Tea, diet also; Picking up girls is erotic; Eating color is human nature. Careful people can easily find that making tea and picking up girls are exactly the same, and all roads lead to the same goal: first of all, you must be in a mood. In a good mood, it is sweet to make coarse tea, and it is also happy to make ugly women; In a bad mood, drinking good tea is as dull as drinking white water; Picking up girls is like hugging wood. Secondly, we should pay attention to the environment. In Liao Hua Ji, the ancients listed more than ten kinds of time and space attractions such as balcony, quiet room, relaxing wind, bamboo moon and chatting and rolling around as the best environment for tea tasting. On such an elegant occasion, it is not just a cup of tea that is brewed and tasted. It is a landscape poem, indifferent and calm. The environment for picking up girls should not be too casual. For example, flowers a month ago, a cinema box, a teahouse, a corner of the dance floor, bumper cars, roller coasters ... an environment where all two people can fully communicate and cooperate is naturally the first choice for picking up girls, right? It is really an insult to pick up girls in classrooms, playgrounds, libraries and reading rooms with many people and miscellaneous eyes and solemn atmosphere. It is better to go crazy in the online chat room! If the mood is subjective, the environment is objective, and the environment is too bad, it will be anti-customer. In that case, it would be boring to make tea and pick up girls. To make tea, you need to learn the tea classics, and to pick up girls, you need to learn the jade girl's heart classics. So you can easily deal with different teas and different girls. One side of the soil and water raises one side of the people, but also grows one side of tea: green tea Longjing, like Suzhou and Hangzhou Jiali, is famous for its purity; Black tea Pu 'er, like Yunnan-Guizhou village women, is warm and simple; Jasmine scented tea, like Bashu girl, is spicy and heavy; As for Chaoshan kungfu tea, just like a fisherman's girl in a water town, the water is small and the style is warm ... So, different teas and different girls have different brewing methods, so we can improvise and be more comfortable. When making new tea, the water should not be too boiling to avoid poisoning (it is said that the new tea is not oxidized enough and remains slightly toxic, while boiling water dissolves toxins quickly and much); If you are hitting on girls, don't get too excited, and consider the consequences (girls are not yet mature, and sexual excitement is easy to have consequences); To make old tea, you must use boiled water to taste it; Only by hooking up with an old aunt (or a problem woman) can we melt the ice in her heart ... and so on, according to the classic and dialectical application, you can go anywhere without hitting on people. Making tea and picking up girls requires necessary procedures, step by step, perseverance, and soft grinding and hard soaking for a long time before the water can be soaked thoroughly. In this respect, Mr. Lin Yutang has the most experience: the first bubble, such as a girl of 12 years old (pure); The second bubble, such as seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls (rich); The third bubble is a young woman (mature and simple) ... "You can't drink hot tea in a hurry" and "make tea slowly with cold water" if necessary. Avoid impatience when making tea and picking up girls. That way, you can't taste three flavors. Making tea like this is like picking up girls, and life is ignorant. The ups and downs can only be realized by hard practice. Tea has a tea ceremony, women are feminine, and there should be a way to soak. Whether you can get the word or not, you are wholeheartedly. Therefore, the highest level of making tea and picking up girls is like "soaking in Zen". At that time, the Zen master in Zhaozhou realized that "Zhaozhou tea" became the first Zen case: a disciple asked, "What is the purpose of Buddhism in the West?" Zhao Zhou shouted "Go for tea"! This is a slap in the face. Today, it sounds like a natural shock. In case I accidentally get the message, why don't I take the lead in telling you the only way to "pick up girls"! What about the female disciple? Easier to do-"Do you want to get the Tao through meditation? Give master a bubble first! "