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Jokes: A few jokes that burst into laughter.
1, I put on my new clothes today, and my colleague praised me in the office: Your clothes are really nice! This color, this style, gee. . . I walked up and down in front of her happily, and then said, is it nice to be naked? Like face and figure? The goods said without thinking, with those, who will look at the clothes?

2. The girl in the same car stared at me silently all the way. When I got off the bus, I finally couldn't help but come and ask my red number. I shivered and opened my mouth: freeze!

I packed my niece's luggage for school in the morning. Before going out, I felt the wind outside was particularly strong, so I wrapped my cotton-padded jacket around my niece to prevent catching cold on the road. The girl looked at me in thin clothes and said, mom, are you cold? I quickly said a few words about the greatness and selflessness of maternal love, then turned and got into bed and shouted to her father: Stop dawdling and go to see the child off!

A man was very happy when he learned that his wife was pregnant. He bought a bottle of Butai Ling and said to his wife, "It will definitely help the development of the fetus after you eat it." His wife looked at it for a long time and then threw it into the trash can. The man asked why. The wife scolded: "Silly goods, this is glue for mending bicycle tires."

I went out to play with my crush sister yesterday. On the way, she accidentally stepped on watermelon skin. Fortunately, lz was agile and hugged her waist. Like the TV story, I love each other deeply in both books, and no one has broken this wonderful romantic time, so I held her in my arms and looked at her affectionately! I thought it would be better to kiss. I was about to do something, but my saliva beat me to it. ...

6. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beautiful women, and my father slapped me hard. I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively. China's Chinese characters are extensive and profound.

7. There is a little wolf. He was born a vegetarian, not a meat eater. His parents are very worried. As a result, my parents were very pleased to see the little wolf chasing the rabbit one day. Then the little wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, give me the carrot!