Let's remember my college roommate today.
I had five roommates when I was an undergraduate. Coincidentally, they are far apart and have different personalities. Looking back now, I really feel like there is such a thing as fate.
First, the rich second generation roommates
When I first came to report for duty, I was dragging a LV suitcase, wearing a pair of sunglasses, a collar shirt, a sighing beard, and a little depressed; Secondly, his father: a long dark yellow curly hair, a flowered shirt and a gold watch, which is a bit like the taste of Huang Qiusheng in early pornography; His mother: Beaded with jewels and heavy makeup, just like a singer who won the Mark Six lottery, the perfume is so strong that you can smell it across dozens of streets.
Later, I learned that he was from Zhejiang, and Qiantang was prosperous since ancient times. He is always cynical, spends a lot of money, muddles along in his studies, and basically hooks up with girls. Although he is a college dog, men's wear and Mr. Fashion are his essential reading materials. Four years in college, just over 60 in each course, and never failed. However, his academic performance does not reflect his uniqueness. Of course, the value of Gao Fushuai should be reflected by the quantity and quality of women around him. When he first entered school, he had a girlfriend in Hong Kong. Do you know what this concept was to me at that time? It's like Marshal Tian Peng seeing Sister Chang 'e, and migrant workers just entering the city seeing the big breasts and fat buttocks in the city. It's really hard to meet, and they dare not even think about it in extreme times.
Later, my girlfriend changed teachers, nurses, bank managers and even working girls in the canteen. I also specially studied his method of picking up girls, and the feeling is nothing more than: sweet words, showing off wealth and selling cute, a box of chocolates today, a box of Snickers tomorrow, and a bunch of red roses on Valentine's Day. Finally, there is a day of spending money, with no technical content at all. Before I moved in, I thought his IQ was even higher than Einstein's, and it was both hard and soft, saying "I won't touch you" and "Let's find a place to study together". When the girls really got on the thief boat, they found that there was no desk at all, only a bed that had been ravaged by countless people.
He gave me the earliest sexual enlightenment education. Everyone is fine except that picking up girls makes me envy and hate. He pays for eating, singing and health care. He is brave, and he is a qualified Gao Fushuai.
Later, after graduation, I went to HSBC, where I was going to spend another time. I'm so fat now that I have no neck. We seldom contact. He said he was too busy.
Second, the game crazy roommate
He didn't impress me particularly. I really didn't say a few words, because he spent almost all his freshman year in bed, because he kept his computer on the computer desk in bed. Our beds are next to each other. Sometimes I go to the toilet at night, and it's two or three in the middle of the night. I still watched him staring at the computer screen with headphones, like a sculpture. Usually he doesn't attend classes or go downstairs to eat. He is skinny and often misses classes, and the counselor can't help him.
I sometimes ask him when he is eating takeout, "Aren't you so tired every day?" What if I can't graduate? "He said," I'm not tired, I don't have the spirit without playing games. "If you can't graduate, go out to work." Later, I heard that he was a left-behind child, his hometown was Hubei, and he lived with his grandparents since childhood. His parents both work in Guangzhou and haven't seen each other for a year. I remember one time, the girl he secretly loved for a long time suddenly found a boyfriend. He always thought the girl had him in her heart, just waiting for his hint. I accompanied him to smoke two whole boxes of cigarettes and drink a box of beer on the roof. That night, I felt a little confused from his seemingly indifferent eyes. We lay on the roof all night, and there were no stars in the sky.
Later, after graduation, he had a farewell dinner and drank a lot. Hugging me and crying, I said a lot of things I didn't understand, but I was particularly impressed by one sentence: "I thought she would be mine."
Later, he went to Jiangxi to do sales. Last year, when I had my birthday, he called me. It was still the same, but he said that he seldom played games now and gained a lot of weight.
Third, a good cadre roommate
When I first entered school, I was a student, party member. I was upright, honest and upright, handsome, and lived a clean life. Gansu people.
