Moderator: Moderator. A: Student A.B.: Student B.C.: Student C. Hu: Teacher Hu: It will be sunny tonight, and it will be cloudy and sunny tonight. This is a beautiful night and a good program. What? Who does this big brother say I am? I'm ... I'm Zhu Jun, the famous mouth of CCTV ... Who ever mentioned it? Boys and girls, boys and girls are good together. You are welcome to watch or not watch our happy windbreaker-"Laughter" program, which is exclusively sponsored by Happy brand windbreaker. At this moment, please hold out your golden cactus and applaud our guests today ... A: Hello, my name is A, which is the legendary handsome, talented, conceited and narcissistic. I pay equal attention to beauty and wisdom, remembering that year ... Lord: (interrupting a) OK, OK, I get it. We know that you have always kept a low profile, and you have always been a high-profile person. Lord: (walks to B), pass the microphone, ladies first! (C grabs the microphone) C: Hello, everyone. Since I am introducing myself, I will say a few words briefly. My name is C, and I come from the School of Electrical Engineering of Henan Polytechnic University. It is a great honor to be a guest in the TV program independently founded by this college student. Last night, I stayed up all night. I got up early this morning 10, and I intend to write a long historical poem "My University". The whole poem is divided into four parts: the cry of freshman, the hesitation of sophomore, the grief of junior and the morning flower of senior. Speaking of this poem, I will say a few words briefly. Next, I'll start with the crying of my freshman year. When I was a freshman-B: Stop, stop, stop. I said, old C, when did you copy A's Tang Priest gene to yourself? Now, as the only female guest, let me introduce myself. (Action) My name is B, the legendary one who turned his head and set a Guinness campus record. Please remember me, B. (Pure) A: Oops, oops, mine! (vomiting) B: Why? What's the matter with you? C: Nothing, nothing, God threw up. Master: (to the inside story) Hey, that director Feng grabbed the play, grabbed the play, cut it, cut it (to the audience). Today I became a supporting actor. Yes, how can we throw our lovely host aside? C: He's cute (touching his forehead). Is it because I have a fever, or are you taking the wrong medicine? Tell me, how cute is he? A: If a person is not handsome, you can praise him for his temperament. If you don't even have temperament, you can also praise him for his good character; If he doesn't even have personality, you can praise him as interesting … but he doesn't even have fun, and you have to praise him as cute. Oh, I see. Lord: You kids, hey ... OK, please sit down. Don't take offense (to the audience). These three people are always like this and like to joke. This is another interpretation of deep friendship. Let's continue our theme. The theme of our program is recalling college life. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide. In a blink of an eye, we have gone through nearly three-eighths of college life, and some people or things must have left a deep impression on us. Let's listen to all the guests tonight. A: I'll talk first. Let me talk about it first. What impressed me the most was the military training for freshmen. Military training is described in one word. What? (two words) A: Tired! At that time, military training was really strict, 20 laps in the morning, 20 laps at noon and 20 laps at night. I only had one wish at that time. Lord: What wish? A: Sleep. Sleeping day and night. C: How do I remember it wasn't so strict? B: He was punished for skipping class and military training, but it wasn't that serious. C: Yes, it should be! Hey, (A stares at A) Sorry, sorry, quality, pay attention to quality. A: You are of high quality! Besides, is this a punishment? That's called intensive training! It is the double strengthening of body and will. Look, look, the perfect combination of beauty and strength, the contradiction between chic and cold. Oh, my God! Forgive this lovely person. A: Why? I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me? ! C: (Ha) (Get up) Yes, you have an international face, which is international. B: ET called him a fellow villager. C: Walking in the street, the police stopped you. You look illegal! Pay the fine and fill out the form. When you walked into the Internet cafe, the webmaster stopped you. You grow too slowly and consume too much memory. You are not allowed to enter. Sitting in a restaurant for dinner, the opposite brother said, big brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little? B: Anyway, you look innocent. You look sorry for the people and the party. Master: (patting Jia on the shoulder) I said don't do this. Actually, Lao Jia is really handsome. I think there must have been many girls chasing Lao Jia in those days, right? A: The host has a vision. Haha, I tell you, I used two words to describe it when I was a freshman. Lord: What? A: (getting up