Problem description:

We should climb with real kung fu like Ling Weifeng, Lv Siniang, Tang Xiaolan and Feng Ying in Liang Yusheng's novels.

Please state your name. There better be a reason. Thank you.

Analysis:

Since there have been precedents for ordinary people to climb Mount Everest before, as long as they have certain mountaineering knowledge, physical strength and equipment, plus some perseverance and luck, climbing Mount Everest does not require any clever efforts. Therefore, if the conditions are relaxed, as long as comrades with consumption ghosts are excluded, our Jianghu comrades will conquer Mount Everest just around the corner! Emond Hillary, Fujimori Yoko, George Mallory, Fuzhou, Kampot and Qu will not be allowed to excel in beauty! Perhaps our Jianghu comrades won the glory for China's conquest of Mount Everest as early as a certain day! Just because it was too cold, I didn't wear a pair of underwear on the peak to prove that XXX was here. Because the list of candidates is too long, I'm afraid I can't audition alone (unfortunately, I'm fifty-two, and I'm very short of one, so I won't be awarded an award). ), so I only selected the top five versions of "Jianghu people I like to bring when I climb Mount Everest".

First of all, let's take a look at the conditions needed to climb Mount Everest:

1, good physical strength.

2. Cold tolerance.

3, not stupid enough to forget to bring food to eat snow. (later)

2. Experience in climbing snow-capped mountains is preferred.

So, this list is obvious (as if it were a derogatory term ~):

1, bearded Faye Wong, Pei Hu for short. Afraid of not being chosen, the fox added the word "Snow Mountain" before its name. Actually, don't worry at all. Do you think I can't find you if I hide? It's no use. You are such a cool man. No matter where you are, you shine like a firefly in the dark. Your melancholy eyes, black beard, miraculous knife work and that glass of dry martini all fascinated me deeply. But although you are excellent, you have rules, no matter what. ...

2. Zhang Gongzi (the name of Xiyuan Gongzi is Wuji, and the name of Nanguo Jiaren is Mochow, both of which are used by Laojin ~) grew up in the Ice and Fire SPA Body Center, so he was chosen for a simple reason. He is an authentic magic weapon of Jiuyang, and cold resistance is hard to find; Experience in living in extremely cold places (ice and fire SPA beauty and body building center); Even the soldiers in Tsing Yi admire the lightness of the ladder. Tai Chi Chuan and Gan Kun embezzled public funds (deliberately mistyped) and went down the mountain to save people (also practiced in the tower); More importantly, he is definitely the best candidate for our team doctor! I have good physical strength, high medical skills, no shelf and medical ethics, much better than that (I am now wearing the name of a doctor). It's good to be a mountaineer with Zhang Wuji ~ and it's not good for one person, it's good for me and him ~

3. If you remember Liancheng, you won't forget Di Yun, a field survival expert (nonsense, he is the protagonist! Don't read it if he forgets! He had the experience of being trapped in a snowy mountain with others. He not only survived, but also took a young lady alive and finally returned to live in the snowy mountain. He is definitely the backbone of the team! However, due to his lack of self-confidence, I decided to give him a set of "I am Strong" by Comrade Ceng Shiqiang and repeat it for him 500 times before he climbed the mountain with the team.

Another experienced comrade is a physically and mentally disabled comrade. His book six bodies are not satisfied (why six bodies? Think for yourself) won the first place in the book sales ranking edition that year. His fans range from dignitaries (General Wang) to traffickers (a group of people who killed their sons and raised animals), and he is ~ ~ ~ ~. He also spent a long time on the snowy mountain with Ouyang (I don't know, going to shoot a sculpture), the super male voice winner of the Peach Blossom Island Cup, and learned to eat centipedes as lobsters. I think, with Di Yun, Zhang Wuji shooting birds, Pei Hu catching rabbits (Lao Yang can also help), and Lao Yang's extra meals, we will never go hungry! (Audience asks: Won't you bring dry food? I replied: Is it free to buy dry food? Do you think we are rich? Audience: dizzy! )

5, the fifth person who has received much attention! Who is he? Is it a stone break with outstanding internal strength on a Chinese odyssey? Don't! (He is the type that eats snow) Is he a Tsing Yi soldier with excellent flying skills? Don't! (Later he froze himself ~) Is it the most beautiful fragrant princess? Hey, what are you thinking? ) or not! He is our Comrade Wei Xiaobao! Why? Why not? He is our sponsor of this activity. (Audience asks: Then why don't you even have money to buy dry food? I said: Zhang Wuji and I are corrupt ... mind your own business anyway ~) He really knows nothing, but as our big sponsor, we have to carry him up the mountain even if we carry him!