2. What animal will never win or lose in guessing boxing? Answer: crab
3. What animal falls down most easily? Answer: cunning fox (slippery foot)
4. What chicken has no wings? Answer: Frog.
5. If there is a fire in the zoo, which animal will escape first? Answer: people
6. Farmers have raised 10 cows, with only 19 horns. Why? Answer: There is a rhinoceros.
7. What animal can be stuck on the wall? Answer: Seal (poster)
8. Let nine horses be evenly distributed in ten stables, and the number of horses in each stable is the same. How to divide it? Answer: Put nine horses in a stable and put nine rings on the outside of the stable.
9. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Face the ground.
10, water snake, python or bamboo snake, which is longer? Answer: green bamboo snake
1 1. Who is the king of beasts? Answer: the director of the zoo
12, there is a flock of chickens scurrying about in the vegetable field. Whose chickens are they? Answer: hen.
13, three trees slip, ten horses are tied, and one bolt is not tied. How many horses are tied to each tree? Answer: one, six, three trees! Of course, there is one tied to every tree!
14, what did you kill but it was still your own blood? Answer: mosquitoes
15, one cow, one cow, guess three words. Answer: Two cows.
16, a cow and a cow, guess five words. Answer: Still two cows.
17. There are ten birds in the forest. One of them was killed by a small bullet, and the other nine did not fly away. Why? Answer: Because it is an ostrich.
18, a sheep was eating grass, and a wolf passed by, but didn't eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: shrimp
19. Another wolf passed by and still didn't eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: prawns
20. The sheep passed by the wolf and shouted at the wolf. The wolf still didn't eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: lobster.
2 1. Which is the fastest way for a cheetah to run from Beijing to Shanghai? Answer: the road on the map
22. A two-meter-long runway, a seven-inch-long red crab and a five-inch-long black crab race, who will finish first? Answer: Black crab (red crab is cooked)
23. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? Answer: Dogs don't sweat.
24. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: because trees can't jump
25. A man took a big bite of watermelon and then stood outside the door and vomited. Why? Hit an animal. Answer: Rabbit (spits)
26. After drinking, you stand on the side of the road and yell at the earth. Guess an animal. Answer: Rabbit.
27. Dogs let cats cook-guess an animal. Answer: Panda.
28. Cats don't do it-guess an animal. Answer: White Bear
29. This dog is an animal. Answer: Bear.
30. Puppies often don't take a bath. Why doesn't it have lice Answer: Dogs only have puppies.
3 1. What animal doesn't sleep all night? Answer: Panda, look at its dark circles.
32. Why do geese fly to the south for the winter? Answer: Because walking is too slow.
33. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? Answer: No. There is no corn in the orchard.
34. There are ten fish in the fish tank, and one is dead. How many? Answer: Ten, dead fish are also fish.
35. What kind of thief can be executed immediately after being caught? Answer: squid
36. A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? Answer: Because it is a blind cat.
37. What animal is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger? The answer is: Little Tiger.
38. You stand with a pig and guess an animal. Answer: Yes.
39. The wolf dragged away the ewe. Why does the lamb follow quietly? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly.
40. Animals in the Arctic have two peaks on four legs. Guess a five-character animal. Answer: the lost camel
4 1, the teacher said that earthworms can be regenerated after being cut into two pieces. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworm died. Why? Answer: Because he cut it vertically.
42. Choose a dog and shoot an animal at the dog training ground. Answer: cats
43. The pig ran out of the pigsty. What should I do? Hit a male singer in Taiwan Province Province and a male singer in Hong Kong. Answer: Wang Leehom, Hacken Lee.
44. There are two apples on the apple tree. Now there are three little monkeys. /kloc-How many apples and monkeys are there in the tree in 0/0 minute? Answer: There are two apples and no monkeys.
45. Chicks, puppies and kittens recite together. Which one will the teacher ask to recite first? Answer: Puppy (Wang Wang Xian Bei)
46. Why does Doraemon like to help others? Answer: lend a helping hand.
47. An ant accidentally fell off the plane and died. How did you die? Answer: I'm starving