1 You can eat melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins, but what melons can't you eat? Answer: fool
There are six steamed buns in two pots, and each of the six children is given 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? Answer: The last child brought a basin.
Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer: the word "ice" becomes "water" if two points are removed.
In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? Answer: barber
Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.
There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? A: This is the word "wrong"
7 Xiaohua is at home, who is the most like him? Answer: the little flower in the mirror.
What's the use of egg shells? Answer: It is used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.
Is there anything you don't have to work hard for? Answer: yawn
10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer: dreaming
1 1 What everyone must do seriously every day? Answer: Sleep.
12 people who are always afraid of taking a bath answer: clay figurine.
13 Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why answer: Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student.
14 what car is stuck? Answer: windmill
15 which month has 28 days? A: There are 28 days in a month.
16 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? Answer: Not as comfortable as bed.
17 What can't I drink? Answer: iodine.
18 which eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? Answer: I got "0" in the exam.
19 Knocking on things without effort? Answer: doze off
It takes six hours from Beijing to Shanghai by train. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? A: On the tracks.
2 1 When does the clock stop running? Answer: The clock doesn't work.
You can't buy any books in the bookstore.
What is the narrowest road? Answer: The way home is very narrow.
What can't I eat? Answer: "East-West" direction
A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? A: The plane is parked on the ground.
What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: plastic flowers
What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer: CD
Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer: the blind.
Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he often look at his classmates? Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher.
Why not smash the eggs with a hammer? Answer: Of course the hammer won't break.
Who can easily knock down the champion of 3 1? Answer: sleepy head
What is unknown, you don't know and I know? Answer: The sole is broken.
A man was walking on the beach, but there were no footprints behind him. Why? Answer: He is walking backwards.
A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time.
What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes.
Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word "red"?
When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer: spare tire
What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? A: Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top.
Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer: It's good to learn a lesson every two days from Grade One to Grade Three!
How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most? Answer: One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach.
4 1 What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: Step on the other foot.
When the caterpillar came home, he said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."
The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? A: They are all dead.
What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? A: It is the word "Ping"
What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: the safety island on the road
Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer: Penguin.
Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away, but the police went to the room and arrested another person. Why? Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him.
Who is the 480,000 BM? Answer: the director of the zoo
What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: the answer
What kind of person will appear after death? Answer: The people in the movie.
5 1, Xiao Wang brushes his teeth and whistles leisurely. How did he do it? Answer: I brushed my false teeth.
52. What door can never be closed? Answer: goal
53. There is a ladder hanging on the side of the boat, 2 meters away from the sea surface, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder? Answer: A rising tide lifts all boats, so the ladder will never be flooded.
54. When the car turns right, which tire doesn't turn? Answer: spare tire
55. What water can never be used up? Answer: saliva
56. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? Answer: I was stunned.
57. Two brothers with the same appearance were drafted into the army at the same time. They are related by blood and have the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked him if he was a twin. They said no, why? Answer: Two of the triplets
There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? A: The name of the fugitive is Du.
59. In today's society, what do most self-employed people who distribute great wealth rely on for food? Answer: mouth
60. What should be hidden and used secretly, and then given to others secretly after use? Answer: negative film
6 1, a magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing that cannot be magnified. What is this? Answer: Angle.
62. Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?
Answer: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiaoming well.
63. When will the clock in Times Square ring 13? A: Bad times.
64. In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father? Answer: eunuch
19, Xiao Li hurt his face by drinking. When he came home, he was afraid that his wife would blame him. He went to the bathroom and put a band-aid in front of the mirror, only to be scolded by his wife the next day. Why? Answer: The wound sticks to the mirror.
20. If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing? Answer: Is this the earth?
2 1. What kind of competition does the winner get no prize and the loser gets a prize? Answer: punch in and drink.
22. Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. Why? Answer: Just push it away.
23. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times, and then turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Next.
24. Why do hospitals never accept patients? Answer: Veterinary hospital
25. Two fathers and sons went to buy hats, and each bought one. Why did they only buy three? Answer: Three generations.
26. What melon can't be eaten? Answer: fool
27. Why do four 9s add up to 100? Answer: 99 9 = 100
28. When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? Answer: When going to the toilet.
68. The wolf is coming (guess)? Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
69. What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive? Answer: One more person. ...
70. There are carp (four-word idiom) under these two pieces of ice? Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).