Later, he ran for the president of the school student union. Every day, he wore a suit and tie, carried a briefcase, went in the rain, found a sponsor, held an activity, held a regular meeting and earned some extra money.
What outstanding students, outstanding cadres, outstanding league members, outstanding party member, certificate more than two feet high, is an outstanding martyr. The model in the eyes of classmates and the red man in the eyes of teachers are absolutely amazing in school. When reviewing for the postgraduate entrance examination, our class was the only one with its own study room. Why? A word from the president of the student union.
But although he is so glamorous, in fact, people who seem to be awesome also have their own weaknesses. In the first three years of college, he pursued several girls and all ended in failure. The reason is very simple, no rhetoric, no material temptation, only ideological education, only red and not expert. This kind of person may have been the same person when New China was just founded, but times have changed. The time when you can marry a wife by reciting a few quotations from Chairman Mao has long passed. Now, when girls listen to you telling her about Marxism-Leninism, Mao Zedong, Deng Xiaoping and Theory of Three Represents, they must be thinking: Are you fucking crazy? But if you tell her that Jing Feng caressed the injured dream, Haizi ended his short life in this way, facing the sea and blooming in spring. I hope he will never be sad or injured on the other side. She will think that you have unique knowledge and connotation.
Then one day in senior three, we went out for a drink. He drank a little too much. Come back and lie in bed, get up the courage to pick up the phone and tell a girl who has had a crush for a long time, but this time he succeeded, or gained love. Later, I learned that the girl was an ideological and political student, and her parents were old party member. There is only one criterion for her parents to find her: she is deeply rooted and well behaved. I think this may be a blessing from heaven. Feelings will come sooner or later. Don't worry, don't worry, poetry wine takes advantage of time.
Later, he was admitted to the civil service. Provincial office I hear things are getting better now. Then I heard that the woman's father turned out to be the leader in charge of personnel in the province. No wonder he can rise all the way. You mean nature makes people?
We met once last year, and he was still so opinionated and inspiring. From the urbanization reform to the relationship between big powers, I think he may really enter the State Council one day.
Fourth, pretend to be a roommate.
Guangdong people. This roommate brought an iPod when he first entered school, which attracted a large crowd to watch. He also introduced in detail what this key does and what that key does. "Oh, no, it should be rolled like this," he said, without forgetting to show it to us. Later, before the end of my freshman year, I bought a Merida mountain bike for 3000+ and rode it around the school every day. Also specially equipped with a red arm bag, put the iPod in it, plug in headphones, put on wristbands, put a basketball in the back seat, and put a sports kettle under the crotch, which is awesome and has become a beautiful landscape of the school. In fact, everyone who knows him knows that he can't even make the most basic layup, but he knows the most primitive "last shit shooting method" I used to drop my eggs when dribbling under my legs. I also wondered at the time, where did I get the confidence to wear Jordan's No.23 jersey?
I guess his family must be rich. He also claimed that his family business was very big, and his parents were busy with their careers all day and had no time to accompany him. They just give him 5000 yuan a month for living expenses. Under the brand of entrepreneur's son, I have also been a moonthrower for a long time.
One day in his junior year, he fell in love with photography again, bought a SLR without a name, hung it around his neck every day and stopped at school. Flowers bloom and fall, clouds roll and clouds are comfortable, but none of them can escape his keen artistic insight. He said that a grass has artistic life. Lying on the ground, holding a camera, pouting, pointing the evil lens at the innocent little life and pointing his chrysanthemum at the sky at 45 degrees, the jade emperor will be moved by him when he sees it.
It was past ten that night, and everyone was ready for bed. He suddenly rushed into the dormitory and shouted to us that a girl had asked him for a room and there was no door-to-door business. Get dressed and rush downstairs. After a while, I came up again. I asked, "Why did you come back? Aren't you going to get a room? " He looked indignant: "MLGB, bitch, told her boyfriend to invite me to the billiard hall to open a room to play billiards and lay an egg!" " "
When I broke up in senior three, I heard from others that his family didn't have any business, just opened a small photo studio, and all the money was earned by his parents. In my senior year, my photo studio was demolished because of property rights. Now my parents have opened a small restaurant, which sells on a small scale and makes small profits but quick turnover. It suddenly dawned on me why he seldom showed off in an ostentatious manner outside after his third year of high school. It turned out to be a financial deficit at home.
