The accusation against the scientific man Jiang is true. A man and a woman are waiting in line in the reception room of a famous science and engineering university classroom. The girl suddenly turned back to the boy and said, "I can't unscrew the cup." The boy said, "Oh, I'll fetch water first." On the BBS of this famous science and engineering school, there was a famous hot post called "So, not so ..." The main post was nostalgic for my youth: "N years ago, I asked my mm who had just confessed for a few days to go out for a snack. After supper, I wandered around the campus and gave my first kiss. When she returned to the dormitory at eleven o'clock, her dormitory was locked. As I approached their building, she suddenly said that if I locked the door, I wouldn't go back today. But my first reaction after hearing this sentence was that I ran to their door and pulled it, and the door opened ... and then I said it was unlocked! ! Then ... there is no such thing ... "Many people replied:" Yi is a beautiful girl in the next class, and I have to ask for my mobile phone number when I go to class. I made an appointment once, late autumn, at night, by the Woods. The beauty said: I am cold. I said: let's run together, and it will be warm when we run. Then, no, then ... ""That year, anonymous dated me and whispered to me: Who and who thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend? Too much. I said, yes, we are not afraid of crooked shadows. Let them talk. Then, there is no ... ""My school sister said to introduce me to my girlfriend, meet at the library gate tomorrow morning, and then go to the library gate the next day. I didn't see her girlfriend, but I saw my senior wearing a new dress. I was fooled and walked away, and then, there was no more ... "People often envy girls in science and engineering schools and think that things are rare. Indeed, they are as rare as endangered rare animals, but in the eyes of those boys, they are just rare animals. Science and engineering boys often cry and rob to say that they don't have a girlfriend, but deep down, they don't think it's because of their poor conditions, and they live to be Lu Se (loser), which nobody likes, but concentrate on their studies and sit still honestly. If they succeed, they will have cars, houses and MM, which is what science and engineering men dislike the most: their stupidity is of course a kind of beauty; Their reality can come in handy most of the time; Their incomprehensible customs will one day "learn to grow up by themselves"; But their sense of superiority, almost burst out, it is difficult to ignore. In this way, liberal arts people feel inferior in front of science students. I believe their EQ is too high to be interested, because they are informal. Although their hearts are dry, they can improve productivity and create social wealth. This is a science student. He thinks that heaven is a great responsibility for the people of Sri Lanka. In foreign countries, the Ministry of Justice is the cradle of the president, and the system is established. In China, in recent years, national leaders are all from the Department of Science and Technology of HKUST, who govern the country by science and technology. The magic weapon for science students is the sentence in "University": to govern the country, first clean up your home; If you want Xiu De, you must first straighten your heart; To straighten your heart, you must be sincere; To be sincere, you must first know what you want to know; Translated into modern Chinese, this sentence means "You are not afraid to learn mathematics and physics well and travel all over the world". It is irrefutable that science students put themselves on the moral commanding heights of "bowing their heads and being willing to be a willing ox". Liberal arts students who have been taught that "science and technology are the primary productive forces" since childhood have to admit that they are helpless, penniless and useless. In the past, science students divided people into "literary youth" and "non-literary youth". Now, they divide people into "literary fools" and "non-literary fools". The so-called "literary stupidity" is either limited by congenital intellectual defects or trapped in acquired education, ignoring facts and logic, which is not only useless, but also stupid, and only expresses emotion without showing signs of intellectual activity. There is a typical literary irony in Good Girl-"I always thought she was smart because of my stupidity. I think so, because she knows a lot about drama and literature. If a person knows this kind of thing very well, it will take you a lot of effort to find out if this person is really stupid. " There used to be a famous battle in Weibo, which was the goddess Faye Wong in the eyes of literary and artistic youth and the male god Fang Zhouzi in the eyes of scientific and technological youth. On the third day of New Year's Eve, Faye Wong turned a Weibo on his Weibo, saying that "the wooden Buddha statue stood unscathed in the sunset in the fire" and that it was "indescribable and incredible, and the Buddha statue is well known all over the world". Fang smiled indifferently: "There are countless Buddha statues buried in the sea of fire. Don't forget to bow. Who wants to think that this Buddha statue is incredible, try lighting a fire? " In the eyes of some science students, religion is a great god, literature is nonsense, economics is fake, law is deceptive, history is deceptive, and politics is the success or failure of "comprehensive national strength". This understanding is really irrefutable, because people are just more than 60 kinds of chemical elements when they are crushed. The American drama "The Big Bang Theory" has made science students find a new synonym for themselves, called "geek", which means superior intelligence and eccentric temperament. "Geeks" make what they lack individuality suddenly fashionable and strange. The geek in my mind is Nash in a beautiful mind. His colleagues once described him like this: "All mathematicians live in two different worlds at the same time. One is the Platonic world of ice and purity; At the same time, they also have to live in a short and chaotic real life and need to constantly adapt to changes. " Real geeks have a pure scientific world in their hearts. They are withdrawn, but they have an implicit yearning for the romance of the secular world.