7 1, why does tofu hurt people? Answer: Because it is frozen tofu.
72. Is it possible that an ant really climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo? Answer: climb on the map
90. What kind of mountains and seas can be moved? Answer: A sea of people. A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? A: Because he is not in the car.
74. There is a place where you can go in and out. What is this place? Answer: the grave
75. Chickens and geese take part in the 100 meter race. Chickens run faster than geese, but why do they arrive at the finish line late? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.
76. A ball and an iron ball fell from a tall building. Who landed first? Answer: iron ball
The bell rang in the east, but no one was in the classroom. What happened? Answer: physical education class.
78. Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand? Answer: The car is a taxi.
79. Who is busy with work all day? Answer: a ballet dancer.
Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why? Answer: Count from one to two.
82. Who keeps eating, but never gets enough? Answer: air.
83. What can I do to make my eyebrows grow under my eyes? Answer: handstand
84. What's the thing that makes everyone forget before going to bed? Answer: Close your eyes.
Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?
86. What animal did you hit and shed your own blood? Answer: mosquitoes
88. What can be added or subtracted? Answer: age
89. Xiao Yang's homework has always been the first in the class. Why did he fall to the third place this time? Answer: Because two people scored higher than him.
9 1, what is the book that normal people don't read? Answer: blind books
92. What has no tongue in its mouth? Answer: teapot mouth.
93. What kind of official can't give orders, but always smiles at others? Answer: Xin Langguan
94. A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why? Answer: chasing thieves
95. Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say that he has bad breath. Why? A: He swears every day.
96. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because he stood on the tree and jumped.
97. Xiaoming's eyes are short-sighted, but wearing glasses is still blurred. Why? Answer: Because he wears glasses without lenses.
98. A fool rides on Daniel. Why doesn't Daniel eat grass? Answer: Because Daniel is human.
Daming's English is very good, but some foreigners can't understand it. Why? Answer: Foreigners don't understand English.
100, what is the best way to avoid motion sickness? Answer: Walk.
104. What do people dislike? Answer: 102, Lao Wang still feels dirty after wiping the table for a long time. Why?
Answer: Because Lao Wang's reading glasses are dirty.
103, "congenital" is the constitution inherited by parents, what is "acquired"? Answer: The day after tomorrow is tomorrow.
105. Why do swallows fly to the south for the winter? Answer: Because you walk too slowly.
106. Of these two bottles of flowers, one is a flower and the other is a paper flower. Please tell me which bottle is a flower?
Answer: A flower with butterflies dancing on it is a flower.
107, which organ do thieves fear most? A: Public security organs.
108, what is the prisoner's favorite way to die? Answer: die of old age
109. Eight birds were standing on the tree, and one was shot dead. How many birds are left?
Answer: A dead bird.
1 10. Who is the most frequent person on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing? Answer: pedestrians
1 1 1. Who do male hairdressers like least? Answer: Bald head.
1. Polar bears eat meat. Why doesn't it eat penguins? Answer: No.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Answer: Gum.
3. Is there any way to find the lost thumbtack immediately? Answer: Barefoot.
28: Two people from south to north, one carrying a pole and the other carrying a backpack, didn't argue, didn't make any noise, and no one gave way, but they passed the wooden bridge smoothly. Why?
Answer: South and north are in the same direction. Of course, you can cross the wooden bridge smoothly.
Are there aliens on the moon? Answer: The astronauts of the earth have landed on the moon.
30: What floor should Gai Lou be built on? Answer: Start with the basics.
3 1: Xiaoming is always so-so. He wrote ten letters at the same time. After packing the envelope, he checked it and found that a letter was wrongly packed. Dad said he was careless again. Why?
Answer: If the bag is wrong, it should be two mistakes at the same time, not one, and Xiao Ming is careless when checking.
32: Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why?
Answer: Because he is a dentist.
33: When do I need to pay to speak? Answer: Call.
