A woman said, I'm starving. I will marry whoever invites me to dinner. God is coming: it's already a loss to invite you to dinner, and I want to marry you. Suddenly there were countless applause.

TOP2

Female basin friends are standard female men! One day I went shopping with her and met a fortune teller, even a fortune teller! The fortune teller asked for a while and said to her, Girl, you are short of water. The female basin friend said in surprise: the calculation is too accurate, and I still think that I should not be too wet at the key time! Damn it ... there's a crack! !

TOP3

Woman: Have you ever used your men's autumn trousers at the front door? M: No need! W: What's the use? Man: You can tell the difference between before and after wearing it. Female: ......

TOP4

I asked a female model to draw a portrait, and she took it off and stared at me. I felt strange and asked her: Is this the first time you have undressed in front of a man? Female model: No, but the man didn't take it off for the first time!

TOP5

Today, I came to a library and saw a girl reading a book with big breasts. God, I had a brainwave. I threw my money on the ground and said, beauty, you dropped your money. The beauty took a look and slapped me directly: roll, I want to see a dollar!

TOP6

Husky is a 2B dog. A thief entered the house. A 50 kg husky has been wagging its tail with other people's homes. When the thief left, he enthusiastically helped others open the door and even shook hands and left. I was shocked when I saw it on the monitor.

TOP7

Take my girlfriend to the park to play, I'll buy water to drink, and then ask my girlfriend's phone number when I see a man. I went up to the man and said, dude, you're behind. Then holding your girlfriend is a deep kiss: be my girlfriend. Girlfriend nodded shyly. As a result ... that guy was holding my girlfriend and ready to kiss. Oh, dear! I have a bad temper. Don't say that. I'm taking a statement.

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Today, the subway is very crowded A man rubbed behind me and suddenly felt something hard. When you turn around, you have a big mouth. I was taken in when I saw him holding a bag of radishes in his hand. Fortunately, I am quick to tell you that you have another woman outside. Just arrived at the station, my mother ran directly off the subway and left my buddy in the crowd. . . . Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.