One,

Today is the ninth day of internship, and I lost my mobile phone. Because I didn't get a call from the big boss, I was called to the office and scolded for a long time He said:

I've met many freshmen, and it's rare to be as stupid as you! If you lose your mobile phone today, will you lose your company documents tomorrow? .

Blblb. Half an hour.

After returning to my seat, my colleague Xiao Zhao sympathized with me.

I also think he makes a mountain out of a molehill. But I can't. Among the interns who joined the company this time, I am the most unpopular one.

Not long after, his secretary called me again and asked me to go to the boss's office.

I think he is addicted to scolding, so when I came in, I thought, if he scolds me again, I will be angry. It's an internship anyway, and it's a big deal.

Quit.

Instead of scolding me, he gave me a new mobile phone.

Still smelly face, a fierce look:. Lose your cell phone again and you'll be fired immediately! Losing your mobile phone has something to do with being fired.

What does it matter?

I still think he is making a mountain out of a molehill.

Second,

I found my mobile phone and I don't know when it fell into the gap behind the sofa cushion in the living room. Rush to the bathtub with your cell phone.

The room, as a result, did not offer a good word.

People said without even raising their eyelids, "You are the only one who forgets things all day. How embarrassing! " ! .

I'm really angry, really.

So he said he was very unhappy that you slept in the study tonight, and that he didn't sleep in the study.

He was secretly pleased, and as a result, he slowly added:. I sleep in the guest room. .

Third,

Mo Shaoqian is a villain! Make trouble; Amazing; excellent

He said that he slept in the guest room last night, but he didn't say that I had to sleep in the guest room with him.

He said, can't you be conscious if you don't talk? What did you promise me when you got married? Where I am, you have to be there.

In the sea/sea

Did I say yes?

Why don't you remember anything?

Fourth,

Xiao Zhao chatted with me at lunch. She heard that the boss got married. Xiao Zhao said enviously, I don't know what it's like.

God, we can take care of our boss! .

I said it was definitely not a fairy.

Xiao Zhao stared at me and said, It can't be a pig like you.

Since I returned to China, I have always eaten in the wind. Every time Yueying satirizes me, saying that you really don't look like you came back from America.

Just like coming back from Africa. Xiao Zhao eats with me every day. She thinks I taste like a pig.

Xiao Zhao asked me again, what do you say the boss's wife usually calls the boss, Shao Qian? Modesty? Think how sweet it is! Of course. Here you are.

Call him affectionately.

Sweet what!

I usually call him an animal.

Five,

When the boss was on a business trip, he brought our immediate superior with him, and everyone secretly fished. Xiao Zhao and I were stealing food in Xin Kai. Suddenly,

But my cell phone rang.

Stealing food again? .

Don't! .

Nonsense, your photos in Kaixin.com have been shown. .

Nonsense, your photos in Kaixin.com have been shown. .

I was scared. When I got off the line, I called Xiao Zhao and told him to quit.

After the evacuation, Xiao Zhao asked me who found us.

I blurted out that it was my husband.

Xiao Zhao said he was not afraid of anything. Does your husband still care about your fishing in the company? I thought about it and I was right, so he swaggered up and framed people.

Ginseng.

Six,

Xiao Zhao asked me why I got married as soon as I graduated from college. Isn't that person particularly nice?

I summed it up carefully.

He has a bad temper and always puts on a bad face, treating me like a three-year-old and disrespecting me. Very stingy, occasionally answer the phone of male students.

Will beat about the bush, never go shopping with me, and always criticize me for not being the host when signing the bill every month. Don't think I am stupid.

I stayed abroad to study for my master's degree. He always has the final say at home, and I am never allowed to call myself his wife in front of his colleagues.

Xiao Zhao was shocked and asked, "What do you see from this painting?" ?

I've thought about it for a long time, and I have to say that I like him to make money.

Seven,

Xiao Zhao's big mouth, all colleagues in the company know that my husband is a JP, and finally the wind finally reached someone's ear.

