Wood has a heart because there are things in the world that worry it.
1
I have a college roommate whose nickname is Wood. His real name will only be mentioned by the teacher during the roll call in class. We always call him wood.
Gu Long used to say that people's names may be wrong, but nicknames can never be wrong. Woodhead, as his name implies, is taciturn and dull. A hundred thunders won't surprise him. Even if the one hundred and first thunder can surprise his fart, it will be so fast and short, and the fart will be gone before thunder.
At a gathering of fellow villagers, everyone was in high spirits and toasted one after another. When it was Wood's turn, he raised his glass and said, "Dry, dry, dry, and count when you're done!" " "At that time, there was an uproar in the house, and everyone laughed and sprayed wine.
Wood is very happy. He jumps into the classroom with his schoolbag on his back every day. It seems that there is nothing to worry about in this world. Several friends in our dormitory say that wood has no heart, because it has no heart, so it is simple and happy.
But Wood became unhappy when he was a sophomore, because he began to grow a heart full of weeds. A hundred thunder can't make a fart surprise, but when he was a sophomore, the wood exploded with a thunder. He had sex with Hua!
Yu Qi is a flower, a goddess in the hearts of those of us who have nowhere to put our youth, a rare animal that every male student with normal hormone secretion wants to have, a fantasy in our youth and the first love in our dreams.
But none of us dare to confess, because Yu Qi is not only beautiful and good at studying, but also more aloof. She usually walks with her head held high and her eyes open, and her lofty and aloof attitude is daunting.
When Wood told me that he wanted to pursue Yu Qi, I almost bit my tongue in surprise and asked incredulously, "Are you, are you, are you sure?" You won't get burnt out! "Wood's face turned red, and he said shyly," I was confused by her burning. Can you give me some advice? "
I turned and walked several times. If I had an idea, I wouldn't do it myself. I have an idea, too. Nice try. I'm a lecherous, too, okay! Wood looked at my back and scolded, "If you don't help me, I'll find someone else!" " "
I didn't help Wood, but I didn't dissuade him. I know that although he is silent, he is actually a stubborn donkey, and a hundred people can't pull him back.
Wood doesn't know where he found his master. On the third day, he actually pulled up a banner downstairs in the girls' dormitory, which read: "I love you, Yu Qi!" Now I give you two choices, one is to be my girlfriend, and the other is to let me be your boyfriend! "
There are many people watching in front of the girls' dormitory, and the dormitory is crowded. Wood crossed his legs slightly, raised the banner above his head with both hands, and looked up at the fourth floor of the dormitory, his eyes firm and domineering, as if Yu Qi would never give up until he promised. He shouted from time to time: "Yu Qi, Yu Qi, I love you, in the blood of my bones!" " "
After half an hour, Yu Qi finally appeared. She took a cold look at the wood downstairs with a full face of expectation, turned around and called the three roommates in the dormitory to leave. Five minutes later, she and her roommate appeared again, holding a piece of rice paper with a beautiful line written on it with a brush: now I give you two choices, "First, get out at once!" " The second is to become a hot pig! "Next to the three roommates each carrying a thermos bottle, steaming out.
Wood despondently left the girls' dormitory amid the laughter of hundreds of people.
In the evening, I asked Wood what he thought. Wooden muffled voice: "The overbearing president's move is useless, but it cost me 100 yuan!" .
2
Next Monday, another exciting news came from the school. After class, Wood stopped Yu Qi on his way back to the dormitory and gave her a bunch of flowers in public. It is said that although Yu Qi still has a beautiful face, she accepted the flowers generously.
I am curious to ask Wood if this really happened. Wood said quietly, "Yes!" I asked Yu Qi what he said to him after receiving the flowers. Wood replied, and Yu Qi only said one word. What word should I ask? Wood looked at me for a while and said softly, "get out!" " "
I scolded angrily, how can you be ungrateful? I care about you and want to help you analyze. How can you scold me? Wood looked at me with empty eyes and sighed for a long time. She told me to "get out!"
The next night, Wood volunteered to tell me that Yu Qi received his flowers again today. I asked him if Yu Qi told him to "get out!" Wood replied that she said one more word today than yesterday! I quickly asked her what she said. Wood shook his head and said gloomily, she told me to fuck off!
On the third day, according to the students who witnessed the scene, Yu Qi still accepted Woodenhead's flowers without changing color, but the cold words became three words: "Go away!"
I'm starting to feel a little wronged. Yu Qi, since you don't want to accept Wood's courtship, why do you want to accept his flowers? Since you have accepted his flowers, why only add one word every day? Can't you do it one week at a time: "Leave me alone!" "Sunday is the traditional Valentine's Day in China, just one week from Monday!
