The price is not expensive either.
Just eating and chewing.
Really tired ......
Computers are disappointing.
Piss you off alive
If you're not worried.
Turn it off. ...
Bush: There are ways to bully Ia.
Tell me where you like it.
Bin Laden: Annan doesn't care.
Saddam Hussein: Black Whistle
Bush: Sitting on Air Force One.
Blair: I am beautiful in my heart. Smile.
Bin Laden: The presidential election is coming.
Saddam Hussein: Count the votes.
Bush: There's been a lot of trouble recently.
Blair: Biological weapons are hard to find.
Bin Laden: I heard that it will take a hundred years.
Saddam Hussein: I'd rather
Bush: Bin Laden's crime has been condemned by the whole world.
Blair: Dare to provoke the United States and Britain?
Bin Laden: Heroes don't eat short-term losses.
Saddam Hussein: I run
Bush: American and British imperialism are good.
Blair: Never stop fooling around.
Bin Laden: Slice the two of you.
Saddam Hussein: I bake.
Bush: The poker chase didn't see the king.
Blair: Help hunt down bin Laden.
Bin Laden: Enjoy the blessings in the deep mountains and deserts.
Saddam Hussein: Hide.
Walking in the street
Look at beautiful women
Here comes the sprinkler.
flee；escape ...
Entering the forum for the first time
see things in a blur
Online all day
talk nonsense ......
Fascinated by chatting.
Forget everything
Think it over
For what? ...
Since the advent of the internet.
I'm busy.
Always worried
Afraid of falling off the net ....
Go online at work.
The leader came to inspect the post.
Flustered, busy.
speed change ....
Travel all over the internet
Look back again.
Good horse and good saddle
Ride well
office automation
Let me make great progress.
You can't do it without learning.
Fear of aging .....
What three and a half good sentences.
This is about experience.
Blindly bubble nets in the future
He's an idiot ........
New Enshi forum
a little busy recently
Netizens go into battle together
turn ...
Enshi news network
Haolanglang
See three sentences and a half
Want to sing. . .
A thousand miles is predestined.
Forum on Family Affairs and National Capital
Never met, never really met.
China net link settlement company
New Enshi forum
Pull the bomb at right angles.
Proud and proud.
Crazy apartment
Good online dating talk.
Looking for the little one.
Anyway, we haven't met.
manufacture
I'm not free today
There will be firewood cutting tomorrow.
Come to my little sister's house the day after tomorrow.
Come on.
Knock gongs and drums and walk onto the stage. Let's celebrate New Year's Day with joy!
Good evening, class. Welcome to guide us. Whatever you say, don't run! I didn't have this sentence originally, but I added it after reading the post on the 20th floor. Don't throw things at me ~! )
There are many programs tonight, including talking, singing and dancing. The sketch is really funny!
Although the teacher is older than us, dancing is really awkward. what do you think? Very fashionable!
Come to school for three years, learn knowledge, and lead the front row tonight, warm!
Teachers have real feelings in lectures, students listen carefully in class and practice experiments with good operation and skills!
Although our school is small, the name of the school has changed this year, and the HKUST brand is hung in front of it, which is quite good!
Reading books, reading newspapers, tug-of-war basketball, running races, all men, women and children are involved, lively!
Welcome the Spring Festival to celebrate New Year's Day, getting better every year, and the colleges and universities are developing rapidly and proudly!
We are about to graduate, and we will keep in touch with each other. (Dang) Let's talk about how to do it!
Text message ... (four people say oh ~ ah! )
The gongs and drums are loud, which makes people laugh. On Christmas and New Year's Day, all masters and doctors come together and have fun.
Those guys who beat gongs and drums were full of energy when they knocked on the stage. What if one person is missing? I'll do it.
Good evening, class. Welcome to guide us. Whatever you say, don't run.
Let's talk about our Nannong for a while. Don't shout too much if there are similarities.
Now Nannong is really magnificent, with flowers and green grass. Everyone loves Shaw architecture. Wow.
The atmosphere of seeking truth from facts and being brave in innovation is strong. The seminar discussed round after round.
Teaching and scientific research is not simple. What kind of boss is it to catch up with topics day and night?
At the end of the year, the subsidy will be 10 thousand, and each person will eat three and a half boxes of chicken, duck and fish casually (dang! ) nonsense!
Who says our graduate life is boring? There are also many piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Let's watch it tonight.
Basketball, badminton and football field are getting stronger and stronger. Talk about our ping-pong stick.
Graduate students have no taste to go to class or not. What if no one cares about your homework? (bang! ) copy!
