1 If you want to talk about snoring, you have to talk about snoring parents first.

The snoring father is a pig. He married a wife. What a coincidence, he is also a pig. One day, Mrs. Pig gave birth to a large number of children for Mr. Pig. Mr. Pig said happily, "Ha, I am a father this time!" " "

He stood by and counted: "One, two, three, five, six ..." Mother pig said: "Wrong,' three' is' four'!" Father pig counted again from the beginning: "One, two, three, four, five, six, eight …" Mother pig said: "Wrong again, six is seven!" Father pig counted from the beginning for the third time. He counted 18 times before counting clearly. Father Pig took a long breath, wiped the sweat on his forehead and said, "You are really amazing. You gave birth to 12 at once!" I'm amazing, too. I'm the father of 12! "

Suddenly (hū) patted his head (nǐo Dai) and said, "I forgot to count a few boys and girls!" He counted it again: "girls, girls, girls, girls ... ouch (ā i y not), how many girls!" As soon as I counted to 12, Mr. Pig shouted happily, "Wow, boy!" " "

He held the little pig (Z ǐ i) high above his head and shouted, "This is my good baby! It is my good baby! " Mr. Pig has no preference for boys. He is so happy because there is only one 12.

His "good boy" is snoring.

However, at that time, this little thing was not called "snooping", but called "Little Twelve". There is nothing you can do about it. It takes a lot of effort for your parents to name you, but father pig has to come up with 12 names at once! While looking up the dictionary, he consulted with mother pig, and was busy until it was dark to light the lamp before he came up with two. Father pig said, "Oh, I'm tired. I just want to sleep ... let's talk about it tomorrow! " Mother pig said distressfully, "Look at you sweating, have a rest." Hey)! Thinking is the most tiring. I don't think I need to think about it tomorrow. Children simply call them "boss", "second", "third" and "fourth" ... and it's easy to remember who is who! "Pig father was very moved. He said, "You are really the most considerate person in the world, the cleverest wife (Q:) and son! Let's get started! "

Everything has been decided, but Miss Ma is very talkative.

The thing is this: One night Mr. Pig was having dinner with his family (cān), and Miss Ma happened to pass by the window. She stopped in surprise and poked her head out of the window and said, "Wow, you eat so loudly! The whole village can hear the sound of a family eating! "

10 The pig family also has a spoon (sháo) to eat. Just when eating happily, everyone threw the spoon (diē) and put their mouths into their big bowls (w m: n). "Gung-gung-gung-gung-gung" and "Gollum-gung" are ringing, and the bowl is full of bubbles. When Miss Ma said this, the two adults and eleven girls felt embarrassed and stopped together. Only a small twelve, but also when Miss Ma praised them (kuā), they ate more vigorously. Miss Ma covered her mouth and laughed at him: "Good guy, good guy, smells good!"

1 1 Say that finish, she ran away hip-hop.