I went home on business from Thursday to Saturday and didn't know about Wood's courtship feat. On Sunday night, Wood went back to school and slept on his desk. I pulled him up rudely, and the wooden eyes were red, as if I had just cried. I asked eagerly how it was going. Wood sighed deeply and said, "She said seven words today." My heart thumped, and I suddenly felt that I was the reincarnation of the jade emperor, that is, the golden mouth and jade teeth! I immediately asked, "Which seven words?" Wood answered me with tears: "I already have a boyfriend!" " "
Shit! Lao Tzu is not the Jade Emperor! I fought back the great disappointment that flooded my mind and asked, "Where are the flowers? She also accepted it? " Wood said, "Hmm!" I said angrily, "how can he accept your flowers instead of your love?" Too much! " Go, go find her and come back! "
Wood stared at me with empty eyes, looked loveless and murmured, "Let her sell the flowers!" " She said that the flowers these days are valuable, just enough to buy a watch for her boyfriend! "
I was so angry that I almost hit my head against the wall that I had to ask him how much the idea of sending flowers cost him. Wood replied shyly, "I didn't spend money." I packed a month's class notes! " "
This time, I really hit my head against the wall. After the fight, I covered my head and scolded him severely: "You stupid donkey, why didn't you find me for such a good thing!" "
three
Yu Qi's boyfriend is a long-legged brother in the literature department. It is said that this brother is also very rich and often wipes his ass with the money in his pocket.
He embraced Yu Qi intimately and swaggered through the city to show off his pride and resentment. I think he is shameless. Don't you know the truth that men and women don't kiss?
My roommate Jiang Yu gnashed her teeth and said, "What's the big deal about that dog man? It's just that his legs are longer than mine, his face is whiter than mine, his grades are better than mine, and the paper for wiping his ass is harder than mine. Besides, what could be better than me? Yu Qi is really blind. "
My roommate Hu Zhou said leisurely, "It seems that the Jade Emperor doesn't give enough money to fairies every month, which makes divines so tacky, but now I feel very at ease. It is not uncommon for such a frivolous material woman to post it to me! "
I know that my roommates are fighting for wood, and I also know that a simple wooden head won't understand the kindness of my roommates, but I really didn't expect that wood would "bite Lv Dongbin like a dog" to the point of madness.
He jumped out of bed and died in bed. Without saying anything, he punched Hu Zhou directly in the face, and the two men scuffled instantly. I've never seen wood so crazy. Hu Zhou, a tall and strong basketball player, was pinned down. His fist rained down on Hu Zhou, and his face turned red and purple in an instant, just like the soy sauce, pepper and bean paste in the kitchen were knocked over.
He was beaten in the hospital for a week, and Mu was punished by the school. The dean forcibly transferred him to the dormitory of the Foreign Languages Department, and clearly warned that if Mu pestered or fought again, he would be expelled immediately!
After that incident, Yu Qi took the initiative to find the square wood once. I don't know what Yu Qi said to the wood. Anyway, the wood has been completely calm since then. He began to study hard in the library every day. In the final exam, Mu actually got the first place in his class, far ahead of his classmates who were the first in the daytime.
During the day, the students looked up at the sky and sighed, "Yu Qi, Yu Qi, you are killing me!" " "
I was glad that the prodigal son had returned, but this joy didn't last long. Less than a month after the start of the new semester, my joy immediately turned into sadness.
four
Wood was expelled from school!
A week before this, Yu Qi found out that the students of literature department cheated openly, so the official announced that she broke up with him. Less than two days after breaking up, it was rumored on campus that "Yu Qi is just an upper-body woman, useless!" The news came out and the school was in an uproar.
On the fourth night after Yu Qi broke up, I was eating in the canteen. Suddenly, I found many people rushing past the canteen door. Some people are still shouting in excitement and fear: "Someone is dead, and someone is going to die soon!" "
I followed the crowd to the football field near the canteen, only to find that Wood was chasing an adult man with a wooden stick. The man's right shoe had already been thrown away, but even so, he ran around the football field desperately for fear of being killed by the last stick of wood. Red eyes were everywhere in the Woods, and his hair stood on end. He shouted hoarsely while chasing, "You son of a bitch, shameless thing, I'll kill you!" " "
This is the second time I have known Wood for two years that I have seen him angry, and it is also the first time that I have seen him so crazy. I can't help shivering when I think about it many years later. When I saw that the man he was chasing was the ex-boyfriend of Qi Yuwen Department, I understood everything. This spoony donkey is fighting for Yu Qi!