Tutors work hard and are tired of teaching and research mode. I really admire if there is any trouble (hey! ) hey!
There are so many graduate students in our school. Beiyuan canteen has less meat and more tigers. I am so hungry that I can't see the pot.
What should I do when cooking in the canteen? Attracting the opposite sex cannot be wrong. If you meet a master for half a spoon.
Chatting in the computer room is a speculative meeting and then asking the Iraqi side.
Everyone must have a mobile phone. Hang up as soon as the bell rings and see what phone he is looking for.
There is nowhere to sit on campus at night. There are many lovers under the moon, and none of the girls belong to me.
Beautiful MM is really a lot. They are all smart and capable. I will see my sister-in-law in two months.
Do we sound alike? I hope everyone applauds. Don't clap mercilessly.
Everyone has worked hard to prepare for tonight's get-together, and there is a good program (bang! ) retreat!
Say the same question eight times, and it's still wrong. My stomach cramps. It's really hot.
Weak schools, how can they remain weak and work wholeheartedly?
I don't usually work hard. Grasp the scalp and look at the face in the senior high school entrance examination. It is really green.
Before the new year, former students sent new year cards, and the spring breeze was so sweet.
Teachers who are not tired of asking questions and teachers who can't get down, as long as you learn, you will really teach.
Boys and girls are obsessed with boys and girls, and the senior high school entrance examination is just around the corner. It is urgent.
The street vendor blocked the door, and the students spent money without blinking. This is a land of feng shui. Really busy.
Safety education is talked about every day, always thinking that every family has one. It was really scary.
The meeting in the morning lasted only half an hour, and I squatted down pale and fragile. It's really charming.
I am in my fifties and go to bed before eight o'clock. I am really tired of reading newspapers.
It's really sour to leave this three-foot platform after teaching for more than 30 years.
Concentrate on teaching, put aside personal gains and losses, nothing to do. Look at the sky, it's so blue.
The gap between schools is a fact for many reasons. It's all my fault? That's weird.
Session after session, a few white hairs become one piece, and life is short and fast.
It is understandable that students are naughty, parents are arrogant, teachers are panicked, tears are streaming down their faces, and they really cry.
Any school is the same. Art teachers don't talk about "beauty", and the door is open. It's a mess
After graduation, all the students who can say hello to the teacher are good students. I'm not talking nonsense, I'm telling the truth.
The colder the weather, the bigger the naughty students open the window and stand out from the crowd. It's really cool.
The newly-built teaching building is bright, so don't be busy if you want to swallow our school. Honestly, it's crazy.
Too many bad students sue you and too many good students sue you. It's really annoying to be in a dilemma
Teachers' meeting reported scores, and several families were happy and worried, letting them "drink medicine." It is really bitter.
How to draw campus comics? It's really stupid to forget Rodin's sentence, "Beauty lies in discovery".
I'm going to "complain" tonight, with nine advantages and one hope. The art of talking is really unique.
Students can't read foreign languages, and teachers can't read his computer books. This is very interesting.
The headmaster has a teacher in his heart, and the teacher has a student in his heart. "Love the whole world" is true.
The headmaster has only been gone for three days, and the teacher is just like a student leaving the head teacher. It's so cool.
Who said that the new official took office with three fires? The headmaster has never let go of "fire" in recent years, and it is really prosperous.
The music teacher is quite confused, and all the students sing better than me. Self-study without a teacher is really "ok".
The better the class, the more energetic it is, and the more chaotic it is, the more annoying it is. No, class is really slow.
Evening program "Three Sentences and a Half"
1, beating gongs and drums for the Spring Festival, the four of us stood on the stage and said three and a half sentences.
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I will pay a New Year call to you. Whatever you say, don't run!
The company is in a good situation this year and has signed many contracts. The task of the whole year has been completed ahead of schedule, making money.
4. First, relying on national policies, there are many construction projects, and infrastructure is being built all over the country, which is very good.
Secondly, relying on salesmen and spare no effort in publicity, XX Company is a household name.
6. Despite the difficulties in the market, the salespeople are all macho men, and they have tried their best to promote products and sign bills.
7. The hero is the first to push XXX, and the child is smart and witty, and it is an example to complete 3 million in the whole year.
8, in fact, XX is not bad, but I dare not tell the truth. Everyone knows why. I'm afraid my wife will get a commission.
9. Everyone in the company is not simple. They work day and night. Why do they work so hard to make money?
10 technology department, indispensable, carefully designed and made contributions, but also engaged in coal gasification, very busy.
