1, the head teacher of high school is Mediterranean. Once, when the geography teacher was talking about acid rain, he suddenly told us that young people should not think that walking in the rain is romantic, not to mention the teacher didn't remind you that your head teacher pursued romance when he was young and often walked in the rain. Now his head has become so barren. ......
On one occasion, when the university criminal law teacher was talking about the marriage law, he suddenly solemnly warned us that it was useless to work hard by one person, such as falling in love and getting married, which was a matter for two people.
In the criminal law class, the teacher told us that it is risky to engage in criminal law. If you are not careful, you may go in. After entering the society, there are many ways to go. You should choose carefully. If you like it, you must stick to it. If you go in, you may find your classmates.
Our excellent teacher taught us how to find a seat in the university library. First of all, he wrote on a piece of paper: classmate, I like you for a long time and hope to be with you. Then find a seat for the soft girl and hand in the prepared note. If the girls pack up and leave at once, then you will have a seat soon. If a girl blushes and smiles at you, congratulations. What are you looking at?
The physics teacher in junior high school is the head teacher and likes to scold us very much. After a unified examination, he began to curse when he was studying in the evening, saying, "It is better for parents to raise pigs than to raise you." Then he began to calculate how much money pigs can earn a year, and finally came to the conclusion that "we are not as good as pigs, and pigs are more valuable than us ..."
6. The junior high school Chinese teacher taught us to catch mosquitoes, saying that if you feel that mosquitoes are biting your arm, then if you pat it with your hand, it will be empty in nine cases, and it will continue to bite you in turn. The correct way is to pretend not to see it, and then suddenly tighten the muscles when it is not paying attention, so that the mosquito will be immobilized by the needle sticking into your meat, and then you can bully it at will.
7. In an English class in high school, the teacher taught us how to spell the word "timetable". She said the word looks complicated, but it is easy to write and easy to remember. Just add the pinyin of "traffic jam" after S.
8. In the plant physiology class at the university, when the teacher talked about "colchicine", he suddenly said, "It is impossible to find out how to kill people with this kind of thing." At that time, there happened to be news that a college student killed several roommates with a hammer, and the noisy classroom immediately became silent. Finally, he said, "There are many similar substances in the laboratory of our school, so students must be careful when doing experiments ..."
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I remember in junior high school.
1985, I am in the third grade of my father's school. The school is located between two mountains, long and narrow in the middle, surrounded by almost all paddy fields except a hairy road leading to the outside.
The school is small, with a teaching building and a dormitory building, with more than 300 students in six classes in three grades. There are not many teachers. Just say 10.
The class teacher surnamed Huang, a teenager, looks eighteen or nineteen years old, and just graduated from the normal school less than two years ago; Wearing a pair of glasses, it is estimated that it will not be less than 500 degrees; It was fun. In addition to being more serious in class, I basically mix with my classmates after class. I can do everything from table tennis to basketball to badminton.
I am very young. I'm only 1.42 meters in grade three. I'm not bad. I always win the first place. My teacher likes me very much because of my father.
Seven or eight times a year, harvesting early rice and planting late rice in rural areas is called double robbing. Double robbing is tiring, and the rural labor force is insufficient, so when double robbing, the school usually takes a week off to go home and help harvest.
About a month after sowing the late rice seedlings, the seedlings were not harvested, the fields were sparse, and the weather was sultry in summer. At night, many loaches and eels will swim out to enjoy the cool, or hide in the ridge, or Shimada Hanzo will be in the seedling.
Suddenly, one day, like Saturday, I was going home. On the way, Miss Huang suddenly stopped me. The thief looked at me with a wry smile. Don't go home. I'll take you fishing tonight. I couldn't say anything, but I was dragged back.
Tie fish, the saying of rural hometown, is loach and eel that go to the rice field to enjoy the cool at night.
Basic tools:
(1) Zhazha. It is an iron bar with a wooden handle on it. The wooden handle should not be too short, too short to tie fish, nor too long, which is inconvenient to operate. A meter or so is just right.