and spreading his hands) Catch the wind! I tell you, the women's volleyball team opposite me at that time. All the girls in the row have a crush on me. B: (whispering to the audience) I've seen thick-skinned, never seen anyone as thick as him. A: Why? What's the matter? I have proof. I tell you, the little girl in the women's volleyball team smiles at me whenever and wherever she sees me. Tell me, what does this mean ... (Laughter) (Fascinated)? B: You're the only one in the emergency March. Who doesn't laugh at you? C: Hey, Lao Jia, awesome, awesome! A: What? My fiery heart, which has been inflated for more than a year, is now MINUS one degree. The most unforgettable thing about freshman year has changed since then. I must be calm. If it is true, don't bother (side face), (back) if it is true, don't bother. C: Don't disturb strangers during intermittent depression. Host: Well, that's good. Let's ask B, what is the most unforgettable thing in college? B: What impressed me the most when I was a freshman was, hehe (shy), and people were embarrassed to say it. Lord: What's so embarrassing about this? Say it out and let everyone have fun. C: If you want to say it, just say that Niu Niu did not pinch properly. What's it like (to the audience)? Audience: flower girl B: I am originally flower girl A: (whispering) Sun Erniang will be scared away just like you. What about the flower girl? I said don't interrupt. Let B say B: Yes, yes, someone wrote me a love letter. (shy) A: You can get love letters, too? Oh, I said this guy, did you squeeze your head from door to door, or did you go to the toilet and fall into a pit when you were a child and choke? B: Why? This young lady is also more beautiful than a fairy in the sky, smarter than a mountain, better in figure than Ruby Lin, and more humorous than Song Dandan. What's wrong with receiving a love letter? Master: Hey, hey, how to write a love letter? (Music starts in the background ...) B: (Pulls out a piece of paper) It says, Courtship experiment report! Experimental purpose: Through this love letter, I touched Miss B's heart and made her throw herself at her. Experimental principle: When I first met Miss B, I couldn't sleep all night, and I often had a mysterious smile on my lips. Experimental requirements: it will be done in three days. Experimental steps: Miss B received a love letter-Miss B was moved to tears-had a candlelight dinner with Miss B (there was a casserole in No.2 canteen)-and fell in love. Experimental instrument: 10 RMB. Supplementary explanation of the experiment: due to my limited funds, the candlelight dinner can not be successfully completed. Please give some support from Miss B, and the experiment is over! ! ! Black boy! Absolute killer! H: Did you agree later? B: I just replied. Experimental result: Failure, disqualification. Lord: You are a man of your own mind! I didn't expect B to have such an interesting story. Some people say that love is a compulsory course in college. If you fail, you have to take the exam again after graduation! Just kidding! C and you? I heard that you are among thousands of flowers, and every leaf has not touched you. Is that so? C: At that time, I was an infatuated seed, and it rained ... and drowned when it was about to sprout. Heroes don't mention bravery. Every time I think about it, my heart aches. As for love, I think we should call it a day. Let's change the subject ... Host: Well, then, C, what impressed you the most in college C: The teacher standing on the three-foot platform impressed me the most. A: Is there anything about the teacher that you can't get over for a long time? C: To predict its wonderful content, please pay attention to the book list "Teachers' Quotations" of Jiaozuo Book Building next year. The author is C. From its content, it can be described as a masterpiece, from Confucius to teachers at this time. Is it the best in books and quotations? A: (Bang) Did everyone hear anything? The cowhide is broken. (One person goes to the stage and whispers, but nobody cares) C: Cowhide doesn't blow, and the train doesn't push. There is no doubt that the facts are in front of us. H: This seems to be irrefutable evidence. C: That's right. I'll tell you slowly: teacher's quotation 1. Sit still and don't talk. Later, we will play a game-roll call. ..... offer B: (get up, grab) offer 2. If you are rich and uneducated, use Nokia. You ignored me again, didn't you? I'm not in class. I'm lonely. Four ... C: (see B, helpless) Can't you save some for me? A: This is a secret that cannot be told. Everybody knows that. What are "teacher's quotations"? It was originally created by our class. Hum, this is the "tragedy" that you abandoned the consistent style of semi-copying and completely absorbed. C: Well, since the emergence of the information superhighway, this kind of information has spread as fast as a virus. A: Speaking of teachers, I feel very helpless. However, born under the eaves of teachers, I have to bow my head!
