School profile: Once upon a time, there was such a school, which was founded in 2000 and named Changchun University Tourism College. Since its establishment nine years ago, it has wiped out countless people, but it is tireless. It is still trying to destroy front-line jobs. The school covers a vast area and is as famous as a slap. How many acres is it? Who is talking about acres? The school has complete facilities and dormitory, and moved to the new campus in 2008. The new campus is located in Xingfu Village, Sheling Town, Shuangyang District, which is rich in natural resources and outstanding. Adjacent to the Fushan Cemetery Detention Center in Northeast Tiger Garden, it is beneficial to biological research. There are few people coming and going. It's good for cultivating immortality. The school can be called a wonderful flower in the field of parallel imports. The ceiling glass of the proud indoor stadium (tens of meters above the ground) can fall off. The skylight of the canteen leaks, and the flushing pipe of the public toilet is sometimes very strong, so it is easy to return the pulled things. The sink sprays water everywhere. What is even more incredible is that the non-connected parts and the front end of the faucet actually spray water automatically. Door locks often need to be replaced. So far, the key has been changed four times in one year. The foundations of some buildings are still exposed, and the signal in the school is sometimes bad. Some platforms have stepped on a hole, and public water heaters are famous for flooding the Seventh Army. I can't believe that the boss of our school is the director of Sun God, a professional decoration material company. Public * * * place: School Internet cafe, with extremely fast internet speed, named Little Overlord. Because of being exposed by TV stations, Internet cafes changed from regular troops to guerrillas. Supermarkets monopolize the market, and the milk of 1.2 is sold to 1.6, sometimes reaching 1.8. In order to kill students, the school blocked the back door of the only safe passage leading to Houdian. It is euphemistically called for the safety of students, so students were forced to take the expressway, so it was concluded that the school allowed students to take the expressway for the safety of students. However, even if you cultivate immortality, you must contact the society. Therefore, it is very necessary for the school bus to enter the city. The school bus price fluctuates and is contracted to individuals, and the price has been changed many times. Sports and entertainment facilities are complete, the basketball court has no court, no independent gymnasium and no auditorium, and the only library is still under renovation. There used to be a small river ditch behind the teaching building with beautiful environment. Since the emergence of the brigade, sanitary napkins, plastic bricks, condoms and other garbage have been exposed. Small hotels in the backyard of schools also provide places for sex. The outdoor air is fresh and the indoor air is disgusting. At school, students paint all kinds of oils, which makes people want to vomit. Sometimes, they build buildings next to the classroom, and swords, halberds, axes, hammers, air guns and electric drills go into battle together. I can't hear anything, class. Have you ever seen a building in a building? Especially the buildings that have been put into use, the brigade said: I can! Have you ever seen a big pine tree planted in the teaching building and aloe vera planted under it? The brigade said: I can! Without water, soil and sunshine, the plants in the building die in batches, which is simply killing life. Because the school is close to the oil field, all the water is covered with oil, and even the goldfish you bought can't live. What's even more disgusting is that the canteen also uses this water to cook. This kind of washed clothes has a particularly disgusting smell, and once it has this smell, it can't be washed off. If you wash white clothes, I congratulate you on dyeing them for free. Really achieved the purpose of limiting water during the day and electricity at night, and kidnapped the Tourism College. There are many talents in the school, and some of them engage in pyramid schemes. A doctor actually sells products openly during his work, dreaming of making a fortune all day. There is also a community called the Tourism Association, which claims to be the largest in the hospital, and has publicly taken tens of thousands of dollars to let subordinates rely on human feelings. Freshmen don't even fart when they get the entrance fee. Even pyramid schemes are not as good. Every dormitory toilet has plastic sticks for hanging clothes, but some comrades have a hobby of collecting stick-like objects. I have to take it to my bedroom. If it's a girl's dormitory, I can understand it as hunger and thirst, but you four big men ... and some students are drunk at one or two in the middle of the night, drinking and rolling wildly, and others cut them off. Not to be outdone, some elite ethnic minorities talk to each other in their national languages as soon as they have a meal, which is very loud, because I can't understand them and jump to the conclusion that they are quarreling. It's just that another act of hers makes me sick. She shouted and poked rice with chopsticks until it was too late to shout. I'm afraid pigs can't have a good meal. There is another person who is ignorant. Did your parents leave you to get fucked? Eat, drink and sleep in the men's dormitory all day, and live for half a year. Individual gay men should also pay attention to rest. Don't always take care of yourself in the ladies' bedroom, but also pay attention to your health. Student Union-a very funny group! I really don't understand that some garbage students in a secondary college are so crazy that they fart along the ditch when they treat guests and give gifts, so they should always be alert to cold treatment. Is your official addiction really great? Moreover, the school has actually introduced a new policy, that is, improper student cadres can not join the party, at least as a dormitory leader. It is puzzling that the People's Party and the people are not allowed in. How's it going? Isn't it interesting? Speaking of student union, I also want to say a few words to some of the elite. The first sentence is, are you a fart? Ah, don't forget, no matter how high you climb, you are still a student and can't do anything. Spent 654.38 million. You're still a piece of garbage! Have you heard the story that Zhong Kui's sister gave her brother ghost food? In fact, no one will be afraid of you, just respect you. Don't forget that your identity is always rubbish. Seeing this, some people will tell your children that it's okay. When you go there to study, the external environment is secondary. Then you are wrong. In the university environment, you can decide a person's life. If your child's grades are not good, don't even come to a good higher vocational school. I dare say I really don't want to see more. Don't go to the school post bar. It's a place where speech is blocked. The three-dimensional pictures of the schools in official website and Baidu are fake. Don't trust the admissions office. It's all fake. I was cheated by the pictures and the admissions office. Think about the excitement when I learned that I was admitted and the huge contrast now. Hehe, this is childish irony. By the way, the school is now recruiting salesmen, recruiting people all over the country and taking the route of pheasant school. I advise those who are going to engage in this industry to leave a way out for themselves and accumulate some virtues for their children and grandchildren. Don't say that your fellow villagers lied to them in tears. Believe me, I'm a student here, and a group of us died at school, but I really don't want more parents' blood and sweat to be wasted. The students' hard work has been in vain, and some people will criticize me. I also cited the example of Tsinghua, Peking University. Please don't be too self-righteous. Read these three names together: Tsinghua, Peking University and Tourism College! Hehe, I blushed. Don't hurt others if you know the pain, or you won't be the relatives of your enemy!

This article was transferred from others, and I felt a lot after reading it. I am a fresh graduate this year. I finally resigned at the first choice, but I was drawn closer to the fire pit by the Tourism College. I just erased two words from my mind. I'm not going to go on, so I'll open my own shop.