I couldn't get up for work the next day, and I was late, so the attendance award was naturally ruined.

Xiao Zhao comforted me and said that it doesn't matter, the boss was late today.

But he doesn't have to attend work!

eight

I am very happy to get my first month's salary. Xiao Zhao and I went shopping. I bought a tie after a long walk, which was very expensive.

It happens that I get a month's salary.

The next day, Xiao Zhao said with a intoxicated face that the boss was the most tasteful person she had ever met. Then praise my good eye, for my husband.

Buy a tie exactly like the boss's tie today.

Xiao Zhao added that the boss was in a good mood and radiant today, and he was still smiling when he got out of the elevator. He laughed once a million years, and everyone laughed.

I am flattered.

I can't laugh. A month's salary, buy his old man a smile. A thousand dollars for a smile.

Nine,

Our department organizes activities to sing KTV and can bring family members.

Everyone with family brought their family, but I didn't. Xiao Zhao also asked me if I had a quarrel with my family, and I said they were working overtime.

Halfway through the song, he received a phone call and asked, shall I pick you up or the driver pick you up? .

I told him gloatingly that I had to take a taxi back because he wanted it.

While competing with Xiao Zhao for a taxi home, Xiao Zhao suddenly pointed to the rearview mirror in surprise. Look! Boss's car! .

Xiao Zhao said that night was her happiest night, because the boss's car followed us all the way.

Ten,

Sister Sun is pregnant, and everyone takes special care of her.

I met my boss at the copier. He brought his own documents to make copies.

So I flattered him and listed the inconvenience of pregnancy.

After talking for a long time, he was indifferent. Finally, he took the document in my hand and copied it. Then he said:

Even if you talk nonsense, we must have children next year at the latest. .

Shit! What a world!

I cann't believe I'm greedy to watch others have children.

Eleven,

On my birthday, my colleagues clubbed together to buy me a cake, flowers and a plush toy.

I'm glad to go home with flowers and toys.

Someone gave me nothing.

I think he is really stingy and vindictive.

I gave him a dozen of those things because of his birthday last time.

Twelve,

Finally someone gave me a birthday present.

I cried when I watched the gift being given away for nothing.

He gave me the surveillance video of the airport.

In the video, I cried with my mobile phone.

He is standing behind the window.

I never knew that at that time, he also cried.

The life of the beast and me is sweet.

One day, I enviously told someone that a girl had a birthday, and her boyfriend put it in her Taobao favorites.

I bought everything for her. I say this for a purpose, of course, because there are countless lovely ones in my Taobao favorites.

Gadget, after that, I am eagerly waiting for my birthday to receive gifts. As a result, birthdays are sent from early to late.

I didn't receive them. Finally, I went to Taobao in a rage and saw that everything I liked was emptied, and there was instant glue on the corner of the display.

The sticker says. Cherish life and stay away from Taobao. The handwriting is the same as that of his signature on the document ...19989.999999989887 ..

I tried my best to keep the collection records for three months .. Mo Shaoqian, I'm not finished with you!

Second, Xiao Zhao comforted me that men are just like children sometimes. What do you care about with kids? At least he'll give you a ride.

Birthday present, isn't it? Although the gift is a bit vulgar, it is Alibaba's stock. Now you are a shareholder of Taobao.

Why care about Taobao favorites? I won't say anything when I mention this, because this is well-founded Want to learn on a whim.

In stock trading, someone beat me and gave me his stockbroker. As a result, under the guidance of professionals, I also lost one.

Confused. The so-called stock trading has become a shareholder .. Finally, someone helped me liquidate my position, and all the poor funds left were replaced by him.

Alibaba shares. Is this a birthday present? This is obviously ironic!

Third, I sold all the shares in Alibaba and bought all the shares in Tencent with the money I saved.

The stockbroker asked, Mrs. Mo, why? I gave him a blank look and didn't even understand this? Of course, it is because Ma Hua Teng is longer than Ma Yun.