I heard that he went back to his hometown last year and opened a dry goods store opposite his parents' hotel. I heard that it is also in full swing. Give him a call. I wanted to catch up, and he asked me without a few words: "What do you think of Bentley Continental GT 4.0 V8? I want to buy one. " "I don't know, I don't know anything about cars. Oh, no, my cell phone is dead. I'll contact you another day. " I hung up and breathed a sigh of relief. A few years after graduation, he is still the same.
Five, true, good and beautiful roommates
When I recall this roommate, I can't find a suitable definition adjective. Because his family is from rural Shandong, he came with his father when he first entered school. At first glance, his father is the kind of farmer who faces the loess and faces the sky. Wrinkles on the face, thick yellow fingers. His father saw me and said, "Don't bully him in the future. Remember to help him when others bully him. " He also pushed him to the front. "Haha, my son is good at everything except being too thin and honest." I said, "Don't worry, Grandpa, we all take care of each other. It's okay. " Talking to me a lot makes me feel that the life of farmers is too difficult now. It is even harder to afford a college student. On the first day, I didn't even have bedding, so I slept in the bed.
He is really quiet and never participates in the dormitory to talk about women and teacher Cang at night. Even if he talks about state affairs occasionally, he can't help sighing. Basically, I go to the library to read books every day, all subjects are A's, and I also participated in the school's work-study program. In his words, I have to support myself.
Very few clothes, basically do not spend money indiscriminately. Every time I pass the school snack street, I ask him if he wants to buy something to eat. He said no, he must always come here for dinner after graduation.
Some students will inevitably make fun of him, saying this and that, laughing at his poverty and his shabby. He also laughed it off. I asked him, "Aren't you angry?" He said, "There is nothing to be angry about. Being poor now does not mean that you will be poor forever. "
Later, the second half of my junior year came to prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination. There are still three months of exams. The school organized a recruitment seminar for central enterprises, and only two people were recruited. He asked me to listen, not to submit my resume. When I came back, I asked him how he was. Did he get anything? He said, "I signed it." "Why?" I'm surprised. "Five thousand yuan a month, many undergraduates. I don't want to study anymore. My father works everywhere. He's too old. It's my turn to earn money to support my family. " He is not unhappy, but happy. I think I probably know his heart.
Later, he gave up the postgraduate entrance examination and chose the central enterprises in Sichuan.
After dinner, he still hugged me with wine and said, "We are all mixed up and fly higher."
I know that even on the last day of graduation, he didn't keep his promise and ate snacks all over the street. I know, he doesn't want to.
Some time ago, I chatted with him on QQ. He told me that his work is repeated every day, step by step, and he wants to go back to Shandong and feel homesick.
Sometimes I really feel that all this is arranged by God, affection, friendship and love; Classmate affection, mentoring affection, war friendship ... Some people, even if you hated to strangle them at that time, in retrospect, must be just a smile with a slightly raised mouth.
Five roommates, from Zhejiang, Hubei, Gansu, Guangdong and Shandong, from north to south, from coastal to inland, an admission notice gathered us in this small room of less than 20 square meters. Every day there are contradictions, frictions, laughter and tears. Four years passed quickly, and everyone packed their bags and went to their different futures. When we close the bedroom door, let's look back. Is james blunt's classic melody still ringing in our ears?
Goodbye, my love.
Goodbye, my friend.
You are the only one for me.
You are the only one for me.
Go crazy, love, waste, dream, and fucking regret.
Be kind to people around you.
If this article reminds you of someone in your life, pick up your cell phone and give him a call. Tell him you miss him.