The school didn't let the wood go again. Two weeks later, he packed his bags and left our school. Before leaving, I asked Wood, "Is it worth it?" Wood calmly answered me: "it's worth it, even if you don't read this book!" " At that moment, I suddenly burst into tears. I don't know if it's for Wood's departure or for his calm words.
I heard that Yu Qi was looking for wood the night before, and they talked for about an hour with the dormitory door closed. According to the students who witnessed the incident, Yu Qi's eyes were red when he left, as if he had cried.
Later, when I graduated as an intern, Yu Qi and I were in a group. At the end of the internship, I asked her, "Remember wood?" Yu Qi answered me coldly: "I don't remember what wood and stone are!" " "
I hate Yu Qi! But I hate wood that is stupid enough to work hard for her!
five
20 14 A classmate told me that Mu teaches at a university in Beijing. It is said that he is also the youngest associate professor in the school, and his name seems quite loud.
I don't understand how Mu became a famous professor. Does it mean that teaching and educating people are all words and deeds? He can teach students well with a thunderous personality. He can say, "learn, learn, learn, and then calculate after learning!" " Do it! I really don't understand. I found myself so stupid that I couldn't think of such a simple question. It seems that I should go home and herd cattle.
But when I saw the wood again, I found myself all wet. The world is always changing.
20 15 went to Beijing on business, and Mu invited me to eat and drink.
Wood is completely like a different person, with clear logic, quick thinking and humorous speech. It's still the wood that takes eight times to make it clear!
I asked the wood, how did it change from reticence to this? Wood answered with a smile, from practice. Every day, besides studying and working, I always talk to myself in front of the mirror. If I practice more, it will become like this.
I asked, is it for Yu Qi? Wood looked up and drank a glass of wine and said frankly, "Yes, Yu Qi told her roommate that she didn't like me because I didn't speak fluently, so I had to practice hard for it."
My eyes are a little wet, and I can't speak when I look at the wood for a long time. Wood calmly drank another glass of wine: "The reason why I studied hard later was because of the rain." I opened my already slightly drunk eyes and looked at him in disbelief. Wood said with a smile, "after the fight with Hu Zhou, Yu Qi came to me. She told me to study hard and stop thinking. "
The wine in my mouth almost came out. It turns out that wood is really a piece of wood. He only understood the first half of Yu Qi's sentence, and others had the second half of the sentence "Stop dreaming". I forced myself to hold back the ridicule in my heart and said with a smile, "She told you to study hard, so you should study hard. What would you do if he told you to die? " .
Wood seriously tunnel: "if she really let me die, it is estimated that you can't see me now!" " "I was shocked and touched my chest." Fortunately, she didn't let you die, otherwise I would have to pay for dinner in Beijing today. "Wood said seriously," a big deal to buy a bill! You know, if Yu Qi wants to come to Beijing, I can buy her a lifetime bill. "After that, his eyes were a little blurred and he kept staring out of the window.
I asked softly for a long time, "Are you still thinking about her?" Wood turned around and looked at me for a few seconds, then nodded solemnly, as pious and firm as a nun praying to God. The hatred that has been buried in my heart for more than ten years is slowly pouring out, and every word is like a prank: "You know, Yu Qi later told me that she can't remember you at all, you stupid donkey!" Wood ignored my sarcasm and bowed his head and said, "She hates me, but I'm sorry for her!" " "
My hand holding the cup froze in the air, and an idea suddenly appeared in my mind. So I am the stupid donkey!
six
The following year, I went to Yuqi, and Yuqi came to me with curly hair. Time did not leave the slightest mark on her face, but added a lot of exciting charm.
Half drunk, I talked about the recent situation of wood. Yu Qi didn't interrupt me. She listened quietly for a long time, then stretched out long white fingers and stroked her long hair. She said slowly, "This bastard seems to be living well now!"
My heart thumped, and I remembered the words of Wood: "She hates me, but I'm sorry for her!" " "
Yu Qi's words confirmed that she and Wood must have had stories that we didn't know later. I pressed wood in Beijing that night, and he didn't say a word.
I pretended to sigh and said in a weak voice, "Wood says he still misses you!" " Yu Qi smiled coldly: "He will still miss me." . I am second-hand. He will still miss me. This bastard, bastard, he is a heartless wood! "Words, eyes began to shine.
I slowly learned the story from Yu Qi's choked words.
The day before Mu left school, I went to his dormitory to find him. Roommates make excuses to leave them alone.
