2. The girl is a charming guest with a big face!
3. What a tragedy!
4. Do you want to come to this world? What motive?
5. Yi Zhongtian and the poet Kong Linzi
6. Why don't you run a host training class? The media nowadays are all retarded.
7. I tell you, people nowadays can't be leaders without mental retardation!
8. Is the library made of paper?
9. Never heard of storytelling!
10. The king rules the world with one key.
1 1. The knife can't be pulled out at will, but it needs blood.
12. Cao Cao is short, probably like me.
13.55. People were forced out.
14.56. If you are simple, the world is simple for you.
15.57. There is no rehearsal in life, but live broadcast every day.
16.58. In the past, a thousand cups had fewer friends, but now a thousand cups have fewer friends.
17.59. If the direction of life is wrong, stopping is progress.
18.60. There are two tragedies in life: despair and complacency.
19.6 1. Life is like love. If you miss love, you miss life.
20.62. Everything will be fine, and all shall be well.
2 1.63. You need friends to succeed, and you need enemies to achieve great success.
Quoted from Yi Zhongtian 2: 1. The so-called empty city plan is also compiled ... Zhuge Liang moved a piano, put an incense burner, called two children and sang karaoke on the rostrum. ...
You hired me, and I'm loyal to you. If you don't listen to my idea, bye-bye, I'm going to change my boss.
3. Cao Cao said to the princes: "Now is the best time to destroy Dong Zhuo-Dong Zhuo burned Luoyang and hijacked the emperor, so he can basically be positioned as a terrorist organization."
Cao Cao likes beautiful women. Everywhere I go, I like to "hug the grass and shoot rabbits" and collect some beautiful women and so on!
5. Emperor Huan and Lingdi are not suitable to be emperors ... Lingdi's hobbies are literature and architecture. He is very good at architecture. He studied all day, and as a result, he built a tap water system in the palace! Moreover, he also wants to promote his scientific research achievements in the city, announcing that all the people in the city should drink tap water-you are the emperor, not the sewer!
6. Cao Cao's so-called "reclaiming wasteland" is the militarization of lifestyle; Tian is a centralized mode of production. This is a very clever policy! It is equivalent to that Cao Cao established a production and construction corps more than 1700 years ago! "
7. "Yuan Shao wants to establish a new king. Once I asked Cao Cao to drink. After drinking, he took out a jade seal, probably carved by Yuan Shao himself, and discussed it with Cao Cao (weighing it with one hand and whispering with the other):' Look at this thing, ah … how about it, let's do it ~ ~' "
8. "Yuan Shao is a concubine and Yuan Shu is a concubine, so Yuan Shu has always looked down on Yuan Shao:' You see, it is no wonder that he was born with a little wife and can't do anything big ~ ~ If you want to establish a new monarch, you must establish yourself. "Why do you want to build others?" "
9. "Their stupidity is directly proportional to their arrogance-Yuan Shao is crazier than Cao Cao, and Yuan Shao is more stupid than Cao Cao; Yuan Shu is crazier than Yuan Shao, and Yuan Shu is more stupid than Yuan Shao. The most cattle the most stupid ~ ~ ~ "
10. "Although in the eyes of scholars, A Dream of Red Mansions is the No and 1 of China's novels, ordinary people still recognize the Water Margin and the Three Kingdoms. You see, the ancestors of all walks of life are all characters in the water margin of the Three Kingdoms-robbers, who worship Song Jiang as their ancestors; Thief, worship and move (-! ) ...................................................................................................................................................... .......................... When he and Liu Bei were under Cao Cao's command, before attacking Lu Bu, they said to Cao Cao: After Lu Bu was captured, you should marry someone to me. Cao Cao agreed ... Cao Cao looked at it: the country is beautiful! I got the moon first when I was close to the advantage-I took it for myself. Guan Yu was very depressed as a result. . . "
1 1. "What does a barber have to do with Guan Yu? At that time, people in the Three Kingdoms did not shave their heads, but kept their hair. It's just that both the barber and Guan Yu are holding knives ~ ~ which reminds me of a couplet posted by the barber:' How many heads are there in the world? Let's see how the old lady does it! Who dares to go in and shave their heads after reading this! "
12. Many people who study history regard history as a corpse, put it on an autopsy table, cut it bit by bit with a scalpel, and take out the kidney, liver and heart to study. This may be one way, but I don't like it very much. I am from a literary background. I think that in the face of history, we must first feel its flesh and blood and texture, and then we can talk about research.
13. What is real is not good-looking, and what is good-looking is not true, so there must be a way to solve this problem. I think this method is wonderful. The so-called "wonderful theory" means that history is included and literature is outside, which is both historical truth and literary interest.
14. At the Century Lecture Hall of Phoenix Satellite TV, the host asked me: You have been conscious for more than 50 years, and you have affirmed yourself for more than 50 years. Should I give myself a statement? I don't want to write a eulogy for myself so early. But if he wants to ask, then say it! The way I give it is that I am at least an interesting person.
15. I divide my speech style into three realms: one is "speaking frankly", that is, based on historical facts, not talking nonsense, not talking nonsense, and maintaining a serious academic attitude; The second is the "interest theory", which emphasizes the vividness of expression on the basis of adhering to the truth. In order to reach this level, I will add some nonsense funny language, which is sometimes necessary, just like adding spices such as pepper and monosodium glutamate when cooking, which can greatly arouse the audience's interest in listening and speaking; The third is the "wonderful theory", that is, analyzing history and enlightening the audience on the basis of the first two theories, which is the highest realm.
16. "I'm not an expert and scholar, I'm just a pathfinder, a landmine walker, and I may die at any time."
17. This makes us feel that Yuan Shao seems to have a genius. He must not listen to any correct opinions that are beneficial to him, and he must listen to any wrong opinions that are unfavorable to him. That's weird.
18. At that time, Jiangdong people called Sun Ce "Sun Lang" and Zhou Yu "Zhou Lang". Lang is a young man, which means praising beauty. So "Sun Lang" means "Sun Handsome Boy" and "Zhou Handsome Boy" means ... Handsome guys like beauty, so Sun Ce and Zhou Yu married the two most beautiful girls at that time ... It can be said that Zhou Yu is proud of the battlefield, officialdom, love and games ... Anyway, I am envious!
19. Yuan Shu thinks that the title of emperor, like our trademark under the market economy, should be registered first. He thought that he registered the trademark of the Emperor first, and others could do nothing about it. Unexpectedly, he became the target of public criticism.