The book borrowed from the library the other day is missing. While rummaging, my mother came over and asked, what are you looking for? I didn't look up: looking for a book! My mother said, Why don't you go to Yiping? I didn't watch my deep rain TV series, so I shouldn't understand it! )
The community is an old community, and all facilities are very old. Especially public toilets, not to mention. In summer, there are so many flies that I can't get in. One day, I was squatting in the toilet and heard a young buddy come in while singing. This is just a joke! Seeing so many flies, he said wryly, get up quickly, and don't delay my delivery of food to you!
Today, my wife and I went to the park and saw some peach trees. I joked that I would go around the peach trees to see if I could have another peach blossom this year. The wife said: then you are busy first. I went there to find an almond ... Hum, you are cruel!
5. My nephew Pete cried to his mother today: The teacher hit me! Sister-in-law: This teacher has gone too far! Go and see him tomorrow! Nephew: It's better to be a mother! Sister-in-law: Let him hit hard! Too light to remember! Dare to go home and complain ... My nephew looked at my sister-in-law for a while and began to cry.
6. Walking with the puppy in the community, I met an aunt wearing a mask and spraying water on the grass. The puppy broke free from me and jumped to the ground and ran away. I went to ask my aunt: What potion is this? My dog smelled it and ran away. She sighed and said, even it knows how to avoid it. Don't come and let me tell you something. ...
7. I talked about a boyfriend when I was in college. At that time, I was very shy He wanted to help me with my backpack when I went shopping. I wriggled and said, no, I'll do it myself! So pandering, an uncle flew over and kicked him aside ... yes, he was robbed.
8. I remember the first time I went to my husband's house, dressed up and stood at his door. My mother looked at me carefully. Then, enthusiastically let me go in and change my shoes and said to me: 0. Don't wear high heels in the future! I am fat!
9. Before the college entrance examination, my mother spent a lot of money to find me an English foreign teacher to study! Shortly after my sister came to China, it was difficult for both of us to communicate. After two months of hard work, I still know nothing about English, but she speaks fluent Chinese. As soon as we met, she said, "Sister, what are you doing? ... 10. My nephew bought a goldfish as a treasure. One day, the goldfish died and my nephew was very sad. The whole family comforted him, but I didn't comfort him. Then he pointed out that he was eating snacks. It's because you've been eating in front of my little goldfish. My little goldfish is greedy, you fat bastard ... 1 1. When I was a child, my parents always quarreled. Every time we quarrel, my father always says, divorce me and I'll give you the rest, but the baby is mine, not mine. Not to be outdone, my mother said, bah, the first time I heard a rooster crow, it would lay eggs. ...
12. Young people are rich.
The second generation, a little loser. He used to drive very fast, but his mother confiscated his driver's license for a year before he slowed down. I went home in his car after dinner yesterday, and he drove like a plane again. I asked him: Aren't you afraid that your mother will confiscate your driver's license? He was silent for a moment. My mother said that now that I have a grandson, it doesn't matter if I die, so I got off halfway. ...