1 1, the production department, is very hard and often works overtime. No one complained after working for two days.
12, the quality inspection is not satisfactory, quality products are delivered every day, just be busy running upstairs and downstairs.
13, finance department, not simple. It is hard to say how much tens of thousands of income will be increased this year.
14, there are many administrative affairs, and the interests are mobilized to evaluate the credit. Everything is for the good of the company, don't be exhausted.
15, logistics supply is trivial, so don't say it doesn't matter, every effort is precious and not tiring.
16, after-sales service is hard, I am away all the year round, working with my wife inside and outside, and don't change my mind.
17, the company cooperates tacitly from top to bottom, makes democratic decisions, is diligent in thinking, and does things well without relying on brute force or brains.
18, Hello, shareholders, take time to give more guidance and be as grateful as Jiang Tao and BBK.
19, everyone here, listen to me, sincere wishes come to mind. A good life is sweeter than honey, so give more lucky money.
20. All the best, gentlemen. Make a fortune when you go out, and get the prize in the gift bag, especially the soap.
2 1, the lady is healthy, slim and beautiful as treasure, with sweet love, good husband and coquetry.
22. Great changes will take place in the company next year, and reform and innovation will be realized. Samsung's tomorrow will be even more brilliant.
23, the year-end bonus of 10,000 people, plus three and a half boxes of Maotai, I will be the manager, not counting.
24. Let's get together today, wash away one year's hardships and tiredness, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and self-confidence.
For today's get-together, all the staff are ready and the wonderful programs are arranged, so we retreat.
Three sentences and a half words-bitter song
The program has only been on for a while, and the four of us are standing on the stage, with gongs and drums, adding chaos!
Cocks crow, horns crow in the morning, don't go running and sleep late, finally get up, first!
It's really tiring to squeeze meals in the canteen, and the service attitude is underworld. It's really too dark to give half a steamed bread!
Six ounces of rice and three ounces of sand bite the steamed bread and lose your teeth. If the food tastes bad, you can return it, eight speakers!
The book price is soaring, the materials are expensive, the homework is heavy, and the study is tired. I have to stay up late to make up the exam.
If the classroom is dark and damp, there will be no room for seats. You can use the East Annex Building next year. It's terrible!
Middle school classes are boring and music chats and dozes off. Where's the homework? Roger that.
Teachers are hard and tired, teaching and educating people is wonderful, and I am ashamed that I didn't do well in the exam!
Eating, drinking and having fun are expensive, and food and wine are delicious. There are more than a dozen hotels on campus. It's too dark!
It says a lot about right and wrong on campus. What did the campus say after that? Society!
Killing people in a hospital is not illegal. If there is something wrong with the liver, cut the stomach. Don't walk while carrying the body. Pay the fee!
There are many section chiefs and directors. Who are people listening to? In the end, it is still not unified, and the meeting is held!
The sanitation of the station is strictly controlled, and littering will be fined. Why pay ten dollars? Tucao!
The iron rice bowl of state-owned enterprises, bankruptcy is really miserable. Let's eat a lot together, boss!
Zang Yanlong and Bao Sanniang as Three Sentences and a Half Anti-Japanese Heroes
The gongs and drums are loud. Let me tell the story of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression.
Be careful not to get distracted,
_ _ _ _ Say it.
The artillery fire in the Lugouqiao Incident,
Battlefield have been set up all over the country.
The Japanese invaded,
_ _ black heart. (Ga)
Japan is too wild,
Burning and looting are everywhere.
Rape, rape and plunder are inhuman,
_ _ is a bad wolf.
The national crisis has been faced,
The Japanese army is wild and violent.
The whole country is angry,
-Fight.
Japanese, don't be crazy,
Your foreign life is not long.
The people of China are determined,
_ _ Punish the wolf.
Xu Yi has Bao San Niang,
Follow the * * * production party wholeheartedly.
Often send messages to the anti-Japanese,
_ _ Busy.
Patriot hero Bao Niang
Author: Zang Yanlong
Ever since I became an intelligence agent,
March day and night.
This information is sent to the contact point,
_ _ Dian Mu.
Intelligence of the armed forces,
There are ambushes on both sides of the road.
The devil was beaten to flee everywhere,
_ _ whine.
The devil panicked when he was suffering.
Catch people everywhere and cast nets everywhere.
Asshole leader, traitor,
_ _ Wang Baochang.
The Japanese arrested Bao Sanniang,
San Niang is in no hurry.
How heroic it is to take risks.
_ _ Full of energy.