I can't do light work. I put one foot on the egg, but it won't break. Why?
Answer: The other foot is standing on the ground.
Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why?
Answer: Because of wearing shoes.
36: Valentine's Day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards can I send to women to win their hearts? Answer: Credit card.
Xiao Wang went to a meeting at noon. Why doesn't he see anyone?
Answer: Not a shadow.
38: Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours?
Answer: while sleeping.
39: When eating an apple, eating a bug makes you feel sick, so how many bugs are the most disgusting? Answer: Half a bug.
Two people came to the river at the same time. They all want to cross the river, but there is only one boat, which can only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river?
Answer: Yes, they are on both sides of the river.
43: A bacterium divides into two after 1 min, and divides into four again after 1 min. In this way, it takes 1 hour to put a bacterium in the bottle until it is full. If you put two such bacteria in the bottle from the beginning, how long will it take to fill the bottle? Answer: 59 minutes
44: Put the eggs in a basket, assuming that the number of eggs in the basket increases by 1 time per minute, so that after 12 minutes, the basket will be full. So, when is it half a basket of eggs?
Answer: 1 1 min
46: You just call it by name, and it will be destroyed. What is this? Answer: Silence.
What comes often, but never really comes? Answer: Tomorrow.
How can I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer: Write a word "red"
50: There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.
53: Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up?
Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.
54: There is one thing you can only take with your left hand, but you can't get it with your right hand. What is this?
Answer: right hand
55: A sheep eats half of the grass a year. How many years did it take to eat all the grass flowers? Answer: it will never eat all the grass, because the grass will always grow.
56: How can I drink a drink full of drinks at the bottom? Answer: Suck through a straw.
Jack should have sailed to the Red Sea, but he went to the Black Sea. Why?
Answer: He is color blind.
58: What do you mean, a good horse never turns back? Answer: there is no grass to eat behind.
60: What is the only thing a person can do? Answer: dreaming
6 1: What animal stays up all night? Answer: Panda, can't you see its eyes are all black?
62: The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why?
Answer: She married the frog prince.
Every couple has absolute similarities in their lives. What is that?
Answer: That is to get married on the same day in the same year.
64: What is the biggest regret of Adam and Eve after their marriage? Answer: No one came to the wedding reception.
66: When can children meet side by side? A: The word "good"
67: There is a medicine that you can take without going to the drugstore. What medicine is it? Answer: regret medicine
68: What kind of gun kills people and doesn't hurt them? Answer: starting gun
Why did Gao Xiao buy two books with the same content at the same time? Answer: Give someone a copy.
70: What has five heads, but people don't think it's strange? Answer: hands, feet
73: The plane flew in the sky and suddenly ran out of gas. What fell first?
Answer: oil gauge pointer
74: The angrier things get, the bigger things get. Answer: Temper.
75: What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: plastic flowers
A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? Answer: A blind cat meets a dead mouse.
79: There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle without breaking the bottle, unplugging the cork and drilling holes in the cork?
Answer: Push the cork into the bottle.
80: Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces.
Answer: Standing face to face, of course.
83: Is the black-bone chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful? Why?
Answer: Black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, but white chicken can't lay black eggs.
84: When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? Answer: I forgot to lock the door.
85: What are the benefits of black hair? Answer: Not afraid of tanning.
When is four minus one equal to five? Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners.
88: Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? Answer: as long as you don't drink.
90: Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? Answer: bound volume
9 1: What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Answer: No one knows.
92: When does the clock stop? Answer: The clock doesn't work.
94: What is the main reason for divorce? Answer: get married
95:9 oranges are distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Answer: squeeze into juice
96: Put a pencil on the ground so that no one can pass through it. What should I do?
Answer: put it by the wall
97: Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor? Answer: She can't sit.
99: Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? Answer: I'm afraid of eating my fingers.
100: What is the ceremony that the priest can't perform anyway? Answer: Your own funeral.
29. When Xiao Wang stood guard at the post, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: aim at the target.
3 1, everything in the world will melt when heated, but only one thing will solidify when heated. What is this? Answer: eggs
32. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why? Answer: It's all blank.
