothers are like brothers, and wives are neat and melancholy?

9. You are dead, and I can't go to a real estate company?

10. Middle boundary, mental derangement?

1 1. When flirting, you don't have to drink tea, which makes people fight and jump.

12. Recruit and accumulate megalomaniacs to save people's hearts?

13. Marriage is the grave of love, but love without marriage has no good end?

14. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to work hard?

15. People die easily without happiness, but is it really easy to die?

16. Men don't roll unless it's silver; Men are not salty or wet, and chicken sinus is full of grains?

17. You despise me, but at the same time, don't I want to scrape you to death?

18. If there are too many mistresses, the wife will book a business; Wait until the wife doubles, and the mistress fails to live up to expectations?

19. 10 people, volume 9, volume 10, volume 5?

20. You don't know your luck if you don't gamble. If you don't roll, you don't know health.

2 1. I can't give you happiness, but I can definitely make you comfortable?

22. Do I have to play a friendly match without ordering the lid?

23. Buy early and enjoy early, buy late and get more discounts?

24. Money is not a problem. What about money?

25. Ten mosquitoes and three, drinking idiots?

26. Leave a leg now so that you can pump water later?

27. Don't challenge my brick with your pig's head?

28. Even if we can't talk about love in the future, why not go camping with him?

29. Good and bad lovers care about communication and care?

30. You can stab your brother in the back, and a woman can stab her brother in the back?

3 1.d female ghost rope, stripes are super evil?

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person?