The first man said, "I am the worst of them." Let me go to heaven! " ! I met a girl today. She looks good. I talked with her all day and accompanied her to her home in the evening. When we got home, we were just about to have sex when her husband came back. I tried to escape, so I fell from the window. Who knows his family lives on the eighth floor? While I was hesitating, a refrigerator fell from the sky and killed me. "
The second man said, "can you be as miserable as me?" ! I should have worked overtime today, but the boss was merciful and told me to go home early. But when I got home, I found my wife having sex with someone else. The man tried to escape. He tried to climb down the window. I threw the refrigerator out without saying anything. I had a heart attack and died. "
The first man said, "I am worse than both of you!" " I went to someone's house to steal something today, and I found someone back in the middle of stealing. So I hid in the refrigerator. God damn it, he threw the refrigerator out of the eighth floor. I was killed. "
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