There was a Wu Zetian in the Tang Dynasty. When she became emperor, she wanted to take a new name, but she felt that the existing words were not enough to express her present glory, so she wanted to create a word herself. At that time, there was a feudal superstition about the sun and the moon, and everyone thought that the sun and the moon were sacred. Wu Zetian compared herself to the sun and the moon, and wanted to hang high in the sky like the sun and the moon forever, so she got the word, the sun and the moon are above the sky: baa.

Cattle and physics

A cow and a horse are grazing in the same trough. The cow proudly shows off: Hey, Marco, I found that I am a great cow. I made a new discovery recently.

The horse quickly asked, Niu Ge, what did you find? Don't keep me in suspense, just say it!

Niu said excitedly, now I know why physics is called physics. Do you know who founded physics?

This horse is also very knowledgeable. It said, well, it seems to be a guy named Newton, right?

The cow said: Yes, this is the buddy. Because of his great contribution to physics, in order to commemorate him, people used his ox character in physics. Speaking of physics, it is also a cow science.

Ma smiled: Hey, Niu Ge, I think you only know one thing and nothing else. How to write "Woods"? It's a cow character here, but there are some other characters. Doesn't mean anything, okay? It just means no, that is to say, physics is not bovine science.

Cow is furious: Bah, you crazy horse! Get away from me, I'm crazy about you! Hey, I am so great that I can easily understand another idiom!

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The meat said, "See? I mean "my wife" and "my wife". There are dialects as evidence, and in some places men will call their wives' flesh and blood'. "

The old woman said: "In this way, I am a Boba character above the female role, which means I am a Boba girl and my figure is super punctual. With elegant vocabulary as evidence, people often say that swaying is to praise me for my exquisite curves. "

It's really easy for us to find advantages that we don't have, and we usually find a lot of strong evidence to prove it.

In the Tang Dynasty, a man named Zhang Dayou wrote a poem about snow: the mountains and rivers are blurred and the wells are dark. The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen. The whole poem is vulgar and plain, and Zhang Dayou's reputation spread like wildfire. Su Xiaomei's forehead is very wide, and the two of them often play jokes on each other with limerick. Su Shi attacked first: his front foot was not in the boudoir, but his forehead was in front of Huatang. Not to be outdone, Su Xiaomei retorted, "Tears that were a little lovesick last year began to flow to my lips this year." . Jie Jin was a gifted scholar in the early Ming Dynasty. He was humorous and resourceful. Once I went fishing with Zhu Yuanzhang. Zhu fished for a long time, and no fish was hooked.