2. In a dream in Jinling, Chiang Kai-shek went to a military school as a teenager. Who ran the military school at that time? Where is it? A: Yuan Shikai, in Baoding.

3. Which word will everyone mispronounce? Answer: Wrong.

4, the two are not right, three months, no knife, no one knows (type a word)? Answer: stealing

5. A bee stops on the calendar to play idioms? Answer: It's sunny.

6. There is no water in the pool and no soil on the ground (type a word)? Answer: Yes.

7. What pool can't take a bath (hit a thing)? Answer: battery

8. Open the box in the morning and close it at night. There is a mirror in the box. Hit human organs answer: eyes

9. At the crossroads, Chang 'e walks along the road (type a word) A: Hu.

10, what is the relationship between me and your father's brother's son's classmate's brother? Answer: it doesn't matter

1 1. When did the First World War happen? A: When Adam and Eve quarreled.

12. Why should we be sentenced for killing people and not for killing cockroaches? The answer is because cockroaches don't have defense lawyers.

13. Why is the king of England a woman? The answer is because British men are all gentlemen and pay attention to women first.

14. What should be hidden for secret use and then given to others secretly after use? Answer: No.

15, six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? Answer: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiaoming well.

16. When will the clock in Times Square ring? Answer: when it is time to repair.

17. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was okay? Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time.

18, Xiao Li hurt his face by drinking. When he came home, he was afraid that his wife would blame him. He went to the bathroom and put a band-aid in front of the mirror, only to be scolded by his wife the next day. Why? Answer: The wound sticks to the mirror.

19. What kind of competition does the winner get no prize and the loser gets a prize? Answer: punch in and drink.

20. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times, and then turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Next.

2 1. Why do hospitals never accept patients? Answer: Veterinary hospital

22. Why do four add up to the answer:+/=

23. When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? Answer: When going to the toilet.

24. Is black-bone chicken more powerful or white chicken more powerful? Why answer: black chickens are powerful, they can lay white eggs, and white chickens can't lay black eggs.

Everything in the world melts when it is heated, but one thing solidifies when it is heated. What is this? Answer: eggs

26. Mr Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered all over the floor. In the panic, in order to avoid quarreling, he immediately covered something with his hand. What will he cover up? Answer: Cover your wife's eyes.

27. Does this ice look like aluminum foil? A: Treading on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)

28. A glib talker, why can't he talk just by watching you smile? Answer: He is in the photo.

29. A tortoise is famous for carrying a cross (four-word idiom)? Answer: It serves you right (cross turtle). People often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices. Why? Answer: high platform diving

30. What rain will kill people? Answer: Bullets.

3 1. Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.

32. What will be the impact of canceling morning self-study? Answer: Sleep less for half an hour.

33. Why is there a hole in the ground after Dr. J does push-ups? Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand.

34. Please race the tortoise and the rabbit, and ask the pig to be the referee. Who will win the game? Answer: I can't say! The person mentioned is a pig …

35. Why do some people like to take a shower after taking a shower? Answer: Because it's disgusting to pee in the shower.

36. Mark's father answered in the city library (four-word idiom): Know the way, old horse (old horse on city map).

37. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? Answer: The new dog is still very excited to see you a year later.

38. A bear without a tail is a tail bear. What kind of bear is a bear without penis? Answer: Mama Bear.

What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: Safe Island

40. There are carp (four-word idiom) under these two pieces of ice? Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).

4 1. Is it possible that an ant really climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo? Answer: climb on the map

42. A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? A: Because he is not in the car.

43. There is a place where you can go in and out. What is this place? Answer: the grave

44. Chickens and geese take part in the 100 meter race. Chickens run faster than geese, but why do they arrive at the finish line late? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.

45. A ball and an iron ball fell from the tall building. Who landed first? Answer: iron ball

46. The bell rang in the east, but no one was in the classroom. What happened? Answer: physical education class.

47. Who is busy with work all day? Answer: a ballet dancer.

Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why? Answer: Count from one to two.

49. Who keeps eating, but never gets enough? Answer: air.

50. What can I do to make my eyebrows grow under my eyes? Answer: handstand

5 1. Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?

