Some people say that you will be beaten if you fall behind. Others say that if you blow off a bird's head, it means that a person can always find a reason to hit you.
3. The poor can't be short-sighted! What happened to poverty? Is poverty your way? Should poverty be looked down upon by others? Should I be laughed at by others? Being poor is not terrible, stand up and let everyone see that you are not only poor, but also ugly!
Life is an illusion caused by inhaling oxygen. Once you stop breathing oxygen, everything will disappear.
Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie hasn't lost weight after walking hundreds of miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.
6. Q: "How to euphemistically describe others as ugly?" A: "This face is so pitiful!"
7. The speed of spending money after leaving my job suddenly made me understand that going to work is not to make money, but to let you go to class without spending money.
I really envy you people who have boyfriends to accompany you to the concert. Unlike me, my boyfriend will try to give you a concert.
9. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.
10. The older you get, the less you like to explain and persuade. It's a long story, and life is short. Seek common ground while reserving differences and do whatever you want.
XI。 How can anyone really write the truth in a circle of friends? Be taken too seriously by friends. Although it is called a circle of friends, it does not mean that they are all friends.
12. Q: How do you understand that you can do the right thing with the right people? A: Go to the vegetable market to buy food and follow my aunt. After the aunt reduced the price, you said, I want two Jin, too.
Thirteen. Do you know why only penguins have white bellies? God replied: because my hands are short, I can only wash my stomach when I take a shower.
14. History is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single, and last year, this year, you are still single.
15. Share one of my online shopping experiences: just leave a message "I am a Virgo" to the seller. Then you will find that the delivery is absolutely the best quality!
My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.
17. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, and people are sometimes not people!
18. Being young is a good excuse, as if you can really make great achievements when you are mature.
Nineteen. Some people are alive, and you want them dead. Some people are dead, and you still feel cheap.
Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, in the end, he killed all the students.
2 1. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher outside the window.
Twenty-two Some people seem to be well-informed, but in fact, they have never even seen Peggy the pig behind them.
Landlord: If you were fascinated by reading in the library and the opposite sex touched you with its feet three times, would you? Reply: Step on it.
I kissed your face. It's all sunscreen, BB cream and sunscreen I think I ate a lot of money in one gulp.