Two torches. Wrap a ball of cotton wool with thick iron wire, pour kerosene and light the fire.
③ Kerosene barrel. Go out and pour half a bucket, and then refuel when the torch is almost burned.
(4) fish basket. If you have a fish, put it in the basket.
⑤ Sometimes, I bring a flashlight, and the basket bearer walks behind, so I can't see the road clearly. It is used for lighting.
I don't know when the teacher brought these from home, which made me almost dance with excitement.
Finally, it got dark. At seven or eight o'clock, the teacher held a flashlight in his left hand and an iron bar in his right hand. I set off with a kerosene bucket and a basket.
The nights in July and August are very refreshing and breezy, and the cries of frogs and various small insects in the field are also very long.
It is those sharp eyes that pay attention to fish. Misgurnus anguillicaudatus and Monopterus albus have strong camouflage ability. Some hide in the grass beside the ridge, some hide under the seedlings, and some only lean out half their heads for air and bury themselves in the mud. There are many weeds in the field, and there are straw left over after early rice harvest. If it weren't for the sharp eyes, you wouldn't see many fish at all.
Fish are afraid of light, and when they are illuminated by torches at night, they suddenly feel dizzy and can't react. At this time, it is necessary to start quickly and accurately, and fight when the fish has not recovered.
Teacher Huang is an old hand. Although he wears 500-degree glasses, his eyes are as good as mine, and his hand movements are quite elegant.
Instead, I followed, picking up fish for a while, adding kerosene for a while, and carefully searching in the middle of the field to see if there were any loaches and eels missing. I am in a hurry.
In less than two hours, the basket became very heavy, estimated to weigh two or three pounds. The teacher is a little tired and ready to go back.
On the way back, I pestered the teacher to let me try. Fishing is a technical job. I thought it was easy. I started with my own hand, and I clearly saw a dive, but it was far or near, or tied to a haystack. When the fish was frightened, it stopped. I regretted it for a while.
I'm starting to feel it. From the initial ten tied to nine empty, to two or three tied, when I returned to school, I actually tied a small half catty.
An exciting night. The next day, the teacher sent some fish to another teacher, and all the rest were treated in the canteen. At noon, I called several teachers who stayed at school, and I gave them a good rub.
I feel that this is the most delicious fish I have ever eaten in my life. It tastes delicious and has an endless aftertaste.
Later, when I had the opportunity, I pestered my teacher and took me out to play several times. I tied a lot, and gradually became a master. The most time, I tied fish from beginning to end, and I also tied more than three kilograms.
However, no matter how you eat it, it is not as fragrant as the first time you tied it with your teacher.
Decades have passed, and double-cropping rice in rural areas is much less. Less fish, smaller head. Every time I go back to my hometown and see young people dangling in the fields with electric fish machines on their backs, I think of that night when I was reading and fishing. Miss Huang, are you all right?
I don't know if there are any people fishing at night now, it is estimated that there are fewer. There should not be many people with ancient iron bars.
An era, a story, a history.
Miss!
Senior high school chemistry teachers always teach us some practical chemistry knowledge and often inspire us with their own little things: \r
"On one occasion, my husband's foot was scratched. I got some hydrogen peroxide from the lab to soak his feet. In less than a week, his foot was healed. You know, this is because hydrogen peroxide has a disinfection effect. " \r
"Generally speaking, acids can dissolve metal oxides. Last time I found that the iron railing at home was a little rusty, I diluted it with hydrochloric acid in the laboratory and washed it. The result was very good, and the rust was washed away at once. " \r
"In the past, the child had a high fever in the middle of the night, and the family panicked. I put alcohol on the child's forehead and stomach respectively, and it will be much better after a while. This is because alcohol is particularly volatile and will take away a lot of heat. ' \r
In fact, these little knowledge did not leave a particularly deep impression on our minds, but since then, the whole class has known that the teacher often steals from the laboratory.