Handsome! I was intoxicated and said that it would be nice if I were the major shareholder of Tencent one day, so that I could see it when I opened the board meeting.

Mark. Mo Shaoqian transferred a bunch of stocks to my name in June+10, 5438. At first, I was quite happy. Who doesn't like it?

Happy money! By the time of 65438+February, I was finally unhappy. I'm a major shareholder and a non-executive director, so I'm going to Hong Kong to hold a board meeting.

Things will. This kind of thing is simply boring in the board of directors. It's okay to face Mo Shaoqian at home and go to jail in the conference room.

He drove for eight hours, and I almost cried. On the third day, I couldn't bear it, saying that I would never go to the board meeting again tomorrow.

I'm not gonna die. Finally, someone looked at me and said, I am much more handsome than Mark. Why don't you go?

Yue Ying hates holding board meetings, but that's because her husband is very capable. Her pet phrase now is often:. the worst of it is

What? The worst thing is to marry a smart man. Make yourself look useless. Her husband is said to be a child prodigy, since childhood.

A professional manager with crooked fingers. Take care of the company affairs, including everything at home, Yue Ying said: such a person.

It's terrible. I can't find my own clothes. Ask him, he must know. Because all the clothes were bought back, he asked the domestic servant to file them.

The case entered the computer. If I asked him what to wear every morning, he immediately took the IPAD, turned out a page and handed it to me. Above no

There are only pictures of clothes, matching shoes and bags, and also indicate which locker is in which cloakroom ... Yue Ying is angry and says that he.

Manage me like a company! I patted me on the shoulder and told her: Let's elope! Yue Ying Haomai's answer: Good! private

Run! Tell that smelly man to hurry up! .

My elopement with Yue Ying lasted only one hour, and was interrupted by the sudden rainstorm in Beijing. We are trapped in the subway.

In the second line, the waterfall-like water stunned me. Finally, I gritted my teeth and rushed up, dripping on M like a drowned rat.

Yue Ying's phone rang, and she cried with it. What a weak woman. Hum, he said he would run away with me, now.

Just ask my husband to come and save me. In less than ten minutes, she saw her husband riding the wind and waves in an SUV to save him. glad

Ying pulled me into the car, but I didn't leave in anger. Mo Shaoqian didn't even call me. It's raining so hard, and he's not afraid that I really have a personal affair with someone.

Did you run away? Later, he finally called, and I said if you don't come, I'll run away with someone. He said elopement, so he put

The phone hung up. I was so angry that I almost cried. I was so angry that I ate an M-remember set meal and asked for another French fries. Wait for me to get a new one.

When the French fries came back, I found the driver waiting for me in the aisle with an umbrella. The driver said it was raining so hard that Mr. Mo's flight had to be forced to land in Tianjin.

Yes Let me pick you up. I forgot to ask when I was happy. How did he know where I was?

6. Later, I asked Mo Shaoqian how he knew where I was. He casually said that it was Yue Ying's husband.

I called him. I am so disappointed! I thought he secretly ordered a GPS package for my mobile phone, just like the guy in the romance novel.

Function, the result was betrayed. Well, all men in the world are birds of a feather. But his relationship with Yue Ying's husband is real.

It's good. Although they don't talk much, they can't stop talking about business. They all like playing ball games and swimming. ..

They often go together, and they also have a cooperation project, and they have meetings together all day. Not at first, but then?

Come on, I can't help asking Yue Ying suspiciously, these two people won't elope, will they? Yue Ying read a lot of novels, paused, unexpectedly

However, bravely say, elope and run! In order to fulfill my true love, I am willing to be cannon fodder.

7. When I was sleeping at night, I couldn't help asking Mo Shaoqian if he would fall in love with someone else and elope with someone else. He didn't even bother to talk to me,

Turn your back on me and say that women are so troublesome that he doesn't care about the second one. It's over. I'm too lazy to talk to the second woman,

Are you really interested in men?

Give me the extra money, give it to me, hee hee ~