Yu Qi said directly, "Can I be your girlfriend?" Wood stayed at that time and didn't speak for a long time. Yu Qi said, "I'm serious. Don't you love me? Then we will be together, but you have to promise that you will only love me and work hard for me all your life. " The wood never spoke. Yu Qi looked at him for a long time and then said, "Say something, yes or no!" There is already a coquetry in the words, and I am absolutely sure to become a wooden girlfriend. She just thinks that Woodenhead has been slow, and may be carried away by happiness, and she hasn't had time to react.
But what she didn't expect was that the wood jumped up directly and blurted out: "No!" "Yu Qi startled, spat," why! Why not! Don't you love me? " Wood said, "that was before, but now I don't like it." Yu Qi looked into the square wood's eyes, and her heart began to feel a little empty. She asked softly, "Why?" Wood bowed his head and said in a muffled voice, "because you are already second-hand! " "
Yu Qi doesn't know how she left the boys' dormitory. She didn't expect that she would bring shame to herself in such a condescending trip. She didn't expect that her love only a few months later became a second-hand thing in the eyes of men. She thinks that Wood may really believe the rumor of the senior researcher in the literature department. She suddenly felt that the whole world was mocking and laughing at her.
I interrupted Yu Qi and comforted her softly: "Maybe Wood felt that he was expelled from school and could not give you a stable and beautiful life in the future, so he was angry with you on purpose."
Yu Qi wiped her tears with a tissue and said bitterly, "This bastard is serious." After calming down, she went on to say, "I went to see him again after he was re-admitted to another university." He refused me for the same reason as before, and then I really believed that I was worthless second-hand goods in his eyes. " Yu Qi said, and raised the glass of wine and gulped it down. Tears on her face could not help but slide over her delicate face.
I began to hate wood, hacked his mobile phone WeChat on the spot, and decided to ignore this donkey from now on.
But when I woke up, I suddenly had doubts. If that's what Yu Qi said, why did Wood say he was still thinking about Yu Qi?
seven
20 17, I heard that wood went to America.
I think wood should start a new life, it must be a brilliant life, and there must be no shadow of rain in that life.
In the autumn of 20 19, I received a strange phone call, it was wood! Wood returned to his long-lost city, and a few years later we sat together again.
Sitting in a bar by the lake, watching the moonlight shining on the sparkling lake, I kept suppressing my anger that I was about to burn at any time, but said with a straight face, didn't you go to America? How did you come back from the dead? Wood ha ha smiled a few times and said, I don't like steak and hamburgers, and I want to come back for kung pao chicken and Sichuan pork.
I was silent for a few seconds and continued to look at the lake with a cold face. Wood suddenly asked, "Why did you hack my phone and WeChat? I have to find a new mobile phone to call you. "
The fire in my heart was lit, and I scolded, "Why? Because you are a devil wears Prada, and because you are an ass, why did you say that from the beginning? You are fucking second-hand, and your whole family is second-hand. Why didn't you die in America? Why did you come back? You fucking heartless wood! "
Wood instantly understood the ins and outs of the matter, and his eyes suddenly became red. He sighed and said, "It seems that you know everything. Didn't I have no choice then? You should understand. " I didn't good the spirit tunnel: "I don't understand a fart. I understand what you said when you were just fired, but why did you hurt Yu Qi when she came to see you again? "
Wood was silent for a few minutes. Finally, he seems to have made up his mind and wiped away the tears that seeped quietly. The vocal cords choked and said, "When she came to me, my father had just died for a month, and my mother and sister were waiting for me to work and support. What if I don't hurt her and let her help me foster my mother and sister? " Then he turned and looked out.
I suddenly felt sad in my heart and put my arm around his shoulder: "Then why don't you go to Yu Qi after you have a good life?" Wood turned his head and quickly replied, "I went to Yu Qi as soon as I got a foothold in Beijing, but she is married, so I can't disturb her happiness."
I understand everything. It turns out that Wood has a heart. His heart is not only worried about his mother and sister, but also worried about Yu Qi's happiness.
Let the person you love be happy, that is the purest love!
eight
Wood, call again, has been replaced by the rain yee's phone number of the city.
I asked Wood if he had given up his job in Beijing. Wood replied, "Hmm!" I then asked, what are you doing now? Mu said that teaching in a local middle school and watching the students study hard every day are very practical. I said, are you going to give up your bright future like this, a professor from a famous university? Wood replied, what is a bright future? Now I think the future of students is my bright future.
I was silent for a while and asked, "Have you seen Yu Qi?" Wood was silent for a while on the other end of the phone, and then said easily, "Yes, I saw it from a distance!" " "
One person, one city, wait for a lifetime! Wood is still the donkey that can't be pulled back even if you set a goal!
I finally understand now that there is no heart, and his heart grows in the deepest place!