Demons are hard and soft,
Kill if you want, and cut if you want.
Force my third mother to pay someone.
_ _ impossible.
On the first night of the seventh lunar month,
It's gloomy under Tiantai Mountain.
A bunch of demons with knives,
_ _ is not human.
Small Japan with a human face and a beast's heart,
It's bold to raise the butcher knife.
Sanniang laughed at the execution ground,
_ _ Dedicated.
In order to get rid of the Japanese,
San Niang died heroically.
Only 33 years old,
_ _ Youth.
A strong and unyielding heroine,
Blood was widely celebrated on the roof.
Her name and spirit,
_ _ Pass it on to future generations.
The anti-Japanese story is different.
Members of the Children's League are among them.
It is raining in Zhang Ga.
Heroes.
Sixty years after the victory of the Anti-Japanese War,
Remember that the hero is in your heart.
Enriching the country and strengthening the people,
_ _ Go ahead.
Study hard, study hard,
Determined to report to the national exhibition.
Strive to build modernization,
_ _ Grow up quickly.
Three and a half sentences-God and me
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God gave me a pair of feet,
Teach me how to stand still,
But I only learned
-Run away.
God gave me a straight back,
Teach me how to persevere,
But I only learned
-Show off.
God gave me a pair of hands,
Teach me how to create,
But I only learned
-Begging.
God gave me a pair of eyes,
Teach me how to find the answer,
But I only learned
-Just a quick glance.
God gave me a brain,
Teach me how to think,
But I only learned
-Sleep.
God gave me a mouth,
Teach me how to shout slogans,
But I only learned
-Interesting.
God finally got angry,
Say:
Why are you holding what I gave you?
Always fooling around, always funny, always learning badly!
I finally got angry,
Say:
Why did you steal my ribs?
Why can't you catch women running around?
God shook his whole body violently,
-Faint ...
Three sentences and a half "kua"
Good afternoon, teachers. Guidance is welcome, no matter what you say-don't run.
I said a few and a half words today, and I don't forgive much. Our purpose is only one-to make trouble.
The new century is also a new year. Happy New Year to everyone. I'll give you a lot of money.
Today, everyone is in a good mood. Just dance first and then take a shower and ask the young lady for counseling.
It is Wu bureau that takes time out of his busy schedule. With his eyes closed and a smile on his face, he seems very popular when he walks-a tough guy.
The refreshing minister Bu, gentle and talented, on Theory of Three Represents's ideological revolution.
Handsome China is the first, and the number of white skin is the first. Don't keep the beauty method secret-patent.
Everyone in the classic is Sun Juan, gentle and has a good relationship-a lady.
The situation of the Education Commission is good this year, and a number of small leaders have been promoted. The new forces are full of energy and talent.
Be a model, take root in education for the motherland, study hard, study hard-dedication.
Education and scientific research are dominant, and both urban and rural areas should run, attend lectures and give guidance-that's great.
Teaching visual guidance is really difficult. I have to leave before dawn. I'm trembling with fear.
The teaching and research section is the most United, healthy and pure, and it is difficult to solve the problem-real iron.
The year before last, we praised "Four Flowers". These days, we praise beautiful women, but others don't praise ourselves-don't be ridiculous.
Ten beautiful women stood in front of the stage, charming and beautiful, and the imperial concubine stood by-smelly.
Huang Keqin, the chief beauty, quietly went to the United States and forgot to bring her idol Wang Qingwen-a pity.
Hua Dan, the owner of the clock, twisted the yangko. Everyone was drunk and the clothes were very avant-garde-really beautiful.
The foreign beauty is Fang Xia, who looks like a hybrid, and the computer is a melon-it's really cool.
The western beauty is Feng Ling, just like Kathleen, who is fascinated by the handsome Xu Zubing-a match made in heaven.
The rich woman is Huai Xia, her beautiful eyes are shining, and spinach is frequently sent-discharged in autumn.
The fashion beauty is Xiaoping, who keeps up with the trend and plans her best-southern tour.
The ladies in the Tang Dynasty are very rich, so it is always appropriate to wear light makeup, and there are a large group of fans-stars behind them.
Zhang Xiaosong, a talented beauty, also smiles harmoniously and never relaxes in her studies every day-admire her.
Hu Xiaoyan, a gentle beauty, never tired of taking care of her husband and educating her children. Work and family have two shoulders-virtuous.
This pure girl is called Zhou Jing, pure and elegant, and sometimes quite playful-clever.
We have worked hard to prepare for this party. Here is a good program-retreat.