33. What are the products with the same production date and effective date? Answer: newspapers
34. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: myself.
35. Which word is common all over the world? Answer: Arabic numerals
Does this ice look like aluminum foil?
A: Treading on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)
This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom)? Answer: swear (the letter is ball)
39. Both sides of the wheat were stolen (four-word idiom)? A: Everything is a thief.
40. Cleisthenes's cow stopped barking after swimming in the water (four-character idiom)?
Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)
4 1. A tortoise is famous for carrying a cross (four-word idiom)?
Answer: deserved it (cross turtle)
43. Why do some people like reading comics? Answer: boring.
44. On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why? Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple.
45. Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see?
A: The shadow of the earth means every night.
46. Mrs. King has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly?
Answer: Mrs. King hesitates when she eats sugar cane.
People often jump from a height of 10 meters without any safety devices. Why?
Answer: high platform diving
49. What rain will kill people? Answer: Bullets.
50. Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.
5 1. What will be the impact of canceling morning self-study? Answer: Sleep less for half an hour.
52. Why is there a hole in the ground after Dr. J did 10 push-ups?
Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand.
53. Please race the tortoise and the rabbit, and ask the pig to be the referee. Who will win the game?
Answer: I can't say! The person mentioned is a pig …
54. What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said? Answer: Nonsense (chicken)
58. What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the entrance exam?
Answer: Remember to get up.
59. What will men and women become? Answer: Two people.
60. Mark's father answered in the city library (four-word idiom): Know the way, old horse (old horse on city map).
62. Bobo accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, but Bobo turned him upside down and spit out 10 yuan. What should Bobo do at this moment? Answer: continue to feed him one yuan.
63. Which number is the most diligent? Which number is laziest? A: Whatever you want.
66. What kind of cloth keeps cutting? Answer: Waterfalls.
67. September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10? Answer: Confucius full moon
50. What might be the name of Zheng Chenggong's mother? Answer: Zheng failed (failure is the mother of success)
5 1. What if the uncooked rice is cooked? Answer: Let's eat.
52. What is not illegal to steal? Answer: snickering
53. What's the name of driving around the river when you are bored? Answer: white flower oil
54. What is the first thing the driver does when he gets on the bus? Answer: Sit down.
56. A man is starving, and there are canned chicken, fish and pork in the refrigerator. What should he open first? Answer: Open the refrigerator first.
57. What is Ah-Pi Po's English name? Answer: A- people
59. Public toilets (guess a foreign capital) (Answer: London (squatting)
60. Which European country doesn't do wholesale business? Answer: Denmark (single sale)
6 1, Adi actually succeeded in dying. Why? Answer: I fell to my death.
62. What can be touched if you can't see it, and it will scare people if you can't touch it? Answer: pulse
63. What mice love to be clean? Answer: environmental protection department
65. What can you never catch with your right hand? Answer: right hand
66. What are the similarities between "laughing" and "crying"? Answer: They are all paintings of 10.
67. This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right. This is no different from electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this? Answer: The light is broken.
68. How can a tiger tied with a rope of 10 meters eat grass 20 meters away?
Answer: Tiger ... Don't eat grass.
1: The hotter the weather, the higher the climb. Answer: thermometer
4: What photo can't tell who it is? Answer: X-rays.
6: Mrs. Wang talks all day, but he talks the least in a month. What month is it?
Answer: February
14: Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? Answer: I have a headache.
16: An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? Answer: I am free to sit in the car.
18: which is longer, the water snake, the python or the bamboo snake? Answer: green bamboo snake
2 1: A major earthquake occurred in a certain place, causing heavy casualties, and the disaster situation was constantly reported on the radio. In the process of looking for you, an old man has been listening to the radio report. Someone asked him, "Did you hear about your grandson on the radio?" He replied, "No." Then he added, "But I know my grandson must be safe." Excuse me, how did he know?
A: His grandson is a radio announcer.
23: Xiaoming sets the alarm clock to six in the morning. He woke up after five, but he didn't know where the alarm clock was. Can you help?
Answer: Wait until six o'clock, and the alarm clock will ring.