C: (deliberately changing the subject) is that it used to be "separation and integration, the lifeblood of students; Examination is a teacher's magic weapon. "Now, the teachers have got another treasure-roll call. It's like adding wings to a tiger. It's different. This is interesting, but what we are waiting for makes us feel sorry and happy. As the saying goes, what you say is what you owe. You are responsible for what you say. A, B and C: Oh, why do you say that? Is there a teacher who can't attend? Moderator: Just got the news, please welcome our special guest tonight. Please welcome Mr. Hu! . A: It really is (Hu went on stage, adjusted his clothes and greeted the audience. (Slow), after the teacher sits down,) A: (Before the supporters) Mr. Chao, isn't the teacher having a meeting today? Can't you arrive on time? Hu: This is also the credit of the old man Chairman Mao. A, B and C: What do you mean? Hu: "Many hands make light work"! It is precisely because there are so many people that I don't need to attend many meetings directly, or even let me know that I have my own representative to attend for me. Host: (to the audience) Mr. Hu's surname is Hu Mingxun. Let's ask Mr. Hu to introduce himself. Hu: (Silence) A: Brother Hu, introduce yourself. C: My name is Hu Xun. Haven't you finished? What else can I say? Master: Self-introduction is not just a name introduction! Hu: I've been thinking about this sentence for a long time. I asked you to steal my lines. I have always adhered to the principle of modesty and kept a low profile ... Master: Mr. Hu, I have a question. Just now Mr. Hu called you Brother Hu. I think Mr. Hu must be good at singing. Hu: How can I compare with others? After the concert, they have to pay a high appearance fee. C: Yes, people sing for money. (A, B, C) You sang very hard. Hu: Who said that? (Clears his throat ...) Lord: Oh? I want to have a look. Teacher Hu, can you sing a song? Hu: (I want to refuse, see A, B, C, encourage and applaud) Actually, I'm still very low-key. Okay, (I get up and start singing) ... Lord: (I hold my finger) Music ... * * * Music, and "You and Me" sing two sentences (A, B, C cover your ears. ) Lord: (rushing forward) Stop, Mr. Hu's singing is really extraordinary. Please sit down. (For the audience, Mr. Hu's singing was really a blockbuster, which tore his heart out. C: What's the matter? When a leaf falls, you can tell the world. I think everyone knows about Mr. Hu's singing talent. Master: Well, it seems that everyone addresses you as Mr. Hu and Mr. Hu. Not only is your singing good, but there must be another mystery? B: Brother Hu is one of our most admired and admired teachers. C: Do you remember? There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it until I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this ... I regret, I am lost, I am miserable, so I began to degenerate, and I began to learn to drink. I was going to drown that pain in the wine, but this damn pain learned to swim while I was swimming in the wine. Teacher: As a teacher, I have the responsibility and obligation to help every student spend a wonderful four-year college life. Teacher, what is a lifebuoy?
Teacher: The success of a good boy lies not in how beautiful his girlfriend is, but in how much knowledge he has in his head and how many friends he has around him. Libraries can not only acquire knowledge, but also make friends with great people. This shows that Brother Hu is concerned about the spirit of students. B: Not only that, Mr. Hu has many aspects. A: Yes, I think the most painful thing in college is that the teacher named you not to go. B: The most painful thing is that you went and the teacher didn't call the roll. C: No, no, no, the most painful thing is that the first class went and the teacher didn't call the roll. The second class left, and the teacher called the roll. A, B and C: Our teacher Hu never calls the roll. Hu: Hey, hey, we can talk in private. So many leaders today, low-key, low-key ... Master: It seems that Mr. Hu is really popular. (In worship ...) (Musically speaking, I'm just a legend ... Hu: Please stop infatuating with me, I'm just a legend. Master: OK, let the legendary senior brother send a New Year message to our students when the New Year comes. Hu: OK, first of all, I don't wish you all a smooth new year, because that's impossible, and it will only give you the illusion that there are only flowers and applause on the way forward, and you are not psychologically prepared for the difficulties you face. I wish you all perseverance and self-improvement under any circumstances, whether smooth or frustrated. At the same time, at the arrival of the new year, I wish all teachers and students good health and a happy new year! ! ! Master: Indeed, during my college years, I may have had years of passionate collision, bitter and depressed feelings, proud and brilliant achievements and lost feelings. But in any case, we should keep a positive heart, cherish the good college time and pursue our own career and happiness. I hope you can all find your own bright road to success and happiness. Moderator: Well, that's all for today. Thank you for watching! Thank you (the insider) actually has a secret: this story is pure fiction, and if there is any similarity, it is pure coincidence.