in the University

These rules are outrageous! 1. Go to the library secretly.

"Wow, you went to the library again. You love learning. "

"Wow, xxx is going to the library to study again. There are no people like us who don't like reading every day."

"Wow, you must have passed the exam this time."

It's really inexplicable to be ridiculed when reading a book. Learning will be different.

2. A person will be considered different.

Whether attending classes, eating, going to the toilet, watching clubs, taking part in competitions, taking part-time jobs or running, we should hold a group. It seems strange that you don't join the group, but why do you have to find someone else to do everything with?

A person who wants to pursue a better life and choose to be unsociable will always suffer from all kinds of incomprehension.

Going to dinner alone, going to the library alone, and going to class alone are not lonely, but just want to pursue a better life! Don't worry about those gossips, and enjoy your lush years slowly!

3. Mandatory requirements

Go to all kinds of boring lectures. If you don't go to them, you will have to register and be deducted. Compulsory voting, and voting every day, after voting, but also screenshots! Silence! !

4, Xueba must share exam notes, not sharing is inhuman, not arrogant. I am weak, and I am right. If you are strong, you must let me go. "You study so much?

Ok, help me copy my homework. What's the matter?

Being unconditionally nice to others will make your efforts cheaper.

If you really don't ask for anything in return, then others will think you should help them.

6. There is a fact in the university that everyone acquiesces:

In the final exam, getting 60 points depends not on your efforts, but on the efforts of the teacher.

7. There is a very strange phenomenon in the university.

Many people think that crazy textual research is what an excellent college student should do. They don't know what the exam is for, whether it is useful or not. When they see others taking the exam, they follow it, whether they need it or not. All I know is that I just follow the trend and have no ideas of my own.

Learn this today, say tomorrow is good, and finally you can't do anything well.

8. If you want to get a scholarship, you should treat people well.

Obviously, I won the scholarship by my own efforts, but I have to be forced to treat you. Please don't feel reconciled, and you are afraid that others will call you stingy and sneer at you. It was a happy thing to get a scholarship, but it turned out to be upsetting.

9. The most misnomer homework in college: group homework. Group work is well known: training students' teamwork ability, but in the end it all becomes one person's work, and "people who can do more work" becomes "people who can do all the work" and directly becomes the group leader's work. The contribution rate of team members is 0, but the team scores should be divided equally by 100%. The most unbearable thing is that when you have worked hard to finish your homework alone, you are not even as good as some students who are paddling, unwilling and helpless, and angry to explode.

10, universities must accumulate certain contacts. The so-called contacts are essentially exchange of values. If you are worthless, the relationship between the other party and you is just a good interpersonal relationship, not a connection. Just like you gave me a compliment, we have a value exchange relationship, so our relationship is personal.

1 1. It is necessary to fall in love when you go to college. In some people's eyes, it seems that a college student is not qualified if he doesn't talk about several relationships for four years. When did falling in love become the criterion for judging a college student?

12, a university is incomplete without failure. This is the most ridiculous sentence I have ever heard. You can take a closer look. Those who say these words are people who don't study hard and want to drag others into the water all day.

13, even running in college.

Are you kidding? Run for five minutes and gather for half an hour? Getting up early and running exercise also put down the spirit of attending morning classes.

14, if you don't help, you will be kidnapped by all kinds of morality.

Help your friends sit well in class, help you when you are not in class, and bring food when you go downstairs to eat. If you don't help, you will be said, "roommate, don't help?" Sharing a roommate helps you, and others can't have the right to refuse.

15, students should engage in internal bureaucracy. Do I have to write a review after retirement?

My mind is focused on how to cling to people, how to do things, holding chicken feathers as arrows and calling on my brothers and sisters to do this and that. Some departments usually do nothing themselves, but they still feel good about themselves, and bureaucracy is extremely serious. When you can't stand it and want to quit, you can hand in a handwritten review of 10 thousand words.

16, good schools take care of everything except learning, while poor schools take care of everything except learning. Check the bed, run exercises and catch thieves. There can be no rubbish in the trash can and nothing on the table. Then the problem is coming. Should there be students in the classroom?

17, self-study in the morning and evening from seven to nine.

It seems that we can urge everyone to learn, but in fact, bullies and non-learners can only drag each other down. I also play with my mobile phone carefully, so you can't even calm down when reading.

18. In universities, the distribution of resources is extremely unreasonable, and capable people can never compare with them.

People who cry. What you have worked so hard to get by your own ability, some people can easily get it just by crying and making a noise.

The more honest and easy-going people are, the more likely they are to be regarded as tool people. If you have work to do, stand aside if you don't.

19, even if there is a book on the table in the library, even if no one comes to that seat for a day, you can't just sit there. What's more, a piece of paper can occupy a seat casually, which profoundly demonstrates a famous saying: people are invincible without * *.

20. I was not allowed to take CET-4 in my freshman year, and I forgot all about English until my sophomore year. Friends with poor foundation should recite the "four-word flash" words as soon as possible, and recite the key high school low-frequency words directly according to the test frequency of the real questions, and they will soon be able to recite them in advance, recite the words repeatedly and print them in their minds.

2 1, download all kinds of bundled software.

From time to time, in the name of learning, let you pay attention to a WeChat official account and download a software. Even if it is useful, the key is that it is useless!

Can you imagine how difficult it is to run two kilometers in physical education credits, and then because of the "convulsion" of the software, do you have to say that failing to meet the standards is not an achievement?