1, my wife is pregnant.

My wife has been to the hospital dozens of times since she got pregnant. The doctor told us that it is worthwhile to spend some money on the health of the next generation.

Color Doppler ultrasound is two or three hundred at a time, which is both sad and happy. One minute the umbilical cord wraps around the neck, and the other two laps the umbilical cord wraps around the neck, which makes me have nightmares again and again.

My wife's amniotic fluid broke in the morning, so she went to the hospital quickly. In order to make her suffer less, I packed 2000 yuan. The doctor smiled and said to me, don't worry.

It can only be born in the afternoon and can only be delivered by caesarean section. As far as I know, the normal production is three or five thousand, and the breakdown is about thirteen thousand.

My wife was a daughter when she was pregnant. As a result, when the nurse called for a 6-bed boy, I cried instantly, saying that China Merchants Bank had become China Construction Bank.

At this time, it has already cost about 30,000 yuan.

2. Before primary school.

I am also surprised that my wife has no milk. I gained nearly 30 pounds. Where is the milk?

Enthusiastic people who eat melons, seven aunts and eight aunts, some suggested eating catfish whiskers raw, and some brought the remedies they got. What is even more exasperating is that some people even suggest that prolactin should be a teacher. When I saw a man, I grabbed him by the neck and dragged him out.

Accept your fate, son. We will drink milk powder. The wife may feel "guilty" and have extremely high requirements for milk powder. She has become "best friends" with the owners of several maternal and child stores.

This family says probiotics are good for children, so buy it! That says whey protein is good for children, buy it! Domestic milk powder is basically dismissive, not because my family is rich, but because they fail to live up to expectations and can't get the recommendation of my wife's best friend.

Foreign milk powder of the same color, from Australia to New Zealand to the Netherlands, I shake my hands when making milk powder, and a spoonful is several pieces, all of which are hard-earned money.

When my son was two years old, I don't know which wicked girlfriend said that two-year-old children remember English most effectively. So, after all my persuasion failed, my wife firmly enrolled her son in an excellent class of English early education institutions, 14 days, 28,000 days.

When I went to kindergarten, my wife ran away, so I had to choose one of three, 68,000 foreign teachers and 48,000 intensive class teachers … I don't want to hear it!

This time, we can't let the defeated women toss and turn, just next to the community, 6800 a semester. To tell you the truth, I think it's too expensive.

Say 6800, this is just the foundation. Teachers keep recommending excellent courses, including piano course 3500, English course 1800 and Chinese painting course 2800. ...

By the time I went to primary school, I spent 65,438+million on education, eating, drinking and sleeping 70,000 to 80,000, and about 200,000.

3. Now I am in the fifth grade of primary school.

You can't lose at the starting line. I don't know who said this sentence, which means that you should be willing to spend money and don't delay your child's future.

I can't afford to buy a school district, and my wife is also scared by the cost of raising children. This is not raising a child, but the little ancestor of the Bodhisattva.

Fortunately, it is a nine-year compulsory education, and tuition is free. Apart from the family Committee, it is their idea to buy what the teacher will buy for his birthday today and what the teacher will buy for his illness tomorrow, but the money is shared by everyone and the gift is from them.

But it's cheaper than kindergarten. In five years, the school's miscellaneous expenses add up to about 20 thousand yuan

In the past five years, the child is growing up, so we can't treat him badly. We have to eat, drink and be merry for tens of thousands.

There are many "opportunities" to spend a lot of money in the future. Six years in high school, four years in college, squatting at home, then falling in love and getting married, buying him a car, buying a house and marrying a wife, and never giving up until he has a few million.

1. My mother had never been to the hospital before she gave birth to me, and she has been struggling at work. I was born in a unit hospital, and it is said that I don't need money.

2. My mother gave me 10 months of milk, and then gave me rice paste. Occasionally, there are one or two cans of malt extract, which are sent to the kindergarten in the factory at the age of two for one month 1.5 yuan.

3. Primary school and middle school are only a few hundred meters away from home, and the tuition is a few dollars, with only a few sets of clothes and two pairs of shoes. In my impression, compared with today's children, it is basically like begging.

Toys are muskets made of wood by my father, matchsticks made of bicycle chains by me, and candy wrappers made of cigarette shells are all our toys. Oh, by the way, there's another family.

My family didn't spend much money when I was in college. If you marry a daughter-in-law, you will be self-reliant. My mother-in-law didn't ask for a bride price or let me buy a house or a car.

In fact, there is no need to spend too much material cost on children. Mental health and happiness are the most important.