52. Xiao Yang's homework has always been the first in the class. Why did he fall to the third place this time? Answer: Because two people scored higher than him.

53. What kind of mountains and seas can move the answer: a sea of people.

54. What has no tongue in its mouth? Answer: teapot mouth.

55. A fool rides on Daniel. Why doesn't Daniel eat grass? Answer: Because Daniel is human.

Daming's English is very good, but some foreigners can't understand it. Why? Answer: Foreigners don't understand English.

57. Lao Wang wiped the table for a long time and still felt dirty. Why? Answer: Because Pharaoh's reading glasses are dirty.

58. Of these two bottles of flowers, one is a flower and the other is a paper flower. Please tell me which bottle is a flower? Answer: A flower with butterflies dancing on it is a flower.

59. What is the prisoner's favorite way to die? Answer: die of old age

60. There was a bird standing in the tree, and one was shot. How many birds are left? Answer: A dead bird.

6 1. Who is the most frequent person on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing? Answer: pedestrians

62. Who does the male barber dislike the most? Answer: Bald head.

63. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what about beauty? Answer: Gum.

64. How can you have your cake and eat it? Answer: Keep a bear that can only catch fish.

65. Dr J is swimming, swimming and swimming in the swimming pool. Why did the water suddenly get deeper? Answer: Someone peed.

66. What should I do if there is no one else nearby when I accidentally drown? Answer: Drink up the water.

67. What kind of bucket will never be full? Answer: the toilet

68. When taking a bath in the bathroom, should I take off my clothes or pants first? Answer: It is better to close the door first.

69. Old Man Mei, go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn

70. How can I buy eggs so as not to buy eggs that have been hatched by chickens? Answer: Buy duck eggs.

7 1, Newton hit an apple under the apple tree and discovered gravity; What will you find if you sit under a coconut tree and wait to be hit by a coconut? Answer: you will think this behavior is stupid …

72. Where did Jesus come from? Answer: the kingdom of heaven

73. Which of the 12 Zodiacs is the scariest? Answer: pig, dragon and chicken (Zhu Rongji)

74. Why are two children just right? Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial.

75. Why do snakes shed their skin? Answer: Because the skin itches.

76. Why do some people jump higher than the Paris Tower? Answer: Because the Paris Tower can't jump.

77. Why are fat people afraid of heat than thin people? Answer: Because the area of the sun is relatively large.

78. Blue knife and blue gun (guess idiom)? Answer: blue.

79. People who wear gold and silver (guess the idiom)? Answer: A blockbuster (a golden man)

80. A dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge (guess the idiom)? Answer: Never forget anything.

8 1, the mobile phone can't fall into the toilet and get wet (guess the idiom)? Answer: It's now or never (the machine must not be wet).

82. The magic soap made of pig liver and bear gall (guess the idiom)? Answer: Treat each other with courage (hepatobiliary soap)

83. On the way, it did a somersault, and then it did it again (guess idiom)? Answer: three times twice.

84. Where is the largest sweet potato in the world? Answer: In the soil.

85. What is not illegal to steal? Answer: snickering

86. What do you call a giant girl without breasts? Answer: Big Mac.

87. Which European country doesn't do wholesale business? Answer: Denmark (single sale)

88. Adi successfully hanged himself on the water line. Why? Answer: I fell to my death.

89. What can be touched if you can't see it, and it will scare people if you can't touch it? Answer: pulse

90. What mice love to be clean? Answer: environmental protection department

9 1, what can you never catch with your right hand? Answer: right hand

92. This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right. This is no different from electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this? Answer: The light is broken.

93. There is a place where you can go in and out. What is this place? Answer: the grave

94. Chickens and geese take part in the 100 meter race. Chickens run faster than geese, but why do they arrive at the finish line late? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.

95. A ball and an iron ball fell from a tall building. Who landed first? Answer: iron ball

96. The bell rings in the east, but no one is in the classroom. What happened? Answer: physical education class.

97. Who is busy with work all day? Answer: a ballet dancer.

Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why? Answer: Count from one to two.

99. Who keeps eating, but never gets enough? Answer: air.

100, is there any way to make eyebrows grow under the eyes? Answer: handstand